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**** YEA AMERICA
2010-07-04, 12:08 AM #1



and moar seriously
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DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2010-07-04, 12:11 AM #2
Ah, brings back some memories...

... namely those of 1987 when I rescued Ronald Reagan from a bunch of dudes and then we had some burgers.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/zmonks/zmonks_history1987.jpg]

Great times!
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2010-07-04, 12:34 AM #3
america **** yeh
2010-07-04, 12:37 AM #4
Today we remember the most important story convention ever...

America Saves the Mother-****in' Day-yuh!

UH-MER-RUH-KUH! **** YEAH!
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2010-07-04, 3:48 AM #5
happy America day you guys.
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2010-07-04, 6:56 AM #6
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2010-07-04, 10:16 AM #7
"Hells Yeah America! and Happy Independence Day" my fellow Massassians!
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He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-07-04, 10:18 AM #8
2010-07-04, 11:29 AM #9
This is as patriotic as I get.

[http://lh3.ggpht.com/_qDlol3l72ng/TDDSrrS4oAI/AAAAAAAAABE/Pa19LOp50VI/s512/amanda1.jpg]
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-07-04, 11:41 AM #10
Will Smith says, "Happy Independence Day, yall!"

[http://narcissismcorner.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/independence_day_large_032.jpg]
幻術
2010-07-04, 11:46 AM #11
WELCOME TO ERF!
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-07-04, 12:47 PM #12
[http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a172/jeff1030/xkojev.png]
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[http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a172/jeff1030/6884e3f36a06ce5f69ce3ad1da35f6a9bff.jpg]
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America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2010-07-04, 2:08 PM #13
[http://lh4.ggpht.com/_qDlol3l72ng/TDD4NAwLF0I/AAAAAAAAABM/tSAYZ8FiW2o/s512/just_go_away.jpg]
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-07-04, 3:12 PM #14
mmmm amanda tapping
2010-07-04, 3:16 PM #15
Mmmm body Sarah Palin stole from lowerclass white woman and sewed her own head onto.

Actually, never mind. Photoshop her onto someone hotter.
2010-07-04, 4:16 PM #16
What about her? But I would rather leave this Hottie just the way she is.
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He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-07-04, 4:35 PM #17
What is she staring at? Is there a plane flying overhead over there?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-07-04, 4:38 PM #18
Thanks for beating the Nazis, forming a post-imperialist democracy that changed the world, being the founder of a huge number of humanitarian agencies, putting man on the moon, and pushing science further and faster then anyone else.
(Not in order)
2010-07-04, 5:26 PM #19
[http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs14/f/2006/363/4/4/Bandit_Keith________In_America_by_laughingwarlock.jpg]

By the way, Darth Dan. Who is the girl?
2010-07-04, 6:35 PM #20
I could say she's my girlfriend, but yeah right, never in my wet Dreams. Shes a girl in this star spangled bikini special for the 4th on this web site:

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2010/06/02/american-flag-bikini-fashion/?test=faces#slide=1

I fell in love.
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-07-04, 6:57 PM #21
Next time you hate on foxnews, remember that slideshow.
2010-07-04, 7:00 PM #22
Originally posted by JM:
Next time you hate on foxnews, remember that slideshow.


Now that I saw this I have a little more faith in FoxNews, but not all of their ****. :cool:
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-07-04, 7:01 PM #23
Technically, isn't wearing the American flag as a bikini supposedly denigrating to the flag (and, thusly, wholly unpatriotic)?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-07-04, 8:48 PM #24
No because a true American loves him some ****.
2010-07-04, 9:03 PM #25
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Technically, isn't wearing the American flag as a bikini supposedly denigrating to the flag (and, thusly, wholly unpatriotic)?


Im surely patriotic and this definitley doesnt offend me in no way so I think its alright in my book.
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-07-04, 11:42 PM #26
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Technically, isn't wearing the American flag as a bikini supposedly denigrating to the flag (and, thusly, wholly unpatriotic)?


Doesn't apply when the flag is accenting a beautiful pair of American breasts.
2010-07-04, 11:55 PM #27
so how did you spend your fourth?

i worked from 2pm to 1030, and then proceeded to drink downtown at the local streetdance
it looked somewhat like this, but more drinking on the other side of me
http://twitpic.com/22l0w1
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2010-07-04, 11:56 PM #28
Working... at Valleyfair.. 1130AM to 1130PM
2010-07-04, 11:57 PM #29
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Technically, isn't wearing the American flag as a bikini supposedly denigrating to the flag (and, thusly, wholly unpatriotic)?


It's a violation of the Flag Code, but the Flag Code doesn't really matter and is definitely trumped by boobs.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-07-05, 12:02 AM #30
It's not really the flag, though. It's just some stars and some stripes.
2010-07-05, 12:19 AM #31
Originally posted by genk:
so how did you spend your fourth?


Woke up. Went out for lunch and some beers, including one from a brand new local brewery. Came home, sobered up, went for a swim. Drove up north to watch fireworks with some friends. Came back, watched additional fireworks from the upper level of my complex with beer in hand.

A very nice, low-key day. Not altogether different from most of my days this summer, but that's not exactly something to complain about.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-07-05, 1:37 AM #32
I spent the entire day at home. I didn't leave once to go anywhere and I was all alone.
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2010-07-05, 2:07 AM #33
Originally posted by ELITE WARRIOR:
Doesn't apply when the flag is accenting a beautiful pair of American breasts.


What if the flag burned, revealing bare breasts? First you'd be all "WTF KILL THE EVILDOERS" but then you'd be like "...oh...whoa..."
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-07-05, 9:30 AM #34
IT WAS A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-07-05, 1:44 PM #35
A very hot one.
2010-07-05, 2:32 PM #36
Originally posted by Wolfy:
[http://lh4.ggpht.com/_qDlol3l72ng/TDD4NAwLF0I/AAAAAAAAABM/tSAYZ8FiW2o/s512/just_go_away.jpg]




The funniest thing about this picture is that she's holding a Crosman 10 pump BB gun. I have the exact same one sitting right over in my closet. It was like 50 bucks at walmart. SO hard core.
2010-07-05, 2:58 PM #37
I do believe it's a photoshop sir.
2010-07-06, 9:27 AM #38
Really? No one?

[http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/38530927/Team+America+B00031TXTU_01_LZZZZZZZ.jpg]
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2010-07-06, 9:48 AM #39
[http://thisiswtf.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/86372e39186e9f63ad5c90b2c5916f7c.png]
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2010-07-06, 9:58 AM #40
B& for AMERICA hate
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
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