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Lettuce hope he doesn't romaine at large

2010-09-22, 5:31 AM #1

..would like a shrubbery.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834

Just cos I though this was funny, what a gem of a story. Tip of the iceberg though really.

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2010-09-22, 6:10 AM #2

Baconfish

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I was going to scold you for all the lettuce puns but I guess that'd just be me being a Sauerkraut.

:ninja:

nope.

2010-09-22, 8:57 AM #3

Darth_Alran

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i am surprized the Yazidi people are not in a tizzy over this butterhead.

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2010-09-22, 9:26 AM #4

DrkJedi82

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

I was going to scold you for all the lettuce puns but I guess that'd just be me being a Sauerkraut.

:ninja:

sauerkraut is cabbage

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2010-09-22, 9:27 AM #5

Nikumubeki

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Nazi cabbage

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2010-09-22, 9:39 AM #6

Deadman

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Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

sauerkraut is cabbage

you are a sauerkraut

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2010-09-22, 9:43 AM #7

DrkJedi82

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Originally posted by FastGamerr:

Nazi cabbage

...

Attachment: 24347/nazicabbage.jpg (80,783 bytes)

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2010-09-22, 9:43 AM #8

drizzt2k2

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Silly british people. What the hell is an e-fit?

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2010-09-22, 9:47 AM #9

DrkJedi82

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it's obviously a computer generated "sketch"

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2010-09-22, 10:38 AM #10

Baconfish

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Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

sauerkraut is cabbage

I'm aware of that, but I couldn't think of any better lettuce puns. :argh:

nope.

2010-09-22, 10:44 AM #11

..would like a shrubbery.

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Baconfish: There'salad who can't make a good pun

2010-09-22, 11:24 AM #12

Ford

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Am I the only one who thought of cabbage head from kids in the hall?

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2010-09-22, 12:56 PM #13

KOP_Snake

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Hey Ford, do you get your auto parts from Napa?

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2010-09-22, 1:06 PM #14

Emon

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...what?

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2010-09-22, 1:11 PM #15

Antony

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I think Kop_Snake thinks this is a thread for saying stupid things.

>>untie shoes

2010-09-22, 1:12 PM #16

Freelancer

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Umm.. it makes plenty of sense.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napa_cabbage

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2010-09-22, 1:13 PM #17

Antony

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Yes, I am aware of the existence of Napa cabbage.

It's still a very vague comment that doesn't actually make sense as a pun.

This, on the other hand, is a great pun:

[http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nfl_experts__26/ept_sports_nfl_experts-695946753-1285162747.jpg?ym8r5zDDSFCghzZn]

[http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nfl_experts__26/ept_sports_nfl_experts-695946753-1285162747.jpg?ym8r5zDDSFCghzZn]

>>untie shoes

2010-09-22, 1:29 PM #18

KOP_Snake

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Originally posted by Antony:

Yes, I am aware of the existence of Napa cabbage.

It's still a very vague comment that doesn't actually make sense as a pun.

[http://www.startouring5104.com/NAPA_Auto_Parts-Vert__CMYK.gif]

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2010-09-22, 1:30 PM #19

KOP_Snake

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Supposing you're more aware of cabbage than auto parts store brands.

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2010-09-22, 1:43 PM #20

Antony

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Yes, I know Napa Auto Parts. It's still a vague pun.

>>untie shoes

2010-09-22, 3:10 PM #21

KOP_Snake

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Well I'm sorry if it lacks the genius of any of the puns you havent posted. All your posts are making me see red, leaf me alone.

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2010-09-22, 3:22 PM #22

Chewbubba

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This thread went from funny to a big pile of suck.

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2010-09-22, 3:34 PM #23

Baconfish

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Originally posted by TheJkWhoSaysNi:

Baconfish: There'salad who can't make a good pun

How long were you sitting on that gem?

nope.

2010-09-22, 3:52 PM #24

..would like a shrubbery.

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What have I started? Now I don't know whether that was a serious question or whether it's a pun on "gem" (which I already did in the first post :p )

If it was a serious question, I was trying to work it into the first post but couldn't get the wording to make sense.

2010-09-22, 3:53 PM #25

Baconfish

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Drat! [I missed that first one. :(]

nope.

2010-09-22, 9:16 PM #26

Ford

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seriously

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2010-09-22, 9:50 PM #27

KOP_Snake

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Originally posted by Chewbubba:

This thread went from funny to a big pile of suck.

You're the Roger Ebert of forum threads.

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2010-09-22, 9:52 PM #28

Antony

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He's a movie reviewer/cookbook author of forum threads?

>>untie shoes

2010-09-23, 2:49 PM #29

Chewbubba

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One thumbs up, one thumbs down.

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2010-09-23, 3:01 PM #30

Deadman

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and one thumb up your asterixes

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2010-09-23, 3:33 PM #31

Michael MacFarlane

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Originally posted by KOP_Snake:

Well I'm sorry if it lacks the genius of any of the puns you havent posted.

It was inarugulably awful. :v:

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2010-09-23, 11:52 PM #32

Veger

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This article had all the makings of an amazing mixed salad of a news story, but it fell short of the mark because of old and rotten vegetables. The idea of a lettuce-head has been done before in previous comedy sketches, and the spin on the article retained no original content. I found it to be boring and a rehash of old ideas. Thumbs down.

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2010-09-24, 5:39 AM #33

..would like a shrubbery.

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I'm now waiting for the follow up story where they catch him and find that the evidence was planted.