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The third Torn child on the way

2010-08-24, 8:12 AM #1

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

For those of you who are not on my Facebook, I have my third child on the way. Let the world rejoice that I have spawned again!

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2010-08-24, 8:16 AM #2

Andrew L

For a good time, call 555-3985

Posts: 916

congrads!

(JKLE_Cougar) from JK MP Community
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2010-08-24, 8:37 AM #3

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Hell yeah!

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2010-08-24, 8:53 AM #4

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Ouch, that's got to hurt for the kid.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2010-08-24, 9:01 AM #5

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

Ahh Mr. Torn. I see you've renewed your contract with us here at [url]www.weruinyourlife.net[/url], and you've upgraded to the premium account. I'd like to mention that with the premium account you get FREE hairloss, a FREE EMPTY wallet, and of course, should it be a girl, a FREE shotgun.

Once again, thanks for choosing us and have a great day!

/kidsRevil

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2010-08-24, 10:04 AM #6

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

But, what if I upgraded to hair loss on the second child?

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2010-08-24, 10:11 AM #7

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

More like Outlaw Tom amirite

Congrats!

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2010-08-24, 11:00 AM #8

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

yay! congrats on the little one!!!!

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2010-08-24, 11:02 AM #9

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Good to hear, Torn

Keep up the good work!

2010-08-24, 12:15 PM #10

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:

But, what if I upgraded to hair loss on the second child?

My apologies sir, I did not realize that you were a platinum member. Allow me to supplement the hairloss perk with a complementary scent of baby wipe cologne for 9 months.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2010-08-24, 2:13 PM #11

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Code:

$kids++

Congrats. And; good luck.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2010-08-24, 8:35 PM #12

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

This is an auspicious day.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2010-08-24, 8:38 PM #13

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Condolences, err.... Best of luck to you with the endeavor of raising a brand new human being.

>>untie shoes

2010-08-25, 12:06 AM #14

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

My wife: "My ovaries can't repel firepower of that magnitude!"

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2010-08-25, 12:08 AM #15

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

best wife comment ever.

>>untie shoes

2010-08-25, 5:47 AM #16

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:

My wife: "My ovaries can't repel firepower of that magnitude!"

Congratulations on the spawning of your new whale.

nope.

2010-08-25, 6:49 AM #17

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:

My wife: "My ovaries can't repel firepower of that magnitude!"

Ahh, man... that reminded me of a really horrible .gif I saw on 4ch... I mean the disney channel.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2010-08-25, 8:06 AM #18

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Too many people on this planet!

I'm sorry but 23% of the people on this board will have to die. It is for the longevity of our species.

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

2010-08-25, 9:44 AM #19

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

The remaining 77% will all make it to past the singularity, naturally.

幻術

2010-08-25, 11:48 AM #20

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

Horray for more babies!

2010-08-25, 1:54 PM #21

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Spawn more overlords.

2010-08-25, 7:02 PM #22

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

YOUR BALLS WORK! YAY!

Stop at 3 kids though. Aside from the obvious overpopulation issue, those little bast**ds are expensive to bring up.

If its a boy, call it Caine.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}