I entered the following haikus' for a contest at wowhead.com (related to World of Warcraft). The staff will be choosing entries which will then be voted on by the community at wowhead. Winners receive WoW: Cataclysm beta test keys. Was curious as to what you guys thought. Some of them might not make sense if you don't play WoW. (vote for your favorite, just cause I'm curious)
1) "Mage, give water please!" / I sigh and start conjuring. / The dungeon begins.
2) Orgrimmar at night. / A call is heard from the gate. / "For the Alliance!"
3) Someone declines queue. / Have something better to do? / Don't queue if you do.
4) Almost defeated / after hours of combat... / I cast Lay On Hands.
5) Altarac Valley. / The Frostwolf Clan reigns supreme. / Die, Vanndar Stormpike!
6) My money is gone. / My toons have been deleted. / Authenticator.
7) Night Elves Shadowmeld. / The Undead can eat corpses. / Gnomes are just tiny.
8) I strike from behind... / A master of subtlty. / You cannot stop me.
9) You draw your last breath. / Twenty fallen enemies. / I'm a wrecking ball.
10) Arathi Basin. / Sixteen-hundred to Zero. / Simple Perfection.
11) Went to Molten Core. / Bought an Authenticator. / Core Hound Pup is home.
12) WoW in Mom's basement, / Urniating in a cup. / This sure is the life.
(also, feel free to post your own haikus (should there be an s in the plural form of haiku? or is it like deer?) (WoW related or not).
1) "Mage, give water please!" / I sigh and start conjuring. / The dungeon begins.
2) Orgrimmar at night. / A call is heard from the gate. / "For the Alliance!"
3) Someone declines queue. / Have something better to do? / Don't queue if you do.
4) Almost defeated / after hours of combat... / I cast Lay On Hands.
5) Altarac Valley. / The Frostwolf Clan reigns supreme. / Die, Vanndar Stormpike!
6) My money is gone. / My toons have been deleted. / Authenticator.
7) Night Elves Shadowmeld. / The Undead can eat corpses. / Gnomes are just tiny.
8) I strike from behind... / A master of subtlty. / You cannot stop me.
9) You draw your last breath. / Twenty fallen enemies. / I'm a wrecking ball.
10) Arathi Basin. / Sixteen-hundred to Zero. / Simple Perfection.
11) Went to Molten Core. / Bought an Authenticator. / Core Hound Pup is home.
12) WoW in Mom's basement, / Urniating in a cup. / This sure is the life.
(also, feel free to post your own haikus (should there be an s in the plural form of haiku? or is it like deer?) (WoW related or not).
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
