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mb, Good news!
2010-09-11, 11:13 PM #1
The bad news is you're more like a chick but you'll have to read the article to find out more.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-09-11, 11:25 PM #2
Quote:
Surprise! Fat Guys Are Better In Bed


Not relevant for mb, who cannot fit in a bed.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-09-11, 11:37 PM #3
HAHA MB YOU SURE ARE FAT

Let me be the first to make that joke.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-09-12, 12:45 AM #4
108 seconds?
2010-09-12, 1:14 AM #5
Yeah, but after those 8 minutes they all had heart attacks.
2010-09-12, 3:07 AM #6
Hey mb, I'm gonna remember this article next time I'm having sex with my wife, after a long, hard day's work on the Navy ship that I am a sailor on. Then when I'm done having sex, I'll go play some World of Warcraft.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2010-09-12, 5:26 AM #7
What
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2010-09-12, 5:41 AM #8
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Hey mb, I'm gonna remember this article next time I'm having sex with my wife, after a long, hard day's work on the Navy ship that I am a sailor on. Then when I'm done having sex, I'll go play some World of Warcraft.

Because she lasts longer than other women?

HEYOOOOOOOO.
nope.
2010-09-12, 7:39 AM #9
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Because she lasts longer than other women?

HEYOOOOOOOO.


Oh no...
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2010-09-12, 8:08 AM #10
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Because she lasts longer than other women?

HEYOOOOOOOO.


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woot!
2010-09-12, 8:33 AM #11
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Hey mb, I'm gonna remember this article next time I'm having sex with my wife, after a long, hard day's work on the Navy ship that I am a sailor on.


I would think you'd be all sexed out after a long, hard day's work on a Navy ship.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-09-12, 8:46 AM #12
LMFAO....hahaha..
woot!
2010-09-12, 11:53 AM #13
I would think that fat guys last longer because:

  • Poor bloodflow
  • It's really hard to keep thrusting for any sustained amount of time when you're fat
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2010-09-12, 12:10 PM #14
Originally posted by Wookie06:
I would think you'd be all sexed out after a long, hard day's work on a Navy ship.


Yah, on board all day with seamen.:carl:
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2010-09-12, 1:07 PM #15
as soon as sarn stepped into this thread it just got hundreds of times more entertaining :tfti:
DO NOT WANT.
2010-09-12, 3:10 PM #16
Originally posted by Wookie06:
I would think you'd be all sexed out after a long, hard day's work on a Navy ship.

Haha.
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2010-09-12, 3:53 PM #17
:farnsworth:
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-09-12, 4:50 PM #18
Originally posted by Zell:
as soon as sarn stepped into this thread it just got hundreds of times more entertaining :tfti:


glad I could help. *tips hat*
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-09-13, 7:37 AM #19
You left the door wide open on that one, sarn
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-09-13, 10:03 AM #20
The front and the back doors.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-09-13, 12:30 PM #21
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DO NOT WANT.
2010-09-13, 12:56 PM #22
What I got from that article is:
Women = Fat. :omg:
My blawgh.

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