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Clams!
2010-09-26, 7:47 PM #1
I just caught and ate clams out of the ocean. They weren't bad... but pretty sandy. Hopefully I don't get PSP.

It was really crazy how I found them. I was just randomly walking in the ocean, and I began to notice how the waves would cause the sand to erode under my feet. It felt kinda cool so I stopped walking and stood there for a minute. As the sand was being taken away from under me, I adjusted my feet and noticed there was something hard under my foot. Expecting a rock, I reached into the water and pulled out a fairly large clam. I was pretty shocked that I just happened to be standing right on it.

So I took it back to my sister and my wife and showed them. My sister said "Can I take home the shell?" I told her I didn't want to give it to her cause I wanted to keep it for myself, but jokingly told her that I would go get her one too. I told her "It's my lucky day. I'll just walk in the ocean until I feel like I'm in the right spot, then I'll stop and wait for the sand to erode under me, and we'll see if my luck still holds."

Not expecting to find anything, I went back out into the ocean and walked for a few minutes. Finally I decided I was in a good spot so I stopped, and sure enough, I got another one. I was pretty surprised. It was the first place I stopped.

Over the next 30 minutes or so, I found 2 more. Took them home and boiled them up. They were pretty tasty.
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2010-09-26, 9:23 PM #2
cool story bro

thanks for sharing
2010-09-26, 9:31 PM #3
Oh don't be a dick. You're talking to a guy who spends most of his life on a boat in the middle of the god damned ocean. This **** is probably pretty exciting to Sarn.
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2010-09-26, 9:53 PM #4
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
I just caught and ate dick out of the ocean. It wasn't bad... but pretty sandy. Hopefully I don't get HIV.

It was really crazy how I found it. I was just randomly walking in the ocean, and I began to notice how the waves would cause the sand to erode under my feet. It felt kinda cool so I stopped walking and stood there for a minute. As the sand was being taken away from under me, I adjusted my feet and noticed there was something hard under my foot. Expecting a rock, I reached into the water and pulled out a fairly large dick. I was pretty shocked that I just happened to be standing right on it.

So I took it back to my sister and my wife and showed them. My sister said "Can I take home the skin?" I told her I didn't want to give it to her cause I wanted to keep it for myself, but jokingly told her that I would go get her one too. I told her "It's my lucky day. I'll just walk in the ocean until I feel like I'm in the right spot, then I'll stop and wait for the sand to erode under me, and we'll see if my luck still holds."

Not expecting to find anything, I went back out into the ocean and walked for a few minutes. Finally I decided I was in a good spot so I stopped, and sure enough, I got another one. I was pretty surprised. It was the first place I stopped.

Over the next 30 minutes or so, I found 2 more. Took them home and ate them out. They were pretty tasty.


Sorry but I'm still adolescent at heart...I kinda like reading Sarn's Massassi blog entries though.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-09-26, 10:11 PM #5
STICK YT HIS **** AND PUT EVERYTING IN IT

e: nah but i'm glad you ate 'em up, sran :)
2010-09-26, 10:50 PM #6
I came in here expecting this to be a spoof of the SausageFest thread. I am disappoint. :gonk:
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2010-09-26, 11:17 PM #7
clams

clams everywhere
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2010-09-27, 4:52 AM #8
lol well no PSP. :)
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2010-09-27, 5:17 AM #9
Never had clams before. I had oysters once, but that was in New Orleans at mardi gras
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2010-09-27, 10:10 AM #10
the clams were alive when he caught and cooked them. they kept opening up their shells a bit and sticking out. it was creepy.
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2010-09-27, 10:20 AM #11
Michael MacFarlane is all about that clam.
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2010-09-27, 10:33 AM #12
that's nothing till you have some new england clam chooowddaahhh
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2010-09-27, 10:39 AM #13
Clams... steamed... clams.

Steamed hams?

2010-09-27, 12:44 PM #14
yep clams are delicious! especially fresh ones. i have gone...er..clamming? a few times and its pretty fun.
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2010-09-27, 3:53 PM #15
The very best seafood I've had was when I was in a boat in the Mississippi Sound (pre-BP oil spill, thank you). We dropped a net off the back and pulled up a ton of crab and shrimp. The captain of the boat cooked some right there on the spot and it was DELICIOUS.
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2010-09-27, 3:56 PM #16
I prefer bearded clams!:D
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2010-09-27, 3:57 PM #17
":D" indeed -_-
2010-09-27, 3:59 PM #18
I prefer my clams with no beards
2010-09-27, 4:12 PM #19
Originally posted by Lord Kuat:
Clams... steamed... clams.

Steamed hams?


HAHA Thats awesome, I havn't watched Simpsons in FOREVER, mostly because all the new episodes try to be Family Guy, and are coincidentally not funny at all. Older ones were soo good.

Sarn where are you and what are you doing that you have the luxury to just stroll down the beach alone like Chuck Noland....
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2010-09-27, 6:10 PM #20
I live in San Diego. My sister, andrea (wife, in case you somehow don't know), and my baby son were there too, but they were back a bit relaxing in the sand.
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2010-09-27, 6:11 PM #21
congrats on discovering foraging I guess
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2010-09-27, 7:39 PM #22
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
My sister, andrea (wife, in case you somehow don't know), ...


OMG, you married you're sister!?!? And they call me a redneck hick!

Oops, sorry about the "you're". I have a terrible time when typing homonyms for some reason.
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2010-09-27, 8:32 PM #23
uhh... i am definitely not his sister.
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2010-09-27, 8:34 PM #24
wooosh
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2010-09-27, 8:36 PM #25
Is Sarn from West Virginia? :P
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2010-09-27, 8:37 PM #26
They're they are!
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2010-09-27, 8:43 PM #27
Originally posted by andreawesome:
uhh... i am definitely not his sister.


Tell your brother, I mean husband, to stop spreading lies then, sis.
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2010-09-27, 10:01 PM #28
Originally posted by llibja:
congrats on discovering foraging I guess


i laughed
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2010-09-27, 11:21 PM #29
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Tell your brother, I mean husband, to stop spreading lies then, sis.

so now im your sister? :P
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2010-09-28, 12:03 AM #30
What if Sarn's sister, Wookie's sister and Andrea and (and and and dammit) her sister got together and had a baby?

(With them there)
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-09-28, 2:06 AM #31
andrea doesn't have a sister.
and you guys are dumb. :P
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2010-09-28, 11:28 AM #32
Her brother has some pretty girly hair though. :ninja:

Also Black, like the endless blackness of space that leads to the chasm OF CLAMS!
nope.
2010-09-28, 12:54 PM #33
andrea is black?
>>untie shoes
2010-09-28, 5:23 PM #34
since when is a shaved head girly? also...im blacker than Wesley Snipes...DUH.
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2010-09-28, 5:44 PM #35
Originally posted by andreawesome:
since when is a shaved head girly? also...im blacker than Wesley Snipes...DUH.

Are you also a martial arts expert who makes kick ass direct to video movies?
>>untie shoes
2010-09-28, 6:13 PM #36
You mean Wolvie17?
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2010-09-28, 7:17 PM #37
Originally posted by Antony:
Are you also a martial arts expert who makes kick ass direct to video movies?

you will never know
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2010-09-28, 8:03 PM #38
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
I just caught and ate clams out of the ocean. They weren't bad... but pretty sandy. Hopefully I don't get PSP.

It was really crazy how I found them. I was just randomly walking in the ocean, and I began to notice how the waves would cause the sand to erode under my feet. It felt kinda cool so I stopped walking and stood there for a minute. As the sand was being taken away from under me, I adjusted my feet and noticed there was something hard under my foot. Expecting a rock, I reached into the water and pulled out a fairly large clam. I was pretty shocked that I just happened to be standing right on it.

So I took it back to my sister and my wife and showed them. My sister said "Can I take home the shell?" I told her I didn't want to give it to her cause I wanted to keep it for myself, but jokingly told her that I would go get her one too. I told her "It's my lucky day. I'll just walk in the ocean until I feel like I'm in the right spot, then I'll stop and wait for the sand to erode under me, and we'll see if my luck still holds."

Not expecting to find anything, I went back out into the ocean and walked for a few minutes. Finally I decided I was in a good spot so I stopped, and sure enough, I got another one. I was pretty surprised. It was the first place I stopped.

Over the next 30 minutes or so, I found 2 more. Took them home and boiled them up. They were pretty tasty.


Protip:

Soak the claims in a pot of cold water for about an hour to an hour and a half. Takes care of the grit problem :D
2010-09-29, 6:46 AM #39
Originally posted by andreawesome:
since when is a shaved head girly? also...im blacker than Wesley Snipes...DUH.

That isn't hard.

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nope.
2010-09-29, 10:00 AM #40
DAMN YOU BACO!
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