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American ninja failed to assassinate Bin Laden
2010-06-15, 5:38 PM #1
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Asia-South-Central/2010/0615/Gary-Brooks-Faulkner-American-ninja-hunting-Osama-bin-Laden

Quote:
Gary Brooks Faulkner, an American citizen who told police he was searching for Osama Bin Laden, has been arrested in northwest Pakistan armed with a gun, a sword, and Christian literature.


That's a badass right there. Maybe I should quit my job and do this.
2010-06-15, 5:51 PM #2
Now, how on earth do you kill someone with Christian literature.
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2010-06-15, 6:08 PM #3
Read it to them.
2010-06-15, 6:45 PM #4
Book of Eli??
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-06-15, 7:07 PM #5
I understand that he is a lunatic. I understand that in addition to that, I would probably find almost all of his coherent beliefs offensive.

But something about going to Pakistan with a sword, a pistol, and night vision goggles, six times, to find Osama bin Laden is just bad ass.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2010-06-15, 7:14 PM #6
None the less... the guy was 52 years old.
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2010-06-15, 7:18 PM #7
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Now, how on earth do you kill someone with Christian literature.


Maybe he intended to convert Osama.
2010-06-15, 7:19 PM #8
Why was he arrested? Couldn't he be considered a bounty hunter.
2010-06-15, 7:53 PM #9
I think they offered the reward to anyone who brings him in. So, **** yeah.
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2010-06-15, 7:58 PM #10
He's obviously not much of a ninja if the police were able to find/track him. They probably saved his life. Sho Kosugi would've done much better.
? :)
2010-06-15, 7:58 PM #11
An American reward doesn't sanction actions in other countries, they still have their laws.
2010-06-15, 8:04 PM #12
Originally posted by x25064:
Why was he arrested? Couldn't he be considered a bounty hunter.

He seems pretty deranged, I wouldn't want him running around trying to kill the worlds most wanted man either, who knows if he'll end up killing someone that looks like him?
2010-06-15, 8:12 PM #13
Or someone who looks nothing like him but is identical in this 'ninjas' warped mind
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-06-15, 11:09 PM #14
I think this guy would have done the job better:

2010-06-15, 11:43 PM #15
I love LA because it's full of ****ing freaks.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-06-15, 11:51 PM #16
hahahah, that's outstanding. :awesome:
woot!
2010-06-16, 1:15 AM #17
Can't blame the guy. Dude's got cahones. They should have just unleashed him. Hell.
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2010-06-16, 7:06 AM #18
But he didn't do anything with those balls, he just stood there holding a sword. call me when he takes on street gangs.
2010-06-16, 7:10 AM #19
ahahahaaaa, they really think they can imprison a ninja??! he's probably long gone by now. Stupid police, do they understand nothing?
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2010-06-16, 7:21 AM #20
Tenshu where have you been all my life?
2010-06-16, 8:12 AM #21
I like how the narrator says it's "LA" even though the police cars and uniforms clearly say "Seattle Police."

:08, :11, 1:31
2010-06-16, 11:28 AM #22
Originally posted by Bounty Hunter 4 hire:
I would probably find almost all of his coherent beliefs offensive.

OXYMORON
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-06-17, 3:23 PM #23
URAMORON

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