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Hey Steven, something to aspire to
2010-08-14, 2:47 PM #41
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Americans don't realise that most American cars suck apart from Fords? :P

Yeah, thought it really depends on what brand, model and year.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-08-14, 4:21 PM #42
Americans don't know, or they don't care. Then again, they shouldn't necessarily. I mean, even if we're talking cars only (not trucks, or anything else) then on styling alone most americans have a legitimate basis to prefer american vehicles. Case in point: this thread's american cars are badass, and the european cars look like goofy flying saucers and animal penises. :colbert:
Warhead[97]
2010-08-15, 1:58 PM #43
:hist101:
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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-08-15, 1:59 PM #44
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
Americans don't know, or they don't care. Then again, they shouldn't necessarily. I mean, even if we're talking cars only (not trucks, or anything else) then on styling alone most americans have a legitimate basis to prefer american vehicles. Case in point: this thread's american cars are badass, and the european cars look like goofy flying saucers and animal penises. :colbert:

This thread's American cars are 4 decades old. :neckbeard:
nope.
2010-08-15, 2:26 PM #45
So our car designers went through a 25 year rough patch. It happens to the best of us. Sorry about how many awful mustangs we made. Really sorry.
Warhead[97]
2010-08-15, 5:06 PM #46
Vipers, Fieros, and Ford GTs discussed in this thread aren't four decades old.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-08-15, 5:09 PM #47
Most American cars are pretty horrid... Ford's been doing a pretty good job recently. Also, it's too bad the Vipers been killed off :(
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-08-15, 6:08 PM #48
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Vipers, Fieros, and Ford GTs discussed in this thread aren't four decades old.

One of which sucks, one is 25 years old and one is a Ford so it's actually quite good. :P
nope.
2010-08-15, 8:33 PM #49
Cool. Glad we agree that none of them are four decades old then.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-08-16, 8:58 AM #50
European cars are outrageously expensive, particularly in the US.
2010-08-16, 11:14 AM #51
Arguments about cars each individual dreams of owning in terms of age/looks is pointless. A lot of people on this board are 21+, which makes the cars they admired growing up range from the early 70s to the late 80s. That would include makes/models from 1965 to 198x... Lots of cars to cover there.

This thread might make more sense if it were Cars you'd like to own, that you can actually afford.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2010-08-16, 1:25 PM #52
But then I'd have to post a bike.
nope.
2010-08-16, 1:29 PM #53
Make sure to prop it up first
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-08-16, 1:32 PM #54
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
Arguments about cars each individual dreams of owning in terms of age/looks is pointless. A lot of people on this board are 21+, which makes the cars they admired growing up range from the early 70s to the late 80s. That would include makes/models from 1965 to 198x... Lots of cars to cover there.

This thread might make more sense if it were Cars you'd like to own, that you can actually afford.

Why does it need to "make sense"? It's a thread about cars you'd like to own already. If you can afford it and you'd like to own it, why the hell wouldn't you own it already?
>>untie shoes
2010-08-16, 3:19 PM #55
Well, what does "afford" mean in this context? Lots of people can "afford" things even when they are not appropriate to buy.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-08-16, 3:50 PM #56
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
This thread might make more sense if it were Cars you'd like to own, that you can actually afford.


[http://lh5.ggpht.com/_GcvVWozygN0/S8nqdpSNL5I/AAAAAAAAAHE/QxFddwCi5k8/s800/DSC_0126.JPG]
2010-08-16, 4:04 PM #57
I'd love it if Ford would put the engine from this:

[http://imgur.com/ff8Kg.jpg]

into this:

[http://imgur.com/hw0z5.jpg]

Yeah it's an older model, but I like the 2006-2009 look way more than the current look.
2010-08-16, 10:03 PM #58
ewww the new one is much nicer looking.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-08-17, 5:29 AM #59
Bigger problem: It's pronounced "show" instead of "S.H.O."
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-08-17, 9:44 AM #60
No, it really isn't. Ford's new commercial pronounces it that way, but it's ALWAYS been S.H.O. Lazy people say "show".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYdS0DxNu90
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2010-08-17, 12:14 PM #61
S.H.ooohhhh noo!!!!
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2010-08-17, 12:24 PM #62
Originally posted by mb:
ewww the new one is much nicer looking.


The new Fusion? Meh, maybe I'm a bit biased cause I own an '09, but I really don't like the frontend and grill of the new ones.
2010-08-17, 12:29 PM #63
Originally posted by Crimson:
No, it really isn't. Ford's new commercial pronounces it that way, but it's ALWAYS been S.H.O. Lazy people say "show".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYdS0DxNu90

That's good. I saw another commercial where it was "show" and I cringed.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-08-17, 12:33 PM #64
[http://blogs.forrester.com/f/b/users/DWILLIAMS/Corvette_2011_ZR1_0.jpg]

It is the opinion of this Massassian that this car is a serious win for Detroit.
>>untie shoes
2010-08-17, 1:05 PM #65
Originally posted by Antony:
[http://blogs.forrester.com/f/b/users/DWILLIAMS/Corvette_2011_ZR1_0.jpg]

It is the opinion of this Massassian that this car is a serious win for Detroit.


The price tag begs to differ.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2010-08-17, 1:52 PM #66
Wait... why?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-08-17, 2:14 PM #67
Originally posted by Emon:
That's good. I saw another commercial where it was "show" and I cringed.


Pop culture. I did the same thing when I saw the commercial. A few months back I commented on a Taurus SHO that I saw and the guy I was talking to said "show". I was like, what?
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-08-17, 2:18 PM #68
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
The price tag begs to differ.

...it outperforms vehicles three times its price.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-08-17, 2:25 PM #69
pfft, that's only because it's American though.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-08-17, 2:37 PM #70
Originally posted by Emon:
...it outperforms vehicles three times its price.


Too bad it looks like ****, just like all Corvettes (C4 and on).
2010-08-17, 2:56 PM #71
Other than the stupid engine cover I don't see much wrong with it.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-08-17, 3:03 PM #72
Pretty sure the hood scoop is bogus too
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-08-17, 3:20 PM #73
Is it? The scoops on the back are certainly bogus.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-08-17, 3:32 PM #74
Are they still making those out of plastic?
nope.
2010-08-17, 3:59 PM #75
Fiberglass, and yeah. What's wrong with plastic cars? :colbert:
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-08-17, 4:07 PM #76
CB antennas with a magnetic base don't stick so well.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-08-17, 4:10 PM #77
You only have to worry about that on pontiacs and buicks.
Warhead[97]
2010-08-17, 4:13 PM #78
Three main problems I've encountered with my fiberglass:

1) Repainting. You can't sandblast it because you'll grind off the protective gel coat and be left with bare fibers. Hand sanding is difficult for the same reason, and who wants to sand down a whole car by hand anyway? Sodablasting or a a long sanding board are the only good options.
2) It's often one piece. You can't buy a new quarter-panel, you have to buy a new front end.
3) Large cracks or holes are difficult to repair. You can't just bondo it or pop out a dent. It's like repairing a hole in drywall. The bigger the hole, the harder it is. See advantage 4 below.

These three problems can be solved by not being an idiot. It's not really a big deal.

Benefits include:

1) It's light as hell. Hardly weighs anything.
2) No rust. Ever.
3) Heat barrier. There's a reason they use fiberglass for home insulation.
4) Cracks or holes are able to be repaired. Fiberglass can almost always be repaired, if you are willing to take the time to layer it up again. It's just glass fabric and resin; you can built it up again fairly easily.
2010-08-17, 4:51 PM #79
they need to make more than 25 of these
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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-08-19, 2:33 AM #80
Its all about that Sting=Ray. I almost got a stickshift one for 8 grand, a 76. But the deal fell through. So i got a ford explorer instead. Still its a v8 5.0 and i got AWD. SO its still fast, and can hop curbs!
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