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2010-09-05, 10:53 AM #1
http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/2671614,jesse-jackson-car-stolen-090310.article

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Come on, thats funny :colbert:
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-05, 11:22 AM #2
He gonna get it

[http://media1.suntimes.com/multimedia/090410jackson_cst_feed_20100903_19_16_39_5121-282-400.imageContent]
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2010-09-05, 11:55 AM #3
Its pretty funny how poorly that page is rendering!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-09-05, 1:31 PM #4
Link sure is broken.
2010-09-05, 1:37 PM #5
Who?
nope.
2010-09-05, 2:07 PM #6
He was staying in a double tree? Is his flock not tithing enough for a good hotel?
2010-09-05, 3:12 PM #7
I saw the thread title and knew I wouldn't laugh.

However, I can see how this would be funny to racists.
2010-09-05, 8:17 PM #8
Also not ironic.
2010-09-05, 8:47 PM #9
I am READY TO LAUGH.
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2010-09-05, 8:48 PM #10
Lol a black guy's car was stolen!! How ironic because usually black guys steal cars!!!

Am I doing this right?
>>untie shoes
2010-09-05, 8:48 PM #11
more like Get Ready To Barf
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2010-09-05, 9:09 PM #12
Originally posted by Antony:
Lol a black guy's car was stolen!! How ironic because usually black guys steal cars!!!

Am I doing this right?

Jesse Jackson spent his whole life trying to help The Blacks, and now The Blacks stole his car! Ha ha!

That's what you get for trying to help The Blacks.
2010-09-05, 9:12 PM #13
Was it a black guy that stole his car?

Stop being such a judgmental racist, Thrawn!
>>untie shoes
2010-09-05, 9:31 PM #14
It was stolen, of course he was black.
2010-09-05, 9:55 PM #15
Jesse Jackson is like the black, anti-racist, anti-fascist, anti-genocide, anti-torture, anti-inequality, less insane version of Hitler.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-09-05, 10:33 PM #16
This is the part I found funny:

Quote:
Jackson was in Detroit for a march and rally called “Rebuild America: Jobs, Justice and Peace.”
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2010-09-05, 10:57 PM #17
The GODDAMN Blacks! Kroko, help me get 'em outta here!
2010-09-05, 11:02 PM #18
Sopus, you're just gonna have to get with the times and accept that the blacks are here to stay, like I already have. Times change, no matter how afraid of the blacks (or women or some other minorities) we are.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-09-06, 12:29 AM #19
Give them their own country, in Africa, give it a classy name like "Libertyville" everyone will get along a-
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2010-09-06, 4:15 AM #20
Originally posted by JM:
He was staying in a double tree? Is his flock not tithing enough for a good hotel?

That's because they give out free cookies & we all know who he is underneath that mask...

[http://static.open.salon.com/files/cookie-monster3-7769871237963363.jpg]
? :)
2010-09-06, 7:21 AM #21
Doubletree gives out free cookies?

I will remember that next time I stay in one and receive no cookies.
2010-09-06, 7:28 AM #22
I haven't stayed in one for about 3 years but I used to travel around the country a lot for work & they always had fresh baked cookies that they'd give you at check-in. It's possible that they no longer do this but that would be unfortunate because they were actually decent cookies. It was really nice because we'd often roll in to a city after a long drive & were hungry & happy to have a snack before dinner.
? :)
2010-09-06, 3:24 PM #23
My flock tithes even less than his; I tend to stay in Staybridges. One step up from staying under the bridge. They NEVER have cookies, and their 'breakfast' only has five items, none of which are bacon.
2010-09-06, 4:36 PM #24
Originally posted by JM:
Also not ironic.


Yea for joining the Massassi Irony Police! Actually, I was going to post something about it not being irony but we don't really know that the thief wasn't white. Well, yeah, you're right. I guess we do.

That's not irony.
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2010-09-06, 4:41 PM #25
Your mom is irony. :colbert:
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-07, 12:44 PM #26
well... as much as i am bothered by jessie jackson, i dont think this is particularly funny. getting a car stolen is a serious pain in the arse in the best cases. i do however find the picture of mr. jackson amusing. he looks like an angry catfish.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2010-09-07, 12:51 PM #27
i wonder if he is going to make the person/s who stole his car... apologize
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