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Do you know what's the number 1 cause for divorce?
2010-09-20, 9:31 AM #1
WAIT FOR IT...

It's marriage .

:psyduck:
幻術
2010-09-20, 9:35 AM #2
True story.
woot!
2010-09-20, 9:54 AM #3
I recently discovered that my marriage has a 50% chance of lasting the rest of my life.
2010-09-20, 10:09 AM #4
If you're american, you also have about an 85% chance of being obese.
2010-09-20, 10:12 AM #5
Bull****. It's only 35% you Canadian piece of ****.
2010-09-20, 10:16 AM #6
CDC says 34% I know.

http://www.forbes.com/2007/02/07/worlds-fattest-countries-forbeslife-cx_ls_0208worldfat_2.html

35 is still better than 9 though :D

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/commerce/091125/obesity-epidemic-fattest-countries

Or not even being on a list at all :D (I couldn't find anything from 2010 so far :) )
2010-09-20, 10:21 AM #7
23% for Canada. Beside, MB is throwing off the curve.

I'm not obese, and I still hold that you're a piece of ****.
2010-09-20, 10:56 AM #8
Originally posted by Koobie:
WAIT FOR IT...

It's marriage .

:psyduck:


Don't be silly. It's money.
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2010-09-20, 10:57 AM #9
I'm sorry to hear it, Koobie. :(
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-09-20, 11:16 AM #10
Once again a joke line being spoiler tagged is rendered meaningless thanks to hovering over the thread title.
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2010-09-20, 11:21 AM #11
Did you know that 100% of 100% is the 100% 100% of the time.
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2010-09-20, 11:23 AM #12
Did you know that happydud is actually SADDUD?

Sorry to hear it, Koob!
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2010-09-20, 12:39 PM #13
wait how are you guys inferring that he just got divorced? it could just be a random fact kind of thread
DO NOT WANT.
2010-09-20, 12:42 PM #14
Well, he has mentioned some marital troubles in the past.
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2010-09-20, 1:03 PM #15
1) American Samoa, 93.5 percent (of population that's overweight)
The island is sinking!
2010-09-20, 2:58 PM #16
At this point you should just consider that normal for a Samoan, and say that 6.5% is underweight.
2010-09-20, 3:31 PM #17
is this thread about obesity or the subject of a not so wedded bliss?
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2010-09-20, 3:45 PM #18
It's about fat wives.
nope.
2010-09-20, 4:45 PM #19
Quote:
I'm not obese, and I still hold that you're a piece of ****.


Meh?
2010-09-20, 5:33 PM #20
@ Steven/Temperamental

That's an ecological fallacy. If 50% of marriages fail (or 85% of people are obese), that doesn't mean that the odds of your marriage failing are 50% (or an 85% chance of you being fat). Your odds might end up being 80% chance of failure and 95% chance of fat :eng101:
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2010-09-20, 5:50 PM #21
Did you know that 99% of statistics are just made up?
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2010-09-20, 5:54 PM #22
Originally posted by happydud:
Did you know that 100% of 100% is the 100% 100% of the time.


All the time.
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2010-09-20, 5:59 PM #23
Originally posted by UltimatePotato:
@ Steven/Temperamental

That's an ecological fallacy. If 50% of marriages fail (or 85% of people are obese), that doesn't mean that the odds of your marriage failing are 50% (or an 85% chance of you being fat). Your odds might end up being 80% chance of failure and 95% chance of fat :eng101:


Good job Mr. Destroyer of Jokes
2010-09-20, 6:02 PM #24
Did you know that there is a 95% chance that I'm not wearing pants?

=O
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2010-09-20, 7:42 PM #25
Originally posted by Admiral Zarn:
Did you know that there is a 95% chance that I'm not wearing pants?

=O


Tell me more about that 5%!


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2010-09-20, 11:01 PM #26
Originally posted by UltimatePotato:
@ Steven/Temperamental

That's an ecological fallacy. If 50% of marriages fail (or 85% of people are obese), that doesn't mean that the odds of your marriage failing are 50% (or an 85% chance of you being fat). Your odds might end up being 80% chance of failure and 95% chance of fat :eng101:


Ecological?

But to illustrate the point: http://xkcd.com/795/
2010-09-20, 11:01 PM #27
Originally posted by Steven:
23% for Canada. Beside, MB is throwing off the curve.

I'm not obese, and I still hold that you're a piece of ****.

Don't listen to him guys, Steven is a goddamn whale.
Originally posted by Tibby:
1) American Samoa, 93.5 percent (of population that's overweight)
The island is sinking!

But they can still club the **** out of anyone. Ever met a Samoan? They are big mother****ers.
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2010-09-22, 5:14 AM #28
I bought one of those T-Mobile USB modems, but it's absolutely useless. The only working internet I get these days is in Burger King Wi-Fi (where I am at the moment). But other than that, things are good (as long as I don't eat their burgers, hehe). Cheers. :)

PS. I like the new direction with the whales.

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幻術
2010-09-22, 7:47 AM #29
Originally posted by Tibby:
1) American Samoa, 93.5 percent (of population that's overweight)
The island is sinking!


More likely it'll tip over and capsize.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-09-22, 10:25 AM #30
;).
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