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Eva Mendes hits on a 16 year-old...his mom protects him
2010-07-24, 4:34 PM #1
http://movies.ign.com/articles/110/1108319p1.html

Quote:
The kid was asking a question during the Q&A, and the cast were kind of having fun with him -- calling the textbook Comic-Con attendee a gang member and so on. But when Mendes told him he was really cute, the kid bounced right back and said, "I'm available, you know that." Mendes' response: "Are you legal?"

Ferrell began chirping in his best Danger Will Robinson voice: "Boner alert, boner alert."


Why was the kid going to Comic-Con with his mom in the first place? Isn't that awkward enough already? Even more so if they're both cosplaying.
2010-07-24, 4:45 PM #2
Wow. A comic con panel degenerated into silliness? That's shocking.
>>untie shoes
2010-07-24, 4:48 PM #3
This story is silly and boring! But while we're here, hey Cloud, how's it going?
2010-07-24, 5:28 PM #4
This story is relevant to Cloud's interests.
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2010-07-24, 5:29 PM #5
Quote:
The kid was asking a question during the Q&A, and the cast were kind of having fun with him -- calling the textbook Comic-Con attendee a gang member and so on. But when Mendes told him he was really cute, the kid bounced right back and said, "I'm available, you know that." Mendes' response: "Are you legal?"

Ferrell began chirping in his best Danger Will Robinson voice: "Boner alert, boner alert."


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2010-07-24, 8:26 PM #6
hahaha mark wahlberg to the rescue
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2010-07-24, 9:28 PM #7
Originally posted by Ford:
This story is relevant to Cloud's interests.


win
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-07-24, 9:32 PM #8
Guys I would think Cloud is too old for teachers by now.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-07-24, 10:44 PM #9
dang. I read as "Eva Mendes hits a 16 year old... his mom protects him."

I am disappointed.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2010-07-24, 11:11 PM #10
Originally posted by Krokodile:
Guys I would think Cloud is too old for teachers by now.


Yeah, but he'll never be too old for older women.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-07-24, 11:15 PM #11
Not even when he's 100? He'd be down to just a few women in the world by then >_>
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-07-24, 11:24 PM #12
And I will be here to post in the threads he starts about those women. :P
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-07-25, 3:34 AM #13
I feel like this 130 year old girl and I have some kinda connection...like the other day she said, in front of the whole nursing home, "Back in the old days, cancer was a life threatening condition...Cloud will know what I'm talking about" and she gave me this sort of knowing look...
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-07-25, 4:26 PM #14
Oh come now, last time I checked Eva Mendes was never a teacher. Also I don't only go after older women, I do like Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley too....okay they're two years older, but that's beside the point. At least I'm not like Aaron Johnson.
2010-07-25, 5:05 PM #15
I doubt people here seriously think you would be just like when you were a horny schoolkid. :P
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2010-07-25, 5:42 PM #16
No but the more you protest the more people want to joke about it
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-07-25, 6:17 PM #17
she's slutty. I like that.
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2010-07-25, 7:13 PM #18
She's hot. I like that.
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2010-07-25, 7:29 PM #19
She's hot and slutty. I like that.
>>untie shoes
2010-07-26, 12:54 AM #20
She's female. I like that.
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2010-07-26, 2:36 AM #21
Originally posted by Cloud:
I do like Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley too.

Elizabeth Hurley or get out.
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2010-07-27, 4:22 PM #22
Originally posted by Alan:
Elizabeth Hurley or get out.


...over Kate Beckinsale?
2010-07-27, 6:19 PM #23
Originally posted by Cloud:
...over Kate Beckinsale?


Sorry, Kate Beckinsale wins.
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2010-07-27, 10:57 PM #24
Beckinsale isn't a freaky exhibitionist.
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2010-07-29, 11:50 AM #25
is it me or does the topic not accurately describe the situation at all?
2010-07-29, 11:54 AM #26
I interpreted it as her being a smartass to the kid... not actually hitting on him...
>>untie shoes
2010-07-29, 12:15 PM #27
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Also, Emma Stone. End of Thread.


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2010-07-29, 12:29 PM #28
mmm airbrush
2010-07-29, 12:52 PM #29
Airbrush or not, she always looks good. IMO of course.
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2010-07-29, 2:34 PM #30
I never understood the need to add "in my opinion" after a post. I mean, clearly the result of you posting it is typically going to be understood that it is indeed your own thought. I think the average person is smart enough to understand that IMO.
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2010-07-29, 2:54 PM #31
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
I never understood the need to add "in my opinion" after a post. I mean, clearly the result of you posting it is typically going to be understood that it is indeed your own thought. I think the average person is smart enough to understand that IMO.


hahaha
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-07-29, 2:56 PM #32
I think it's for the people who don't realize it.

Maddox put it well. Something like,

"I think XX sucks ass."
"Well, that's just your opinion!"
"No **** sherlock, who else's would it be?"
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2010-07-29, 7:31 PM #33
Some forumers (though no massassians that I can recall) get pissed off at you for stating something and NOT putting IMO on the end. Even saying things like "if you at least put IMO at the end of that you wouldn't sound like an ass"

But yeah, I never put IMO at the end of anything, preferring to take Maddox's approach.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-07-29, 7:44 PM #34
I suppose you could be mistaken for saying someone elses opinion ?
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2010-07-29, 8:57 PM #35
Originally posted by Emon:
I think it's for the people who don't realize it.

Maddox put it well. Something like,

"I think XX sucks ass."
"Well, that's just your opinion!"
"No **** sherlock, who else's would it be?"


I think you're putting the emphasis on it being YOUR opinion, and not it being your OPINION. The point people are making when they say 'that's just your opinion' is not that it is in fact something you personally believe in, but rather that what you said may not be grounded entirely in fact because it's just, you know, like, an opinion, man.
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2010-07-29, 9:20 PM #36
But it's often used in response to something that is obviously opinion.
Either way, unless they're trying to say it's fact then the "it's your opinion" response is usually pretty pointless

But that's just my opinion =p
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-07-29, 9:22 PM #37
Eva Mendez is still the hottest woman mentioned in this thread. That is FACT.
>>untie shoes
2010-07-29, 11:06 PM #38
Beckinsale is the hottest in my opinion.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-07-29, 11:17 PM #39
Your opinion is wrong.
>>untie shoes
2010-07-30, 12:31 AM #40
That's just your opinion!
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
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