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Quick Q for the Parents
2010-08-02, 9:54 PM #1
To help us better determine the efficacy of the Obama healthcare plan, please answer this short questionnaire:

1. Do you own guns?
a. Yes
b. No

2. Would you ever use guns on your children?
a. Yes
b. No

Optional information:

1. Full name
2. Sex
3. Highest level of education completed
:master::master::master:
2010-08-02, 9:57 PM #2
what?
Warhead[97]
2010-08-02, 10:01 PM #3
this thread is awesome
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2010-08-02, 11:19 PM #4
1. no
2. yes
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-08-02, 11:28 PM #5
Originally posted by Emon:
this thread is awesome

I'm with you on this.
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2010-08-03, 12:45 AM #6
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
1. no
2. yes


It's hard not to agree with this.

:XD:
2010-08-03, 4:49 AM #7
Quote:
1. Do you own a pool?
a. Yes
b. No

2. Would you ever drown your children?
a. Yes
b. No


More children die in pools than from guns.
2010-08-03, 5:22 AM #8
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
1. no
2. yes


You are a parent? :huh:
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2010-08-03, 6:31 AM #9
Originally posted by JM:
More children die in pools than from guns.


Are you saying you would use your pool on your children?

Seriously though, comparing pool and gun fatalities is pointless, for one thing it's a lot easier for a kid to get access to a pool.
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2010-08-03, 8:29 AM #10
Pools weigh a lot more than most guns.
Warhead[97]
2010-08-03, 8:36 AM #11
i am going to guess that someone was actually asked this at a doctors office?
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2010-08-03, 9:55 AM #12
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
Pools weigh a lot more than most guns.


Yeah but you don't have to pick up a pool to use it. In fact, you have to drop something else into it. The forces of nature, readLgravity, are encouraging the use of pools on children.

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2010-08-03, 10:16 AM #13
Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
You are a parent? :huh:


3. no
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-08-03, 10:39 AM #14
You can't participate, it takes a parent to know what it is like to drown/shoot a child.
Warhead[97]
2010-08-03, 10:49 AM #15
But I like to answer questionnaires!
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2010-08-03, 10:51 AM #16
Also, that's not even true. I drown and shoot children all the time.
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2010-08-03, 10:52 AM #17
But that's what all lawyers do. Do you do this on your free time?
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2010-08-03, 10:54 AM #18
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
You can't participate, it takes a parent to know what it is like to drown/shoot a child.


Psh, anyone can down/shoot a child, that's the beauty of it, they're small and defenceless
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-08-03, 10:58 AM #19
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
But that's what all lawyers do. Do you do this on your free time?


Yes, I call it pro bono work.
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2010-08-03, 11:21 AM #20
Originally posted by stat:
2. Would you ever use guns on your children?
a. Yes
b. No


Yes.

On other peoples' children, hell yes. :master: :tfti: :tinfoil: :rolleyes: :P
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2010-08-03, 11:47 AM #21
Emoticon overload!
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-08-03, 12:14 PM #22
lucky_jackpot!
2010-08-03, 12:20 PM #23
3. Do you own a coathanger?
a. Yes
b. No
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2010-08-03, 1:22 PM #24
Here's my argument of why guns are safer than pools:

The contents of a gun going speed X (where X is the typical speed of a bullet that has been shot) are probably less damaging than the contents of a pool going speed X because the contents of a pool covers more area (unless dispersed in raindrop-like size).
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2010-08-03, 1:42 PM #25
Quote:
Seriously though, comparing pool and gun fatalities is pointless, for one thing it's a lot easier for a kid to get access to a pool.
No, it's not pointless. There are far more guns in America than swimming pools. Yet more children die in pools. Why? Because parents freak out about guns, but rarely teach proper pool safety.
2010-08-03, 2:13 PM #26
Yes, pools should be made safe and students should be taught safety... It still seems rather pointless that you'd respond to the poll with a pool statement though
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2010-08-03, 3:18 PM #27
You could jump in the pool to avoid the gunfire! mythbusters prooved bullets don't work well through only a few feet of water.
2010-08-03, 3:25 PM #28
Hehe good point

That was good episode
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2010-08-03, 4:44 PM #29
so use a depth charge
a nuclear depth charge
2010-08-03, 5:11 PM #30
Stop derailing my thread, Tibby.
:master::master::master:
2010-08-03, 5:16 PM #31
Yeah Tibby, wtf is wrong with you
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2010-08-03, 5:56 PM #32
Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
You are a parent? :huh:


Not anymore. MICHAEL I AM SORY FOR YOUR LOTS
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2010-08-03, 9:04 PM #33
TRULEY SORRY?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-08-03, 9:14 PM #34
If a pool hit you going 3000fps you would be so effed.
Warhead[97]
2010-08-03, 9:20 PM #35
I am officially declaring swimming pools illegal. Anyone caught in or around a swimming pool will be subject to heavy fines and/or time in prison. All owners of swimming pools must drain and fill the pool with soil so that it is level with the ground. Any property owner refusing to comply will have the property confiscated and the owner subject to no less than five (5) years time in prison. The property will then be auctioned off.

Thank you for your cooperation.
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2010-08-03, 9:26 PM #36
Hold on, ou want to let people conceal pools in their back yards under dirt? Could you feel safe knowing your neighbor might be packing a pool under his patio? What if he dug it up and filled it with water and pushed your kid in? At the very least I think you should have to have a license to conceal a pool.
Warhead[97]
2010-08-03, 9:46 PM #37
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
If a pool hit you going 3000fps you would be so effed.


Truth. Surface tension will **** your **** up.
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2010-08-03, 9:48 PM #38
Do we have the right to bear pools? That is, can I, for example, carry a small inflatable swimming pool either in a bag or perhaps wrapped around my body under a jacket?
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2010-08-03, 10:16 PM #39
How else would you defend yourself against the English?
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2010-08-03, 11:18 PM #40
By hanging out with dentists?
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