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Pita Chip Megathread: Leggo mah pita!
2010-08-11, 5:05 PM #1
Greetings! You're probably in this thread because you enjoy the great freshing taste of pita chips. That's awesome! This thread is for you! Enjoy discussing your addiction to chick food while eating pita chips. Or is that the other way around. As you begin eating pita chips, you realize that no other chips can quite make that certain chipesque taste. Pita chips are the future staple foodstuffs of the world. Stephen Fry may talk about pretzels a lot, but in reality, it's pita chips he loves to eat. Sometimes, watching MLB while eating pita chips is great. While watching NHL however, it is best to avoid pita chips, and instead, eat just Doritos (regular, but any can do). I don't know about American football but it may work there as well. In any case, let's first cover an overview of the chips.

[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8744890/Kuvat/PitaChips_DB.jpg]

Overview

Pita chips are a baked bread made from pita bread, often seasoned. They are crunchier and thicker than most chips. They are available in many flavors. They are often used as a substitute for potato chips because they are less greasy and generally healthier. They can be dipped in salsas and other mixtures.

They are also extremely awesome. This is because pita chips are made from pita, a flat bread, but in the form of a chip, which is a chip. The most popular flavors of pita chips are out-of-the-factory, garlic, and spicy pita. These chips add a great flavor to an otherwise well-balanced meal.

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FAQ - What do I need to know most about pita chips?

1. Where do pita chips come from? What is it's history?
Pita chips come from the store. It has always been assumed that pita chips history comes from the bread pita, but turned into a chip, and marketed as such to vendors. This is commonly done in New York.

2. What kind of flavors do you recommend?
As long as you eat the basic pita chip, you should be alright.

3. Will there be future variations of pita chips?
Yes, predicted in Q4 2012.

4. Are there preorder-only items for pita chips?
Unfortunately, pita chips are released already, and will not feature any preorder exclusive items.

5. Are there any health concerns to consider with pita chips?
There are always, of course, a concern for any food item that is consumed in excess. As long as moderation is taken, pita chips are safe to eat.

6. Do pita chips feature trans-fat?
No.

7. Where do I go to find support for pita chips?
Pita chips require no support, only discussion. The discussion megathread for pita chips are found here.

8. What is the normal consumption rate of pita chips?
Approximately 40-55g/s.

9. How do I eat pita chips?
Very carefully. :D

Links
http://www.stacyssnacks.com/ - Pita chip company
http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/pita-chips/Detail.aspx - A basic pita chip recipe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pita_chips - Wikipedia article of pita chips
http://www.taquitos.net/snack_reviews/Pita_Chips - Information about pita chips
http://www.slashfood.com/2006/01/05/homemade-pita-chips/ - Slight varient of pita chip making

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwZTvEGyuOg - Pita Chip trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtEqC9ry2lQ - Pita Chips with spinach
2010-08-11, 6:10 PM #2
:huh:
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2010-08-11, 6:37 PM #3
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<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.
2010-08-11, 6:41 PM #4
stop reposting stuff from SA
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-08-11, 6:49 PM #5
Excuse me, I made this thread entirely myself. I didn't copy paste it.
2010-08-11, 6:53 PM #6
delicious with hummus

that is all
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-08-11, 6:53 PM #7
I enjoy being freshed by pita chips.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-08-11, 6:55 PM #8
those look delicious =O
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2010-08-11, 7:03 PM #9
They are very good. Bought them several times at Costco.
2010-08-11, 7:19 PM #10
Originally posted by Emon:
stop reposting stuff from SA


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<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.
2010-08-11, 7:20 PM #11
look at these ****ing chips
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-08-11, 9:37 PM #12
Hah, look who is getting told for crossposting now!
:smug:
2010-08-11, 10:20 PM #13
This is one of the most informative threads I've ever seen. I intend to bookmark it should the need for any further pita chip related information arise.

The only problem is that we don't have these chips in my country, but I intend to forward this thread to the snack food authorities of Finland.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-08-11, 11:45 PM #14
Bagel crisps are far superior.
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2010-08-12, 12:57 AM #15
Originally posted by Tibby:
Hah, look who is getting told for crossposting now!
:smug:


Has anyone else noticed Tibby coming out of the woodwork whenever someone else on the forums is accused of a wrongdoing to make himself look somehow superior?
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Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)

2010-08-12, 1:49 AM #16
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
Has anyone else noticed Tibby coming out of the woodwork whenever someone else on the forums is accused of a wrongdoing to make himself look somehow superior?


Now that you mention it...YES.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-08-12, 2:45 AM #17
It totally doesn't work
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-08-12, 2:54 AM #18
No see it was an ironic post because I crosspost all the time.

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