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Kesha
2010-06-14, 10:39 AM #1
What the ****. Who allowed this to happen? What idiot allowed a girl who can't sing for **** to sing live on SNL? SNL is ****ty enough.

I was unfortunate to have been present during the replay on youtube of one of her SNL performances. My only thoughts were 'what the **** is going on here'. Followed by 'DEAR GOD WHAT THE ****'.

Then I watched the glee audition parody and it all made sense. Unfortunately I was too drunk to leave the party and had to endure further glee desensitization.

But really, why, why why why must we not only have ****ty processed music shoved down our throats at every juncture, but they can't even be counted on to keep it sufficiently processed at all times.

**** this is putting a downer on my day. Now I'm going to have that infernal pixies homemade swimsuit picture in my head all day. And I'm not hardly drunk anymore.

Someone help.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-06-14, 10:41 AM #2
I don't even know what a Kesha is
2010-06-14, 10:45 AM #3
Originally posted by Steven:
I don't even know what a Kesha is


Count your many blessings friend. I thought I had successfully insulated myself from ****ty things like television. But no, this **** creeps into my life anyway.

You are truly a pure soul
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-06-14, 10:46 AM #4
Originally posted by Spook:
Then I watched the glee audition parody and it all made sense. Unfortunately I was too drunk to leave the party and had to endure further glee desensitization.

Don't refer to Glee as a bad thing. It's quite good, really.
>>untie shoes
2010-06-14, 10:47 AM #5
the ***** is whack.
2010-06-14, 10:50 AM #6
linky link?
DO NOT WANT.
2010-06-14, 10:53 AM #7


I DIDNT SEE THIS ONE.

Holy ****. GOD DAMN ASTRONAUTS. DANCING THE AWKWARD ROBOT
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-06-14, 11:17 AM #8
Remember when musicians didn't need stupid stage names or symbols for letters...
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2010-06-14, 11:28 AM #9
At least it's fairly well done... it's not my kind of music, but I can't deny that it's better than 99% of the live performances of this kind of thing.
>>untie shoes
2010-06-14, 12:10 PM #10
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
Remember when musicians didn't need stupid stage names or symbols for letters...

No, actually. People have been using stupid stage names since at least the 19th century and I'm only 20.

Also I still don't know what P Diddy feels like in the morning.
nope.
2010-06-14, 12:56 PM #11
You know, if you're going to watch SNL you should be prepared for some pretty ****ty TV.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-06-14, 4:07 PM #12
Unless Andy Samberg or Dan Aykroyd is involved. They make the best SNL sketches I've seen.
DO NOT WANT.
2010-06-14, 4:08 PM #13
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
Remember when musicians didn't need stupid stage names or symbols for letters...


Remember when musicians didn't need an autotune plugin or a gimicky costume getup to get famous?
2010-06-14, 4:11 PM #14
Originally posted by x25064:
Remember when musicians didn't need an autotune plugin or a gimicky costume getup to get famous?

No actually, people have been using the gimmicky custome getup since at least the 1960s.
nope.
2010-06-14, 4:16 PM #15
I thought this thread was about Lady GaGa
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2010-06-14, 4:18 PM #16
i like her
一个大西瓜
2010-06-14, 4:19 PM #17
yeah but you're asian
nope.
2010-06-14, 4:24 PM #18
so

white ppl never like asian pop singers :[
一个大西瓜
2010-06-14, 4:29 PM #19
Maybe they should try singing in a language that isn't gibberish. :ninja:

In honesty I don't know any. :P
nope.
2010-06-14, 5:20 PM #20
Where's Zul?
2010-06-14, 5:54 PM #21
Holy ****in ****.

I saw this first http://kiwi.kz/watch/z7gpypkpcanb and i almost tore my eardrums out. I mean, I already can't stand pop music, but this is on a whole new level.

At least she's hot right? That's all that matters, after all.
2010-06-14, 6:19 PM #22
oh my god man

[http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/03/12/4/272/2727634/1bf8357060dbccb3_kesha-beach-032410-3.preview.jpg]
2010-06-14, 6:19 PM #23
how could you say that
2010-06-14, 6:26 PM #24
**** you i won't do what you tell me!
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2010-06-14, 6:35 PM #25
Hey buck, don't make me a sandwich.
nope.
2010-06-14, 7:19 PM #26
Originally posted by saberopus:
oh my god man


**** yeah I would hit that. My nipples are already inflating with common mating ritual savagery.
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2010-06-14, 10:38 PM #27
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Maybe they should try singing in a language that isn't gibberish. :ninja:

In honesty I don't know any. :P


I know about that Rain guy.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-06-14, 10:44 PM #28
Originally posted by saberopus:
oh my god man

[http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/03/12/4/272/2727634/1bf8357060dbccb3_kesha-beach-032410-3.preview.jpg]


Looks like Juliet from LOST

[http://www.celebritywonder.com/wp/Elizabeth_Mitchell_in_Lost_TV_Series_Wallpaper_9_800.jpg]
2010-06-14, 10:46 PM #29
That's the mom/FBI lady from V.

I'd hit it (with a brick).
2010-06-14, 10:52 PM #30
Originally posted by Alan:
I thought this thread was about Lady GaGa


Lady Gaga >>>>> Kesha

Though Pink beats them all handily. Ability to sing live ftw.
woot!
2010-06-14, 11:06 PM #31
I agree with JLee on this. Pink is far more talented... and hotter...
>>untie shoes
2010-06-14, 11:09 PM #32
Originally posted by Antony:
I agree with JLee on this. Pink is far more talented... and hotter...


Much hotter indeed.
woot!
2010-06-15, 10:38 AM #33
Christina aguilera still is te reigning queen in my book. That girl can sing her ass ono, live or not.
2010-06-15, 12:34 PM #34
Originally posted by Steven:
That's the mom/FBI lady from V.

I'd hit it (with a brick).


You can see her naked in Gia along with Angelina Jolie. Then again, I think you can find Angelina Jolie naked more often than clothed.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

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