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To the owner of the dog who pooped in my stairwell....
2010-07-30, 9:24 AM #1
Wrote this collaboratively with my girlfriend last night:

[http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs072.ash2/36962_652937431235_24415114_36686960_4813878_n.jpg]

then we taped it to the wall of the staircase.
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2010-07-30, 9:36 AM #2
Picture of handwriting is annoying to read.
But I still read the last paragraph, and approve.
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2010-07-30, 10:42 AM #3
It might have been more effective if you used real poo instead of drawing it. This way, they know you mean business, AND you're crazy.
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2010-07-30, 10:44 AM #4
Perhaps staple a baggie that contained the poop in question
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2010-07-30, 10:46 AM #5
It wasn't a dog, you know..

... it was me!
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2010-07-30, 10:49 AM #6
When I lived in an apartment, one morning I found an enormous **** on the sidewalk outside. I don't know if any of my neighbors owned a horse, or why they were walking it late at night, but I wish they had cleaned it up.
2010-07-30, 10:50 AM #7
I can't read the letter, please try harder.
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2010-07-30, 11:26 AM #8
I read it, and I approve. Nice!
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2010-07-30, 11:48 AM #9
You can read it just fine. Just look at it and try. I have no sympathy - there was poop in my stairwell.
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2010-07-30, 11:54 AM #10
Originally posted by JM:
When I lived in an apartment, one morning I found an enormous **** on the sidewalk outside. I don't know if any of my neighbors owned a horse, or why they were walking it late at night, but I wish they had cleaned it up.


Horses poop large pellets... About the size of charcoal briquettes.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
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2010-07-30, 12:53 PM #11
Originally posted by happydud:
You can read it just fine. Just look at it and try. I have no sympathy - there was poop in my stairwell.


We didn't poop in your stairwell. You've done the equivalent of stairwell pooping in this thread, by posting that poorly compressed, awful, unreadable image and asking us to read it. CLEAN UP THE THREAD POOP.
2010-07-30, 1:02 PM #12
Don't listen to him, he is just mad because he can't read. He has been getting by with software that reads websites to him, but it can't read pictures.
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2010-07-30, 1:05 PM #13
There are a few words I just cannot make out
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2010-07-30, 1:12 PM #14
Yeah honestly I'm not sure what you mean by you can't read it. I'm sorry I don't have access to a scanner, but this is definitely legible.
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2010-07-30, 1:19 PM #15
I'm convinced by your drawing that it was chocolate soft serve ice cream & that you should've eaten it. There are people in Africa that are starving you know?!
? :)
2010-07-30, 1:23 PM #16
Transcriptmubeki transcripts:

Originally posted by Jesus:
7/29/10

Dear owner of the stairwell-pooping dog,

I'm sure it was very late, and that you were very tired - but it came to my attention this morning that your dog POOPED IN OUR STAIRWELL.

I don't know if you've noticed - but our stairwell is not, in fact, a poopdeck.

I don't know if you or another resident removed the evidence, but there is still... evidence left over (in the form of that goo in the corner). It would behoove you to swab until this poopdeck is just a deck once again.

In the future, please refrain from repeating this incident. If this happens again,
I'll take(?) it as a sign that you would like to turn(?) this poop-free zone into a free-pooping zone(?) and I will inform the other residents of (this?) new privilege immediately.

[A DRAWING OF POO]
poo [arrow pointing at the drawing of poo]
Play TODOA


Or something. You get the gist.
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2010-07-30, 1:27 PM #17
Originally posted by happydud:
Yeah honestly I'm not sure what you mean by you can't read it. I'm sorry I don't have access to a scanner, but this is definitely legible.


1. I have a degenerative eye condition which means that even my goodish eye suffers from astigmatism which on top of the compression artefacts makes reading this a genuine headache.
2. I could eventually read it, but I had to have my eyes about 10cm from my monitor, I don't like doing this because it gives me eyestrain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keratoconus
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2010-07-30, 1:33 PM #18
Originally posted by Detty:
but I had to have my eyes about 10cm from my monitor, I don't like doing this because it gives me eyestrain.


B-b-but that's inside the near-point of your eye!
2010-07-30, 2:35 PM #19
I don't think I've ever seen the word 'behoove'
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2010-07-30, 4:32 PM #20
Quote:
Horses poop large pellets... About the size of charcoal briquettes.
I know. I have first-hand experience with horse poo. I was making a joke about the size of the ****-pile. It was either a very large dog or a person who left that **** pile.

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