There is a god damn ****ing bird in my neighbors tree that is chirping so ****ing loud I can hear it through the walls and double pane windows. ALL ****ING NIGHT! I can't see it because it's a heavily leafed tree and behind another tree and on the other side of the fence in their backyard, otherwise it would have been shot dead 3 nights ago when it started doing this. It keeps changing to different kinds of bird calls every few seconds, it sounds like one of those bad car alarms that changes to a different sound every few seconds. I can't get over how tenacious and LOUD it is. It's hot as **** in my house and all my windows are closed in an attempt to block the sound but I can still hear it. I should have been asleep 2 hours ago but no.....:suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide:

I want to torture this animal. But sitting here in bed on a netbook ranting about it will have to suffice.

what model netbook you got

Ah, it's an Asus Eee something or other. 1005HA I think. I like it, has a kick ass battery that lasts 8 or 9 hours. I charge it less than I charge my phone.

lol whatl

Got air propulsion?

What the hell kind of bird chirps at night

I feel an urge to post my guinea hen video!

You should totally cut down the tree. That'd show him.

Told ya trees are evil.

It's a mockingbird.

You're seriously going to kill a mockingbird?

I hear there's a book about that

and a movie.

Humans... something annoys them and they'll kill it. Everything must go for our convenience.

Suffer dude.

I have a similar problem but mine stems from a creature of even lower intelligence (humans that listen to rap music & think it's a good idea to rattle my apartment w/ bass between the hours of 10pm & 6am). I've tried to get rid of them w/ confrontation, writing letters to the property owner, aid from the police & even throwing stones at their vehicles. However, in the end they've won & I've decided to sleep w/ music playing just loud enough to where their "music" isn't noticeable.

Put in some earplugs.

Hey man I think Chewbubba has some spare ammo.

there was an owl hooting outside my bedroom window last month for like 3 days in a row. it would start at about 5am and didnt stop until who knows when because i usually wake up at 7-8am. i have to keep my windows open with the fan on the sill because being 8 months pregnant during the summer is the worst ive ever felt.

Eat it.

Birds annoy people?

If you can get some small fireworks to toss into the tree, that should do it.

Sounds like a good way to start a fire.

ahahaha that unexpectedly made me lol

If birds eat rice it expands in their stomach. . .

No it doesn't.

Yeah, that's bollocks.

I guess I shouldn't believe everything Lisa Simpson says

Rice will expand in water, sure, but it takes many hours. When you cook rice it happens much more quickly because the water is very hot. In a bird, it would likely be half digested by the time it had enough water in it to cause a problem for the bird. Not to mention that the bird's digestive system can expand.

And, even if it did expand in their stomachs, they would just throw it up.

And yeah, while we're on the topic of not trusting Lisa Simpson, the Coriolis effect does NOT result in toilets flushing in the other direction in Australia.

I hear that they also don't wear hats on their feet and hamburgers do not eat people.

That's actually pre-1990s Russia.

You obviously don't remember Yeltsin then.

Some toilets DO flush the other way in Australia... because the water inlets point the other way.

In Australia? Of course not! That's Rand McNally.

not to mention Australian toilets dont even flush in a way that causes rotating water.