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Smoking
2003-12-29, 7:24 AM #41
[Please keep your hijacking, incendiary tripe to yourself. Thanks.]

[This message has been edited by Sine Nomen (edited December 29, 2003).]
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2003-12-29, 7:40 AM #42
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
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I agree totally with you... I like the smell of smoking, but the smell of gas is much better [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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[This message has been edited by Sine Nomen (edited December 29, 2003).]
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2003-12-29, 8:05 AM #43
I used to love the Marlboro Reds. Whenever someone would be going to the US I'd make sure they brought some back for me.
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Oh, and does anyone want me to reply to this?

[Please don't [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]]

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2003-12-29, 8:10 AM #44
Te incense of burning nunneries..
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2003-12-29, 8:16 AM #45
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darth Evad:
Oh, and does anyone want me to reply to this?

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Let's start a war!

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2003-12-29, 8:55 AM #46
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
How come virtually no one smokes Marlboro Mediums? It is weird. By far the most popular cigarettes here are Dunhil Blue, Benson & Hedges Extra, and Winfield Gold, all 8 mgs. Yet, Marlboro Lights (6 mgs) and Marlboro Reds (12 mgs) outsell Marlboro Mediums about 20-1. What the hell is up with that?</font>


That's why I buy them, usually they are cheaper than lights or reds too. Almost everywhere has a buy two get one free deal on mediums!

Jedi Josh, No. 27's aren't bad. I usually pick them up if I find the buy one get one free deal.

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I felt like destroying something beautiful.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2003-12-29, 10:14 AM #47
I smoke when I'm on fire.

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2003-12-29, 10:46 AM #48
i smoke silicon

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it</font>


---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it
---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
2003-12-29, 11:55 AM #49
Cowboy killers; Marlboro Reds.

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Baby Mama's Drama
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2003-12-29, 1:20 PM #50
If I do smoke something other then an certain "herb", it would be any type of cigar. Cigs lack something.

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2003-12-29, 2:45 PM #51
I smoke smoked smoke.

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2003-12-29, 3:10 PM #52
i smoke nothing. except the occasional rack of ribs. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-29, 4:25 PM #53
Please, opus, that joke died somewhere on the first page.

I don't smoke anything. Personally I believe that smoking is going out of fashion. People are waking up and seeing that there is really nothing good about it.
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2003-12-29, 7:21 PM #54
*Suddenly, Janitor Bob breaks out in a coughing fit*

*Otter looks up from his "Havana Banana" Cuban Cigar*

Otter: What's the problem, Bob. Eyes can't handle a little smoke? Lungs can't handle a little roasting? Teeth can't handle a little toasting? Look! Just because I choose to live a lifestyle the way I choose doesn't mean that you should force your puritanical values on me!

Janitor Bob: Actually, there was a chicken bone lodged in my throat, but I appreciate your concern.

Otter: What's "Puritanical" mean?

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Geb the writer: Actually, this isn't NES. This is the Main Discussion Forum. I got lost. And you followed me. Not a smart move on your part.

Janitor Bob the Writer: Oh. I guess I'll just go back to writing campaign speeches.


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2003-12-29, 7:30 PM #55
*Even eviler, Janitor Bob edits his double post in an attempt to make it appear that it never occurred*

[This message has been edited by Janitor Bob (edited December 30, 2003).]
"Your entire base belongs to us."
"It would be highly appreciated if someone would set the bomb up for us"
"Launch all of our ships, christened 'Zigs', to insure that justice will be achieved swiftly and powerfully."
2003-12-29, 7:41 PM #56
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Acharjay:
Please, opus, that joke died somewhere on the first page.

I don't smoke anything. Personally I believe that smoking is going out of fashion. People are waking up and seeing that there is really nothing good about it.
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I don't, or haven't known any smoker to think that smoking was good for them. It's not about whats good and bad, people quit because it becomes overwelming to whatever the case may be.

People aren't waking up, the facts just weren't there 50 years ago when everyone was smoking.

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I felt like destroying something beautiful.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2003-12-29, 11:55 PM #57
*Botching his latest attempt to take the Massassi literary world by storm, Janitor Bob the Writer double-posts in the wrong forum.*

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2003-12-30, 12:12 AM #58
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
I don't, or haven't known any smoker to think that smoking was good for them.</font>


I didn't say that people are realising it's not good for them, I said that they're realising there's nothing good about it.
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2003-12-30, 1:56 AM #59
I enjoy cherry pipe tobacco.

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2003-12-30, 5:05 AM #60
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Acharjay:
I didn't say that people are realising it's not good for them, I said that they're realising there's nothing good about it.</font>


That's hardly true. A very large percentage of smokers, get this, smoke because we enjoy it. We know the risks. To pull a Dennis Leary; I'd still buy them if they came in black boxes with a skull and crossbones on the front and were named Death Sticks.

This said, many people are addicted. They rationalize smoking.

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Baby Mama's Drama
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2003-12-30, 5:10 AM #61
Anyways, smelling gas is greater than any smoking...

But I wouldn't like to smoke gas. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
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2003-12-30, 6:19 AM #62
Yeah and sniffing gas'll kill brain-cells and other important things about 27 times faster than smoking..

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2003-12-30, 7:31 AM #63
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Zuljin:
I'd still buy them if they came in black boxes with a skull and crossbones on the front and were named Death Sticks.
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2003-12-30, 9:20 AM #64
I don't smoke, except for the lungful of second hand smoke (and weed) I get every time I try to breathe in one of my school's bathrooms.

actually, I never even go in there anymore, so it's not a problem. Even if I wanted to pee in that disgusting place, it would take me hours just to find an unlocked bathroom.

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2003-12-31, 12:25 PM #65
Darn you Janitor Bob! You will return to NeS; you're too good not to!

/me misses J-Bob's story posts... *sniffle*

What's amusing is I probably wouldn't have posted on this thread in the first place if it wasn't for the "self-righteous BS" remark. Ah well. At least he edited his post to add a please...

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2003-12-31, 12:32 PM #66
Theoden-Now for wrath, Now for ruin, and The Red Dawn! Forth Eorlingas! (humms music)

Gandalf-"Theoden, King Stands alone."
Eomir- "Not Alone....Rohirim! To the King"

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2003-12-31, 12:34 PM #67
I smoke everything. *sniffs the air* I love the smell of napalm in the morning....

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2003-12-31, 1:04 PM #68
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I think everyone should get high on the joys of life.
/me smokes life...</font>

*crushes cereal into a fine powder, draws it, than snorts it* Oh man....that's some good ****....
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">To pull a Dennis Leary; I'd still buy them if they came in black boxes with a skull and crossbones on the front and were named Death Sticks.
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Drug Dealer: Hey, wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: *waves hand* You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Drug Dealer: Uhh...I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-wan: *waves hand again* You want to go home and rethink your life.
Drug Dealer: I'm going to go home and rethink my life.


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2003-12-31, 4:28 PM #69
[http://home.iprimus.com.au/nikandjeff/dietroll.jpg]

[Indeed.]

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2003-12-31, 4:29 PM #70
Uh . . . what!?!?!

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2003-12-31, 5:46 PM #71
*blinks* am I supposed to be the trolling meatbag?

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You will respect my authoritah!
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2003-12-31, 11:47 PM #72
...read closer [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

*points to end of post in question*

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2004-01-01, 7:06 AM #73
oooohh...that's your pic? sweeeeeet.

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2004-01-01, 8:03 AM #74
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
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2004-01-01, 8:16 AM #75
I don't mean to get too pious on all smokers but, sometimes I feel they should be shown the older smokers, the ones who continue to smoke despite lung cancer that causes pain with each breath or those smoking through their tracheoctomies due to throat cancer, it would be kinda like a Dickensian "Ghost of smoking future". I meet many of the older smokers on a daily basis, working in a newsagent, and it's put me off for life.

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2004-01-01, 10:48 AM #76
As I stated in an earlier post, we are aware of the risks. You wouldn't be showing us anything new.

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Baby Mama's Drama
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2004-01-01, 11:09 AM #77
Having a tracheoctomy would be cool, you could drink and smoke at the same time.

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