I had never really bothered to read the books in Morrowind. I just opened them to see if they gave me a skill point, and didn't care enough to learn about the complex mythology or history.

This is what I was missing out on:

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:36_Lessons_of_Vivec,_Sermon_14

If I am interpreting this correctly, there was once a terrible race of people in Morrowind, born from semen-soaked earth, who literally did nothing but give blowjobs.

o.O

Well. That was interesting. I've read quite a few books from Morrowind and Oblivion and they're usually pretty interesting. But not usually that...odd.

tl;dr.
(just like nearly all the other Morrowind books)

That doesn't sound like a terrible race at all (assuming I'd be one of the receiving races).

I liked one of the books that gave you a skill point in heavy armor.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Hallgerd%27s_Tale

i'm obsessed with Oblivion right now. I havent showered or tidied my room in over a week

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Yeeah, that's Vivec in a nutshell. But there are a few books like that, anyway. I mean, the uncensored version of the Real Barenziah, part 2 has a fairly graphic sex scene between her and a khajiit as an "initiation" for the Thieves' Guild. And then there's A Less Rude Song and the Lusty Argonian Maid.

The latter kinda goes without saying, though. Oh, Uncle Crassius, keep the hell away from me.

Palla Volume 2 is my favorite

This is still my favorite book from that game. I made sure to buy it every time:

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:ABCs_for_Barbarians

Is it just the three pictures? I was hoping for the entire alphabet.
How will I know what D is for?