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Keep away from my shark week!
2010-09-02, 12:33 PM #1
yesterday much to my dismay, the headquarters of my favorite television channel (Discovery), was taken over by a madman named James Lee. fortunately he was taken down by a sniper and shark week is safe.

heres a link>>>
Discovery Channel hostage crisis

here is james lee's manifesto>>>
http://www.savetheplanetprotest.com/
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2010-09-02, 12:46 PM #2
Whoa, crazy.
2010-09-02, 12:49 PM #3
Megalodon week.
2010-09-02, 12:52 PM #4
J. Lee is on the case BEYEEEEEEOEOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooow
2010-09-02, 12:55 PM #5
Amazing that he went after the discovery channel of all things. Why does he have such a vendetta against them (the manifesto was tl;dr). I think the environment would have much bigger problems from other companies, even other channels.
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2010-09-02, 1:04 PM #6
Originally posted by saberopus:
J. Lee is on the case BEYEEEEEEOEOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooow


Didn't you read the article?

J. Lee is the one who got shot!
2010-09-02, 1:05 PM #7
Man, I was expecting some reasoning like "Monkey boobs offend my beliefs!" or "Nature should die an UNnatural death!". Oh well.
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2010-09-02, 1:22 PM #8
It's interesting, his logic was probably that discovery didn't go far enough, and nobody tried to go further because discovery channel already existed so why make another one? So he fought them to put on pro-nature stuff 24/7 instead of shows like Mythbusters.
Stupid logic, but it's interesting.
2010-09-02, 2:16 PM #9
Human population: -1

Mission Accomplished.
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2010-09-02, 2:22 PM #10
The guy is a lunatic. He should lead by example and jump off a bridge.
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2010-09-02, 2:42 PM #11
Originally posted by zanardi:
The guy is a lunatic. He should lead by example and jump off a bridge.


He did one better. He got headshot by a police sniper.
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2010-09-02, 2:47 PM #12
Originally posted by Deadman:
Amazing that he went after the discovery channel of all things. Why does he have such a vendetta against them (the manifesto was tl;dr). I think the environment would have much bigger problems from other companies, even other channels.


Basically, he saw the Discovery Channel as the place to show humans as evil and support killing off the population to save animals only because of pollution. His vendetta was because he figured that was the way to force the channel to show what he wanted.
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2010-09-02, 4:43 PM #13
Didn't he learn how to build bombs from mythbusters? When I first heard about the news, I thought this was the case of another disgruntled worker. Disgruntled workers have been in the news lately with the guy who jumped out of the air plane's emergency chute and the Filipino police officer who held that bus hostage.
2010-09-02, 4:45 PM #14
Why is it always an asian?
2010-09-02, 5:00 PM #15
Oh ****, has anyone heard from Pommy or Echoman?
nope.
2010-09-02, 5:06 PM #16
Originally posted by Cloud:
Didn't he learn how to build bombs from mythbusters?


Mythbusters is always careful to not discuss certain ingredients, so unless it was a common bomb like gunpower+fire=boom I think it would've taken more than just watching an episode.
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2010-09-02, 5:07 PM #17
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
Why is it always an asian?


It's not "always an asian." What is wrong with you :carl:
2010-09-02, 5:15 PM #18
I think he means when it's not a muslim.

Originally posted by Baconfish:
Oh ****, has anyone heard from Pommy or Echoman?


Why, are they asian?
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-09-02, 5:36 PM #19
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;1099854']It's not "always an asian." What is wrong with you :carl:


It has been an asian TWICE now, not even COUNTING Pearl Harbor!!
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2010-09-02, 5:57 PM #20
Don't forget the immortal cannibal in Canada.
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2010-09-02, 6:01 PM #21
He's like a retarded, emotionally unrestrained Ted Kaczynski.
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2010-09-02, 6:28 PM #22
That guy sounds like a total jerkoff.
>>untie shoes
2010-09-02, 6:48 PM #23
Originally posted by Antony:
That guy sounds like a total jerkoff.


Not anymore, now he's a jerk that's been offed.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-09-02, 7:25 PM #24
Heyo!
>>untie shoes
2010-09-02, 7:34 PM #25
Originally posted by Deadman:
Not anymore, now he's a jerk that's been offed.


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