Well that's awkward!

I had my lunch at the work cafeteria, after which I headed over to a lavatory. After washing my hands, I noticed, or rather, felt something within the left leg of my jeans. I went back inside a stall to avoid any embarrassment, unzipped and searched within my denim-y pants for what it was I clearly felt. I was amazed to discover a soft, stretchy, black sock. Somehow I had been carrying this sock within my jeans the whole day, until I caught on and removed it in that room of many reliefs. It is now in my backpack, which I tend to wear to work. By the way, it smelled clean, though I'm not sure as to how it would smell now, having been in my backpack for some minutes.

Post your mishaps of wearing too many socks to work!

lol masturbation

umm what

That's just you, this thread is ACTUALLY about a sock.

Do you jerk off at work, Petmc?

The extra bulge in your pants didnt draw the attention of your female coworkers?

they're in their 60s. -_-

I don't think that would stop them.

They've seen bigger.



I have to admit, I've also found a sock from my pants once. Not as shocking as that one time I found it from my foot.

Back when I worked in a metal workshop, I was wearing baggy jeans. My task at the time was to saw metal poles. Cutting each pole sent small, sizzling hot metal debris flying. Some of it fell in a crease of my pants.

I suddenly feel hot around my right leg, only to look down and see that it had caught fire. A nice "Holy ****, put it out!" leg-booting dance ensued.


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The sock in the pants leg thing has happened to me before and suddenly fell out in the middle of my work place. In front of my co-workers. My reaction to their puzzled glances was... "TA-DA!"

I hate finding dryer sheets in your shirt/pants in the middle of the day.

I f***ing love that feeling. It's like the dryer gave me a little present to wish me a lovely day.

I found your mom in my pants.

I found dalf in my pants and you'll never guess what HE found in HIS pants

oh he already posted, dammit

slowpus!

not socks for me, normally just drier sheets

I've found underwear in my pants after an hour of wearing them...they weren't even my underwear either. that was the last time i wear pants straight from the dryer at my parents house.

I've found underwear in my pants too...then I remembered that they're supposed to be there.

no no, these were in the pants leg and i wasnt wearing them.

yeah damn drier sheets

Sure. A happy sock!

It happens to me every once in a while.

It's usually down towards the end of one of the pants leg though.

Now just imagine you found a thong in your pants...hmmmm!:P

I work at a summer camp, and I am not Carp.

oh god im glad i didnt find a thong in my pants leg. it was my fathers underwear and hes a BIG man. ...imagine a hispanic peter griffin.

How do you not notice underwear that big?!

i honestly dont know. i guess it was just a busy day.

This happened to me while meeting an ex's parents... Luckily I noticed while in the bathroom and threw it in the cabinet under the sink.

Excuse my ignorance, but what are drier sheets?

Fabric softener sheets that you place in your drier when drying clothes to minimize the static