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Important Poll: Do you Masturbate to Star Wars
2010-09-29, 10:45 AM #1
As inspired by the sage words of Mentat:
Quote:
We'll all go see it & then half of us will enjoy it & the other half will complain about it for some reason that no one really gives a **** about (probably still secretly enjoying it & maybe even masturbating to it).


Please select either 'yes' or 'no' and feel free to include any and all thoughts on the matter.

Also please note that this will not be a secret ballot and results are available for public viewing.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-09-29, 10:46 AM #2
I masturbate to you watching Star Wars.
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2010-09-29, 10:50 AM #3
Not a democratic option in the poll but thank you for sharing, FGR. Also never mention that again.

And kudos to Emon for casting his vote and participating in the process. Democracy!
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-09-29, 10:51 AM #4
Who doesn't?
>>untie shoes
2010-09-29, 10:54 AM #5
I never thought about the 3D version having 3D bikini'd Leia. :ninja:
nope.
2010-09-29, 11:19 AM #6
Originally posted by Baconfish:
I never thought about the 3D version having 3D bikini'd Leia. :ninja:


:hist101:Yeah, jack off to leia, and hold your hand in front of jabba (to block him out). I' m not sure about you, but jabba kills the mood for me...
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-29, 11:22 AM #7
If it's to ROTJ, does that mean you're masturbating to the equivalent of Star Wars Child Porn?

[http://www.nasm.si.edu/exhibitions/StarWars/images/BookImages/ewok.jpg]
2010-09-29, 11:30 AM #8
Wow man that Ewok is staring me right in the eye.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-09-29, 11:46 AM #9
That Ewok is asking for it.
>>untie shoes
2010-09-29, 12:10 PM #10
That Ewok is hispanic and telling me to "Bring it, gringo".
nope.
2010-09-29, 12:20 PM #11
Every time I see that Ewok I think of this picture...

[http://imgur.com/KjlNs.jpg]
2010-09-29, 1:12 PM #12
Sorry, misvote. I thought this poll was about Star Whores.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-09-29, 2:54 PM #13
Booo MacFarlame, boooo
2010-09-29, 2:56 PM #14
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Sorry, misvote. I thought this poll was about Star Whores.

Are you talking about the all anal final chapter: Revenge of the ****?
>>untie shoes
2010-09-29, 3:23 PM #15
Let's not forget Ms. Portman now!
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2010-09-29, 4:08 PM #16
We got way off topic, I wanna talk star wars, not obscure sci-fi porn.......
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-29, 4:18 PM #17
I voted no, with the caveat that I may have at one time or another as a horny teenager watching the 3rd film with Leia and all those sexy slaves in Jabba's palace, but do not presently. (The poll was asked in the present tense. yay technicality)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2010-09-29, 4:42 PM #18
I smoked pot and watched Star Wars a couple times.
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-09-29, 4:44 PM #19
Good Story.....
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-29, 5:45 PM #20
I have a question: who is Salad6?
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-09-29, 5:46 PM #21
Bahahahahaha :D
2010-09-29, 6:33 PM #22
Originally posted by Antony:
Are you talking about the all anal final chapter: Revenge of the ****?


I preferred the previous chapter: Attack of the C***s.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2010-09-29, 8:19 PM #23
I have not masturbated to Star Wars, but I did get head while watching Return of the Jedi with one of my previous girlfriends. I felt this would be a relevant contribution to this thread.
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2010-09-30, 9:39 AM #24
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
I have not masturbated to Star Wars, but I did get head while watching Return of the Jedi with one of my previous girlfriends. I felt this would be a relevant contribution to this thread.


If that is relevant, then I got something just as relevant, and just as ridiculous....

Well, I was watching Empire, and my "woman" (at the time) came over. Long story short, I ended up ****ing her in the ass while I watched Luke lift rocks and R2 with his mind..... True Story

P.S.-(to the story)- That girl not only hated star wars, but hated butt sex as well, (as all self-respecting girls do), therefore not only did I give her the MOST discomfort that you can give another human, but made her watch a much hated Sci-Fi opera while doing it.

It was a great day for me needless to say....

P.S.S. - I whack-off to Star Wars regardless...
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-30, 9:42 AM #25
god dammit
2010-09-30, 9:50 AM #26
"woman"
2010-09-30, 10:04 AM #27
If you are going to state woman as "woman", it's either a hand or a man.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2010-09-30, 10:27 AM #28
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
If you are going to state woman as "woman", it's either a hand or a man.


You caught me, it was saberopus.

Originally posted by saberopus:
god dammit


See? He was upset I spilled the beans. :argh:

Originally posted by saberopus:
"woman"


and was insulted at the way in which he was portrayed. :omg:
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-30, 10:36 AM #29
Thank you for spinning that delightful yarn, Darth_Xasthur.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-09-30, 10:46 AM #30
Stop being terrible.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-09-30, 11:00 AM #31
I do like the turn it took in my direction, however :D It 70% redeems the original post.
2010-09-30, 3:37 PM #32
Someone had to be singled out.....
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-30, 4:09 PM #33
Originally posted by Darth_Xasthur:
"woman"


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but hated butt sex as well, (as all self-respecting girls do)


Quote:
therefore not only did I give her the MOST discomfort that you can give another human


Quote:
Sci-Fi opera


Quote:
great day for me needless to say


You are an awful human being.
2010-09-30, 4:11 PM #34
You don't know the half of it...
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-30, 5:33 PM #35
Hey at least you didnt mouth rape a frog while watching Star wars (video that got deleted in the forums a while back):D.
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-09-30, 5:40 PM #36
Originally posted by Darth Dan:
Hey at least you didnt mouth rape a frog while watching Star wars (video that got deleted in the forums a while back):D.



:huh:
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-30, 8:53 PM #37
The monkey. That masturbated with a frog.
2010-09-30, 9:28 PM #38
Stay on topic or the thread will be locked. :argh:
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-09-30, 10:11 PM #39
Ok, ok, Tracer, I know you want to talk about Star Wars, and choking the chicken.

What else can I say?

I yank my chain to the emperor's skin and Billy Dee Williams....

Happy?
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-30, 10:31 PM #40
At least you're being honest now.
>>untie shoes
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