I like to kick up threads like this around the places I frequent, and I don't think I have brought it here. If I have, it's faded from memory, so revive!

Just post the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you, feel free to post more than one story if you're up to it.

Mine:

Sometime in middle school, probably 6th grade if I remember correctly. I played in a small, non-school related basketball team (primarily because the school couldn't fund it.) I remember the game well, only because of the single defining moment within it. I'm sitting on the side (I suck at BB to this day...) and I notice a girl nearby that I found particularly attractive. Not considering that the coach might actually put me in, and I should pay attention to the game, I begin to let my mind wander on the thoughts of the girl. (:masterstroke: style)

Well, sure enough, certain physical changes started to take place, and as I was trying to overcome it, the coach decides to send me in....



No further details needed.

That's easy for me!

My most embarassing moment was easily during my grad year in highschool. A friend and I were asked to prepare and sing a song in front of the school during a pep rally. Practice went well but when we got on stage we totally ****ed up. My friend first screwed up on the guitar but instead of playing on he just stopped. Starting over was already embarassing, but I was so livid with fury that I forgot the words to the song. So we stopped a second time. At which point I started swearing (in french) in front of the whole school, threw my hat against the wall, and finally concluded with a "This isn't going anywhere, so huh, lets go on with the show?"

Then walked off the stage and hid for the rest of the day.

Then I had to hear about it throughout the year afterwards... even from teachers v_v

Of course, I made them eat their words when I sang Sweet Dreams and Bro Hymm at the talent show. I showed them I wasn't a complete screw up!



I'd have another embarassing story but heh... its too much sex for massassi! Well maybe not, but I'm not gonna type it up from work, haha

I don't think I've ever been embarrassed too badly.

I have no shame.


I think one time, it was like 5 years ago, some fat nerd guy I hated (he was a teacher) made a blow job joke. I wasn't listening to him as always, and then said something (I forget what) that I only would have said if I didn't get the joke. Then he said "you must have never had a good blowjob" and I was like "oh, WHAT"

I don't really recall any ultrashockingly embarrassing moments.

I had to live down the "stating that my teacher's other boob was smaller" and "seeing a swastika drawn on a door, deciding to draw lines around it so it'd look like a window, only for another teacher to pass by and think I drew the swastika there in the first place" incidents, though. I think I drew zmonks comics out of them.

Audiences demand your shame!

I once went to a party by myself. I only knew 1 or 2 people there, and there were at least 50 people there. Music blaring, alcohol flowing, etc etc. Somebody asked if I wanted to hit the bong so I did....hard...many times. Not being a regular smoker at that time, it ****ed me up pretty good and I basically made a complete ass of myself, running around "dancing" and falling on random people and ****. This was at least 4 years ago and the memory still haunts me to this day every time I think about it.

My junior year in High School I played the trumpet in the marching band. Usually we sat in the bleachers but this was the homecoming game so we had to go play on the field at half-time. Since the bleachers didn't have quick route to the field we just climbed over the railing onto the track, which was about 4ft down from the bleachers. I didn't want to waste any time so I decided to mimic my friend in front of me and vault over the rail. Then my foot got hooked on the top part of the rail and face planted on the track.
When I woke up I was staring up at a bunch of faces above me on the bleachers and all of the marching band was crowded around me. I was pretty banged up so I had to sit in the ambulance until my mom picked me up.

Though most athletic experiences I've had end in embarrassment. I'm pretty much a grade-A klutz.

Its not embarassment of the toot during sex variety.

Just waking up after passing out from drinking to an ugly girl giving you head while there are other party goers nearby sleeping. Only to find out they aren't sleeping. Then you have another drunk girl on the couch who gets up, and says to the girl 'I thought you were puking!' then suddenly looks at you, does a double take and asks 'Why is your penis out?'

Of course. The guy who liked the head-giving girl was in the room, lying right next to us, faking sleep. And he gets all angry at me.

Ok so maybe not that embarassing just extremely bizarre and bizarre moment to be involved in.

My life.

Uh yeah, I assume this was a college party? This doesn't sound out of the ordinary and I don't think anyone remembered you the next day. Not only because they were probably wasted but because you weren't the only person doing it.

That reminds me of this time last eyar I went drinking with coworkers, got really wasted so they had to call my PARENTS to pick me up. Don't recall nearly anything of that night. Apparently I was mumbling something in German. Hum.

I've spent 9 years of my life on an internet forum talking about a game that died about two years into that nine.

I introduced my wife to several people I met on said forum as "a friend I've known since junior high" and was only lying a little bit.

I went to the lake with a friend from work and her family, and we played volleyball. I kick ass at volleyball; not because of any particular skill but merely because of my height. We were switching up teams each game, we played five games, and my team won every single time, most of the points being scored on my serves. So in the last game I hit a serve wrong and send it out.
Next day at work this 'friend' tells me how I suck at volleyball and can't even serve it, and how she beat me. When actually she was never on my team once and lost every single game. She called me a liar, and then I called her a **** in front of a bunch of old ladies and my boss.

Oh God. I did that too. :shame:

This one time when I was a kid, during morning prayers at school, the sports gym where those were always held was packed full of pupils. This one guy in my class lets out a huge noisy fart during a silent moment, it resonates in the place and everyone hears it. He then loudly calls me by my name, saying it was me. Everyone seems to believe him, and laugh their asses off.

That wasn't quite as embarrassing as being the late bloomer at sports class where not going to the communal shower after class was not an option, though.

I think the teacher silently realized the issue later, because he stopped forcing me into it.

Overall I had fun times at school, though! Most of my class were pretty fun kids and even though our school had a bunch of Christian rituals and values it didn't get in the way of us doing whatever. It was also extremely rare for me to encounter any bullying.

Man, you take volleyball super cereal.

It's like that moment from meet the fockers

Haha, I've been on the other end of that.

Watching the two drunk people have sex.

I didn't have the night vision monoculars like two of my friends though...hgmpf

The guy couldn't get it up because we were all watching. He got very mad.

I think someone else ****ed the girl later that didn't care.

I released a JK level dedicated to a girl who never spoke to me in real life. FML.

I don't really have much in this department...

I have that much in this department that I really can't pick out one particular incident.

For just a moment there, I thought you were the one giving head.

To many to count really...

First one to pop into my head is when my father burst in on me having sex with my then current girlfriend. The embarrassing part being it was the first time for both of us.

Retard, why are you banging when your parents are around? Put a necktie on the door, dang.

I leaked stomach juice all over a this chicks bed one time.

You should have tucked it between the elastic band on your shorts

Wait, like... from a stomach wound? Or what?

I missed that thread. Ouch. That sucks.

Kroko, what the hell is a "late bloomer" male?

I wrote and posted 10 or so of those stories in 2006.

Someone that hits puberty later than the majority of their peers?

So what are they going to do? Laugh at him because he has no adam's apple?

That or his childlike genitals.

His ability to confuse wild baby seals with his lack of body hair?

Also, it's annoying when people find out I shave my pits. It didn't bug me at first when people who knew me asked, but then around strangers it used to be embarrassing. Now I just don't give a **** and threaten to sandpaper them with my underarms.

How is this concept confusing in any way? Are you unfamiliar with the changes related to male puberty?

Kids get harassed at school for various reasons, one of which is developing either earlier or later than their peers.

I didn't discover that technique until years later lol.

Wasn't Freelancer home schooled? Maybe that shielded him from some of the horror experience.

You could have gone all jackass on it and proudly sport the flag pole. Bet you could have got some easy shots or defensive moves.