ok this sucks,

My friend mike is getting married on October 24th, and he is 21 and has 2 kids already. He asked me to be best man for this and I accepted only because I have known him my whole life.

Now I have to plan a bachelor party, issue is his brother's and his fiance's brother are in the wedding party. Sam (19) Zach (18) Nick (16) and Ian (17)...

WTF CAN I DO WITH A 16th YEAR OLD!?!?!??!? :mad::mad::mad::suicide::suicide::suicide:

Originally my plan was to go to the Foxy Lady in Providence because if you get 20 people for a bachelor party its free... but I wasn't thinking.

His mother suggested that we have a party at their house and have pizza and play video games

This is not a birthday party!!!! WTF

Now I am thinking of renting a hotel room at Either Fox Woods Casino or Mohegan Sun Casino with just the friends and not the wedding party since they suck. Issue is my friends who are friends with Mike are starting to bail because its "too expensive".. I tried explaining we would split the difference for the room but they won't listen.

help

pizza and root beer with teenagers it is then. don't worry, if he's getting married at 21 he'll probably have another bachelor party sometime not too far in the future.

I really couldn't care less about all the traditional marriage festivities but it seems to me that if I was going to plan a bachelor party it would certainly be a no-minors event. Bah, 21 year old dude with 2 kids doesn't need a bachelor party anyway. Sounds like he's already done too much partying.

Explain to the < 18yr olds they will only be able to be included in part of the bachelor party activities.

Then I would do something similar to what was suggested except I would substitute a little inhouse poker/gambling instead of videogames. Then at midnight lose the kiddies and go do whatever strip club/bar/ect activities you really have planned.

Ouch.

I love it.

It seems like you understand that you're not gonna be going to a strip club, so... what do you want us to say :/

Also, I support EAH_TRISCUIT's idea.

this is your impossible situation? ****, I might have to start a girls thread or something...

Wookie's right (le gasp!): Stag parties are no place for minors. Anyone suggesting that one should be taken along just "because he's in the wedding" is being precious.

Say you do an activity (paintball, go-karting, whatever) take him to that, then get him home, get yourselves triple S'd (****, shower, shave) then get out partying.

I got married at 20 specifically to get out of a bachelor's party. Besides, never understood the appeal of a strip joint. Go toa brothel instead.

A BROTHEL, HE SAYS.

ALSO, AWESOME. WEIRD.

do strippers do house calls?

wait, if you call a stripper, do they ID everyone?

I say just get a keg, and some strippers.

the 16 y/o can get wasted and get his first lap dance.

It actually might not be a bad idea to do something like inhouse poker till the little ones are gone then go out partying after... i love you massassi

WTF

1)Find a friend with a house and no morals (someone like me, but with a job)

2)

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Make one sorority friend
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The age of participants has no bearing on the situation in my world.

dude if you need to have a good time why don't you just call 555-3985

I'm probably going to be in a similar situation. I have a close friend who's getting married in about a year, and my chances of being his best man are greater than 0. However, as much as an honor it'd be, I am totally not capable of planning such a thing. Not that sort of outgoing person.

I think miniature golf places tend to have discounts on events such as weddings/bachelor parties, such as a free round for 10 people or more.
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*runs*

Yah, they do, and sometimes even have their own portable pole!

I was at this one party where everyone was destroying this stripper with the drill-doe. Yah thats exactly what it sounds like, a dilldoe on a drill in a stripper.

**** was nuts....

I dont see the problem though, you can just go to strip-club with no booz. I know that at some if your under 21 they just make you wear this very loud, neon-green shirt.

Really tho, why waste money on strippers and hookers when you can just get it for free with a girl-firend. Id rather not pay $25 for a b.j. from some meth-head with no teeth... all gummey and ****.....

A female deer made out of pickles?

No, just seasoned to taste like one.

Your totally right bro, I do not know how to spell dilldoe. Enlighten me.

Yeah, your toothless meth-head girlfriend is better at it too, and I'm not just saying that, all my friends agree

Work it out yourself you dildo

Martyn and TRISCUIT have it right. Start with an activity that the kids can tag along for, then let them go home so you can get your party on.

Sever all your relationships and move on.

So the general consensus is ditch the kids..... Awesome

I don't know, I didn't read past the first 5 words of the OP, but every thread that starts out that way always ends up best if the OP severs all relationships with people and moves on.

There is this karting place we could go to during the day... I am thinking about that then getting a hotel room and getting wasted

Perhaps you should read the OP, cause your post just looks nonsensical and stupid.

I am in complete and total agreement with spook on this situation.

I went to a bachelor party this summer.
list of events were:

Science Museum of Minnesota
Mall of America
Inception



I suggest paintballing

i think any homicides would be considered justifiable

pfft, he's just trying to convince people he's not gay.

A common trait among Marines.

Oh, my bad. I had him confused with Snoopy for a minute.

Yeah, I went to one a while ago, started around 10am, BBQ + beers + footy. Older guys and kids left about 3pm/4pmish and by about 10pm we'd been to 6 pubs, thrown out of two pubs of them and been on the cusp of getting thrown out of another two before leaving.

Essentially as per Triscuit/Martyn/Friend14's suggestions.

just plan an actual batchlor party a few nights before, then have a pizza an video game party to accomidate the kiddies.

Is this why men don't get to plan the wedding?