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Gather your weapons my brethren
2010-06-17, 9:58 PM #1
Our day has arrived:
http://news.nationalpost.com/2010/06/16/working-lightsaber-the-most-dangerous-laser-ever-created/

How much more powerful do you think these handheld lasers can get? It's also pretty cool the company made them look like hilts. I predict only about 100 more years until an actual, real working lightsaber.
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2010-06-17, 10:10 PM #2
one of the worst articles in the history

working lightsaber
2010-06-17, 10:36 PM #3
I found one of the links within more interesting, where the cop punches the 17 year old girl in the face.
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2010-06-17, 10:44 PM #4
Yeah, that was cool.
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2010-06-17, 11:48 PM #5
Originally posted by saberopus:
working lightsaber


I have tried and tried to turn this into a joke about prostitutes. I know it has to be possible. So frustrating.
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2010-06-18, 12:45 AM #6
Working lightsaber my ass. "Can set skin on fire." Yeah, sure. After how long? 30 seconds?

I want to see it sever hands with the flick of the wrist.
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2010-06-18, 12:47 AM #7
i want to see it melt through a thick metal door
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2010-06-18, 3:15 AM #8
Originally posted by Deadman:
I found one of the links within more interesting, where the cop punches the 17 year old girl in the face.


Yeah. That article doesn't reflect what's in the vid. The officer should have pointed a gun / taser at her head and kindly asked her to STFU before handcuffing her. Not very smart of her to try and fight a policeman.
幻術
2010-06-18, 3:36 AM #9
I think all three of them were in the wrong.
All that fuss over a jaywalking ticket, the girls were stupid and the cop probably didn't handle it the best, but eh, he probably wasn't expecting for a couple of girls to shove him over a jaywalking fine.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-06-18, 3:37 AM #10
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I have tried and tried to turn this into a joke about prostitutes. I know it has to be possible. So frustrating.


Tempted to post a picture from Drawn Together but it definitely wouldn't be allowed.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-06-18, 5:06 AM #11
Those girls resist arrest, and the crowd yells at the officer. $10 it's racial.
2010-06-19, 4:04 PM #12
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I have tried and tried to turn this into a joke about prostitutes. I know it has to be possible. So frustrating.


I can't see it :/
2010-06-19, 4:49 PM #13
Speaking of the original post : A hand-held laser that causes instant irreversible retina damage? Styled to look like a lightsaber? Does anyone else think this is a horrible idea? It's like a toy gun that shoots real bullets.
2010-06-19, 7:53 PM #14
Quote:
Use with extreme caution
umm.. use for what?
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2010-06-19, 7:59 PM #15
Originally posted by JM:
Speaking of the original post : A hand-held laser that causes instant irreversible retina damage? Styled to look like a lightsaber? Does anyone else think this is a horrible idea? It's like a toy gun that shoots real bullets.


It also gives you cancer!
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2010-06-19, 9:10 PM #16
That particular laser has been around for a while. I've seen pics of it here and there for at least a year or so. Maybe the internals are different, but I've seen that body many times.

Anyway, mildly interesting.

EDIT: This thing isn't supposed to look like a lighsaber. It's supposed to look like a "tactical" flashlight. Whoever wrote this article is a fool.
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2010-06-19, 10:33 PM #17
"Soooo...I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"
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2010-06-26, 9:31 PM #18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__5CpKlr4-4

Looks a lot more powerful than I thought it was
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2010-06-27, 12:00 AM #19
Now that's cool.
2010-06-27, 10:26 AM #20
If the output is variable, I can see it having real uses.
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2010-06-27, 10:46 AM #21
Quote:
World Lasers says it ships the lightsaber to over 70 countries, Canada included.


Well, thank God it ships to Canada.
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2010-06-27, 2:02 PM #22
where's Kyle90 when you need him?
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