Ok, so I drove my cousin Roman to a titty bar last night, and it was a major letdown.

We go in, I see a chick dancing on a pole, a few chicks walking around...THEY'RE ALL WEARING BIKINIS. What a ****ing waste. I take up on a girl offering a private show, we go in a room...and she keeps her bikinis on the whole time. What the hell, I see more titties in the average Steven Seagal flick. Might as well go to the beach and save the cash...I'm never going to a strip club again.

I've only been to a strip club once. That was for my brother's bachelor party. The girls there definitely took it all off.

Kroko, maybe you should stop playing Grand Theft Auto 4 and go to a real titty bar...

Regardless of whether or not the girls take off their tops or everything or nothing, strip clubs suck. This is a fact. They are only worth going to if it's you and a bunch of friends, one of whom is a freak.

PS Aww antony beat me to it. Never mind.

HEY COUSIN, WANT TO GO SEE BEEEG AMERICAN TEETEES?

Good one , Krokjani

Good God, I missed the reference. I R STUPID

Strip clubs are a great place to drink alone.

Then you're doing it wrong.

I'm still waiting for someone to get a private dance and then stoically stare at the dancer the whole time. I would be interested in the dancer's reaction and her uncomfortableness in that situation.

I'm pretty sure they are well adjusted to just about anything, considering their profession.

Heh.

In non-digital reality, does anyone else find the actual idea of strip clubs kind of creepy/gross?

No. No they are not.

And it's a 3 minute dance. If you just stare they'll still dance but it won't be as naughty.

Was it not clear in the last thread that this happens quite often?

at least you got to see a full on old man cawk in that game...

Way to go R*... 4 games in, and still no topless women, but hey... you've got man meat... so there's that.

GTASA + Hot Coffee! (It was put in the game originally, the mod simply unlocked it.)

Never been, never will. Heck, my girlfriend keeps trying to get me to go, but its just something I'm not interested in. Not sure what it is... heh but I'll always pass. Unless it was my bachelor party or a friends birthday.