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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → Things to avoid doing if you're gonna sneeze
Things to avoid doing if you're gonna sneeze
2010-06-16, 5:12 PM #1
peeing.

Man what a mess.

This morning I spilled coffee all over myself walking to the table with a mug of coffee.


What else is dangerous to be doing if you sneeze?
2010-06-16, 5:19 PM #2
performing a bris
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-06-16, 5:24 PM #3
I did a shot of whiskey once then immediately sneezed. The result was not pleasant and I was asked to leave the bar.
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2010-06-16, 5:39 PM #4
Originally posted by llibja:
performing a bris


somehow I knew that was going to be mentioned.
2010-06-16, 6:21 PM #5
Putting in your contacts. Or someone else's.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2010-06-16, 6:29 PM #6
Crap.

Pain.
nope.
2010-06-16, 6:39 PM #7
Eating.
2010-06-16, 6:40 PM #8
making out
:master::master::master:
2010-06-16, 6:42 PM #9
performing brain surgery
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2010-06-16, 6:43 PM #10
performing surgery i suppose
DO NOT WANT.
2010-06-16, 6:56 PM #11
Ever had to sneeze right before ejaculation?
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2010-06-16, 6:57 PM #12
Actually yes.
2010-06-16, 7:07 PM #13
looking down
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-06-16, 7:09 PM #14
A sneeze is just an upside-down orgasm
I'm just a little boy.
2010-06-16, 7:19 PM #15
When trying to make your way through a poisonous gas chamber, do not sneeze.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-06-16, 9:35 PM #16
Quote:
Ever had to sneeze right before ejaculation?


Originally posted by Tibby:
Actually yes.


Leave the neighbor's dog alone, kiddo.
2010-06-16, 10:16 PM #17
I'd say drinking red food colouring

[http://kyle90.info/images/_misc/sneeze.gif]
Stuff
2010-06-17, 5:18 AM #18
The worst sneezes are the ones that explode out of you with less than half a second of warning. Usually in someone's face.
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2010-06-17, 7:40 AM #19
Originally posted by Flirbnic:
A sneeze is just an upside-down orgasm

Can anyone remember who it was that had some story about them farting during an orgasm and the chick laughing her arse off? Was it Shintock? :P
nope.
2010-06-17, 11:55 PM #20
The worst sneezes are the sneezes that never come to be.
2010-06-18, 12:07 AM #21
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
The worst sneezes are the ones that explode out of you with less than half a second of warning. Usually in someone's face.


same thing with ejaculation
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-06-18, 12:40 AM #22
Shintock was a player.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-06-18, 3:09 AM #23
Originally posted by Dash_rendar:
The worst sneezes are the sneezes that never come to be.


same thing with ejaculation
幻術
2010-06-18, 6:06 AM #24
yeah jizzing, whilst sneezing, if anything its TOO intense /burn
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2010-06-18, 1:20 PM #25
Add, have a mouthfull of frosted shredded wheat to the list.

I was eating breakfast this morning, and right before I swallow (har har) I sneeze. Man, it was like a shrapnel grenade went off. Flakes of shredded wheat everywhere.

Mythbusters should have done a test with shreaded wheet, because that definately increases the range of your sneezes.
2010-06-18, 1:25 PM #26
Originally posted by Tibby:
Eating.


same thing with ejaculation
幻術
2010-06-18, 1:28 PM #27
armed robbery
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-06-18, 7:59 PM #28
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
peeing.

Man what a mess.


Once when I was a kid, in an effort to avoid the mess, I had the brilliant idea of pinching it off just before the sneeze. Now that is a bad idea.
2010-06-19, 11:24 PM #29
I once sneezed with a bloody nose. It looked a lot like that mythbusters gif.
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'

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