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Jeff Goldblum is drunk
2010-07-10, 4:16 PM #1


:XD:
2010-07-10, 8:04 PM #2
Hahah I love those slowmo version

Incidentally the originals iMacs were some of the worst industrial design ever. And they've gone from "colorful" to literally no color at all heh
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2010-07-10, 11:40 PM #3
I hated those iMacs. They were retarded looking and that mouse was totally not designed with any kind of ergonomics whatsoever.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2010-07-11, 12:49 AM #4
Please, MS run the "1984" ad today and point out that all Macs are white monoliths and have nearly the same hardware, whereas PCs come in all shapes and sizes, and colours.
2010-07-11, 2:15 AM #5
There are a lot of these videos. I'm starting to worry about Jeff Goldblum.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-07-11, 2:16 AM #6
Whoever they are, if they're receiving messages, they might be sending them, too. Wait a minute: candy bars. They usually come in a wrapper. Just like you... wrap a Christmas present. Christmas happens when it's cold. Cold, as in Alaska - that's... with polar bears. Polar bears... pola... polarity! I can switch the polarity to see what transmissions are coming from the location this one is being sent to!
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2010-07-11, 9:50 AM #7
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Whoever they are, if they're receiving messages, they might be sending them, too. Wait a minute: candy bars. They usually come in a wrapper. Just like you... wrap a Christmas present. Christmas happens when it's cold. Cold, as in Alaska - that's... with polar bears. Polar bears... pola... polarity! I can switch the polarity to see what transmissions are coming from the location this one is being sent to!




Wait... What?
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2010-07-11, 10:49 AM #8
He's Goldbluming
2010-07-11, 11:12 AM #9
I was wondering what became of Mr. Goldblum.
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-07-11, 11:20 AM #10
hes on one of the Law and Orders now after having his own failed police procedural.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2010-07-11, 11:20 AM #11
These ads are old. He's on Law & Order: CI now.

edit: ford touch button first
2010-07-11, 12:59 PM #12
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Whoever they are, if they're receiving messages, they might be sending them, too. Wait a minute: candy bars. They usually come in a wrapper. Just like you... wrap a Christmas present. Christmas happens when it's cold. Cold, as in Alaska - that's... with polar bears. Polar bears... pola... polarity! I can switch the polarity to see what transmissions are coming from the location this one is being sent to!


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幻術
2010-07-11, 1:25 PM #13
Wait a minute: butt sex! Butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right? Lubrication. Lubruh... Chupuh... Chupacabra's the, the goat killer of Mexican folklore. Folklore is stories from the past that are often fictionalized. Fictionalized to heighten drama. Drama students! Students at colleges usually have bicycles! Bi, bian, binary. It's binary code!
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2010-07-11, 1:46 PM #14
Originally posted by Ford:
hes on one of the Law and Orders now after having his own failed police procedural.

And he's apparently that popular that they fired the rest of the cast to free up more Goldblum onscreen action.
nope.
2010-07-11, 3:17 PM #15
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Wait a minute: butt sex! Butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right? Lubrication. Lubruh... Chupuh... Chupacabra's the, the goat killer of Mexican folklore. Folklore is stories from the past that are often fictionalized. Fictionalized to heighten drama. Drama students! Students at colleges usually have bicycles! Bi, bian, binary. It's binary code!


"Binary language of Moisture Vaporators? why sir my first job was programming binary load lifters, which are very similar in retrospect. Why of course I speak Bocce, (and German) its like a second language....shutting up sir." :)
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-07-12, 8:07 PM #16
Internet? I'd say Internet!



(closed captioning does not agree with drunk Jeff Goldblum)
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-07-12, 8:21 PM #17
Quote:
Jeff Goldblum is drunk


And I'm not.
<Rob> This is internet.
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2010-07-12, 9:03 PM #18
FGR is quoting South Park
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2010-07-12, 10:36 PM #19
Originally posted by Baconfish:
And he's apparently that popular that they fired the rest of the cast to free up more Goldblum onscreen action.


As much as I like Jeff Goldblum, his popularity on that show probably has more to do with "Oh, thank God it's not Vincent D'Onofrio!"
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-07-13, 5:00 AM #20
I liked Vincent D-Onofrio. :(
nope.
2010-07-13, 5:13 AM #21
haha, "have they been in thinking jail?"
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2010-07-13, 9:26 AM #22
Originally posted by Baconfish:
I liked Vincent D-Onofrio. :(


I agree. What was wrong with him?

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