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Sausage Fest?
2010-09-27, 12:14 AM #41
Originally posted by Jon`C:
I will pretend to like you even though I am only interested in your ****


yes
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-09-27, 1:22 AM #42
For once i'm glad I started a thread....
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-27, 10:16 AM #43
darth xasthur pics or not
:master::master::master:
2010-09-27, 1:50 PM #44
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Sorry, I'm on a sausage fast.


But you said you were gonna come to my sausage feast :/
2010-09-27, 2:59 PM #45
That was when I thought you were performing a sausage Faust.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-09-27, 3:05 PM #46
[http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:fR3YLduLmcPmeM:http://www.weeniechic.com/storage/images/4_24_moshpit.jpg&t=1]
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-09-27, 3:08 PM #47
I want to make sure you see my sausage first
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-09-27, 3:08 PM #48
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
That was when I thought you were performing a sausage Faust.


It's like I's was tellin' ya, Mike Mac, ya gots ta show me that sausage foist.

reeeeeeeeeaching
2010-09-27, 3:09 PM #49
i love mb's big fat italian sausage
2010-09-28, 7:39 AM #50
I'm somewhat surprised this hasn't turned into a "let's list all the female Massassians ever we remember" thread.
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2010-09-28, 7:40 AM #51
Don't worry Geb, I haven't forgotten about you.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-09-28, 9:44 AM #52
Originally posted by mb:
Don't worry Geb, I haven't forgotten about you.

<.<;
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2010-09-28, 10:19 AM #53
uh i'm at least 73% certain gebohq is a man
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-09-28, 10:21 AM #54
or was at least born a man
2010-09-28, 10:24 AM #55
If I'm a woman, I'm very disappointed in my lack of boobs.
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2010-09-28, 10:25 AM #56
And the presence of a dick probably doesn't help either
2010-09-28, 11:05 AM #57
Not so much, no. Or a lack of vagina.
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2010-09-29, 6:41 AM #58
Originally posted by Gebohq:
I'm somewhat surprised this hasn't turned into a "let's list all the female Massassians ever we remember" thread.


mystic jupiter
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-09-29, 6:43 AM #59
Boricus Delight? I can't spell the name, but dammit, I can spell out the drama.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2010-09-29, 7:21 AM #60
I think the weirdest femassassian here was JediKirby's girlfriend or whoever who made like 200 poasts in one day about fizzix or something and got banned.

(Omg a hidden reference to another one oh wait)
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2010-09-29, 7:25 AM #61
Originally posted by Steven:
i love mb's big fat italian sausage

You no like-a bagnone?! We makeit-a fresh all day!

Ay.
nope.
2010-09-29, 9:40 AM #62
Whenever mb whips out his mortadella, it's automatically a party.
:master::master::master:
2010-09-29, 9:45 AM #63
Yeah. A search-and-recovery party.
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2010-09-29, 11:01 AM #64
Nice
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-09-29, 12:52 PM #65
Do girls really use the internet?
2010-09-29, 2:04 PM #66
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
Do girls really use the internet?


If it is not an extension of the kitchen, then no.:colbert:
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-29, 2:07 PM #67
TO ALLRECIPES!
nope.
2010-09-29, 2:34 PM #68
It's not gay until your balls touch.
2010-09-29, 2:35 PM #69
What about swordfighting? :hist101:
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-09-29, 2:45 PM #70
ACTUALLY YOU GUYS AN ACTIVITY CAN BE HOMOSEXUAL EVEN IF THE SCROTUMS (WHICH WOULD BE TOUCHING INSTEAD OF THE TESTICLES WITHIN THEM, OR AT LEAST THAT'S PREFERRABLE I'D SAY) DO NOT MAKE CONTACT AT ANY POINT DURING THE ACT
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-09-29, 2:50 PM #71
THAT IS TRUE KROKO

I HAVE RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GAY:
KILLING A GUY WITH A STICKY GRENADE
CAPTURING THE FLAG
RUNNING SOMEONE OVER WITH THE WARTHOG TRUCK
HIJACKING A BANSHEE MIDFLIGHT
CAPTURING THE MOST SKULLS IN A HEADHUNTER MATCH
ORDERING A TERIYAKI CHICKEN SANDWICH FROM CARL'S JR (HARDEES)
RIDING A MOTORCYCLE TO WORK
WEARING A JACKET WITH SAFETY PADDING WHILE RIDING
NOT DITCHING WORK TO TO THE GUN STORE
2010-09-29, 5:08 PM #72
Originally posted by Steven:
RUNNING SOMEONE OVER WITH THE WARTHOG TRUCK


I hate vehicle riding noobs.:argh:


:suicide:Every time. That's why I don't play on live anymore, too many ***'s and 14 year-old British kids....
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-29, 5:46 PM #73
Quote:
NOT DITCHING WORK TO TO THE GUN STORE


nice stammer mr steven
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-09-29, 5:48 PM #74
He's gettin' emotional~!
2010-09-29, 5:50 PM #75
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
Do girls really use the internet?


Never heard of smart fridge?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-09-29, 9:26 PM #76
Originally posted by Krokodile:
ACTUALLY YOU GUYS AN ACTIVITY CAN BE HOMOSEXUAL EVEN IF THE SCROTUMS (WHICH WOULD BE TOUCHING INSTEAD OF THE TESTICLES WITHIN THEM, OR AT LEAST THAT'S PREFERRABLE I'D SAY) DO NOT MAKE CONTACT AT ANY POINT DURING THE ACT


You can take the testicles out, in case you didn't know.
:master::master::master:
2010-09-29, 9:31 PM #77
Originally posted by Steven:
I HAVE RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GAY:
KILLING A GUY WITH A STICKY GRENADE
CAPTURING THE FLAG
RUNNING SOMEONE OVER WITH THE WARTHOG TRUCK
HIJACKING A BANSHEE MIDFLIGHT
CAPTURING THE MOST SKULLS IN A HEADHUNTER MATCH

Hahahaha. Go into personal settings. Mute all players. It is the only way to tolerate playing on live.
>>untie shoes
2010-09-29, 9:38 PM #78
Originally posted by stat:
You can take the testicles out, in case you didn't know.


See this sort of thing is one of the reasons I type addendums which are often (and in this case as well) to be found within brackets.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-09-29, 9:45 PM #79
Originally posted by Krokodile:
See this sort of thing is one of the reasons I type addendums which are often (and in this case as well) to be found within brackets.


No, there's two little slits in the back of the scrotum so you can take the testicles out. Not a lot of people know about it. You need to be careful though, because if any fluid comes out and you don't replace it, you'll get really bad chafing later after you put it back in.
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2010-09-29, 9:51 PM #80
hmm I'll try it when I get home
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
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