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Can Superman Be Harmed By Xenomorph Acid Blood?
2010-08-17, 6:42 PM #41
Originally posted by Detty:
He would fly into the sun: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DC_One_Million


When I read -into- the sun I imagined him destroying it.
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2010-08-17, 8:20 PM #42
Originally posted by Steven:
Can Superman squeeze coal into a diamond?


i seem to remember this happening... but i can't remember if it was a comic book, movie, or tv show
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2010-08-17, 8:47 PM #43
Pretty sure it was one of the films.
Warhead[97]
2010-08-17, 8:53 PM #44
I'm pretty sure it was Superman 3, the film with Pryor, and one of the sucky ones.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-08-17, 8:57 PM #45
Originally posted by Wookie06:
MARINES IN ALIENS ARE NOT REFERRED TO AS SOLDIERS. I ****ING WISH PEOPLE WOULD GET THIS RIGHT.

I don't understand why the difference between a Marine and a Soldier is so hard for people to grasp.
>>untie shoes
2010-08-17, 9:01 PM #46
...Because they are both guys military uniforms who shoot things and the distinction doesn't matter to most people, especially since they are fictional space marines so the distinction doesn't even really matter? I am sorry I am a party pooper in this thread.
Warhead[97]
2010-08-17, 9:10 PM #47
How does Superman shave?

Originally posted by Antony:
I don't understand why the difference between a Marine and a Soldier is so hard for people to grasp.
Because, for some people, the difference between "land" and "water" is also difficult to grasp.
2010-08-17, 9:19 PM #48
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Because, for some people, the difference between "land" and "water" is also difficult to grasp.

To be honest that's not really fair... because the Army isn't really relegated to the ground at all.
>>untie shoes
2010-08-17, 9:28 PM #49
Originally posted by Jon`C:
How does Superman shave?


Lasers it off with his laser eyes and a mirror
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2010-08-17, 9:29 PM #50
Originally posted by Antony:
To be honest that's not really fair... because the Army isn't really relegated to the ground at all.


I think that was a highbrow attempt at humor that we couldn't be expected to understand.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-08-17, 9:59 PM #51
Originally posted by Steven:
Also, "douche not "douch."

Or "dush" (pronounced the same) if you mean to say "shower" in Russian. I was in Russia few years ago and was alarmed at the number of people who asked me if I wanted to dush.


Douche is french for shower.
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2010-08-17, 10:04 PM #52
Superman flew back in time and got the Virgin Mary pregnant.
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2010-08-17, 10:43 PM #53
Originally posted by Antony:
To be honest that's not really fair... because the Army isn't really relegated to the ground at all.


zip!
2010-08-18, 6:43 AM #54
Anyway to the TK comments on Superman: its already been done sort of with Superboy. He has Tactile telekinesis, which gives him the appearance of super strength, flight, invulnerability. As far as Superman's invulnerability, you guys aren't too far off. I heard it explained that basically Superman puts up a shield that protects him. This shield is only just above the skin, hence why his costume rarely gets torn or anything (cape does, because its not right next to his skin). As Superman gets into a real heavy fight with someone who could possibly beat him, like Darkseid or Doomsday, his powers dwindle and that shield shrinks until he starts taking damage.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2010-08-18, 6:47 AM #55
He puts up a shield? But to begin with he didn't even know he was super till her survived an explosion...
Unless it's a subconscious thing....
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2010-08-18, 7:29 AM #56
Originally posted by Deadman:
He puts up a shield? But to begin with he didn't even know he was super till her survived an explosion...
Unless it's a subconscious thing....

It's not a mind-power. His body radiates the shield. It's part of his physiology.
2010-08-18, 7:35 AM #57
I liked saberopus better when he wasn't Spiral.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-08-18, 7:39 AM #58
I liked Superman better when he was "The Man of Steel," not "The Man of Stupid SciFi Conventions and Lame Rationalizations for a ****ing Comic Book Character."
2010-08-18, 8:03 AM #59
Clark Kent wears the suit under his clothes. WHERE DO HIS CAPE AND BOOTS GO?
nope.
2010-08-18, 8:16 AM #60
He uses his super-speed to swap them without anyone seeing
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2010-08-18, 8:18 AM #61
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Clark Kent wears the suit under his clothes. WHERE DO HIS CAPE AND BOOTS GO?

the cape and boot dimension

oh wait this isn't x-men nevermind
2010-08-18, 8:58 AM #62
I thought we established in the chat that the boots and cape go into his ass...
>>untie shoes
2010-08-18, 11:24 AM #63
Originally posted by Ford:
Douche is french for shower.


Dusche is German for shower.
Sorry for the lousy German
2010-08-18, 12:04 PM #64
Originally posted by Wookie06:
I'm pretty sure it was Superman 3, the film with Pryor, and one of the sucky ones.


Yes, now that you mention it, superman 3 was the worst. Lois is "out of town" the whole movie, n supes tried to bang a single mother, then gets drunk and has this 5 o'clock shadow that looks horrid. Oh yah, and he fights himself in a junk yard cuz there are no other villins or anything to fight because nothing can relly hurt him. Yah its retarded. Its got the same bad guy as baseketball (Robert Vaughn), what dose that tell you?

At least in superman 4 they tried to bring it back, with Gene Hackman and the kind of stupd Nuclear Man. It still sucked, but at least they tried.

Oh, yah, When I said Richard Lester, I ment Richard Donner. The first 2 were the best. Long live Christopher Reeve.
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2010-08-18, 12:05 PM #65
Batman has anti-acid blood of a xenomorph in his utility belt :colbert:
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2010-08-18, 12:05 PM #66
Originally posted by Darth_Xasthur:
The first 2 were the best. Long live Christopher Reeve.


Too late!
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-08-18, 3:19 PM #67
Originally posted by Darth_Xasthur:
Yes, now that you mention it, superman 3 was the worst. Lois is "out of town" the whole movie, n supes tried to bang a single mother, then gets drunk and has this 5 o'clock shadow that looks horrid. Oh yah, and he fights himself in a junk yard cuz there are no other villins or anything to fight because nothing can relly hurt him. Yah its retarded. Its got the same bad guy as baseketball (Robert Vaughn), what dose that tell you?

At least in superman 4 they tried to bring it back, with Gene Hackman and the kind of stupd Nuclear Man. It still sucked, but at least they tried.

Oh, yah, When I said Richard Lester, I ment Richard Donner. The first 2 were the best. Long live Christopher Reeve.

Nothing is worse than Superman 4. The Godfather Part 3 is better than Superman 4.
nope.
2010-08-18, 3:22 PM #68
Originally posted by Jon`C:
How does Superman shave?


http://www.engadget.com/2010/08/18/diamaze-diamond-tipped-razor-blades-can-literally-split-hairs-v/
Stuff
2010-08-18, 3:58 PM #69
But Superman can literally form diamonds with his bare hands. I'm pretty sure he's higher on the mohs scale.
2010-08-18, 4:35 PM #70
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Nothing is worse than Superman 4. The Godfather Part 3 is better than Superman 4.


HAHAH Though I agree that Godfather 3 is better that Superman 4 (which isint saying much either way) I just though having Gene Hackman made it kindaa legit.Also,I found it easier to believe superman fighting a nuke dude, as apossed to Superman fighting himself. While Drunk... Really? I would assume that superman cant get druk anaway. Unless he drank more than Robert Downy Jr.

ZINGGG! :tfti:
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2010-08-18, 6:31 PM #71
Originally posted by Darth_Xasthur:
At least in superman 4 they tried to bring it back, with Gene Hackman and the kind of stupd Nuclear Man. It still sucked, but at least they tried.


I'll get you yet, HACK-MAN!
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2010-08-19, 7:16 PM #72
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
ok that explains the strength, speed, flying, invulnerability and super breath... but what about the heat vision? especially considering it's often depicted as beams coming from his ****ing eyes

or his ability to survive in space... not needing to eat or drink to survive... super hearing...


Or X-ray vision.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2010-08-20, 8:02 AM #73
Quote:
But Superman can literally form diamonds with his bare hands. I'm pretty sure he's higher on the mohs scale.
The mohs scale measures a material's hardness, not it's strength. Diamonds are very brittle. A diamond saw can cut steel, but a steel hammer can smash a diamond; there's no reason at all why superman would have to be harder than a diamond to crush coal into a diamond.

By that logic, the only way to create a diamond is with something harder than a diamond.
2010-08-20, 8:11 AM #74
LIKE HEAT, the only known substance harder than a diamond. Which, BTW, is what Superman's hands are made out of.
2010-08-20, 8:12 AM #75
Superman's fingernails are made of unobtanium. :colbert:
2010-08-20, 7:08 PM #76
Originally posted by Steven:
Superman's fingernails are made of unobtanium. :colbert:


That stuff is worth 5 million a kilo!
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2010-08-21, 8:30 AM #77
I can't stand superman because of the fact that he is TOO powerful
2010-08-21, 8:53 AM #78
and yet he's getting owned by someone pretty much every issue.
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2010-08-21, 1:00 PM #79
Could Batman commit a murder so perfect not even he could solve it?
2010-08-21, 1:37 PM #80
No. Batman cannot commit murders.
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