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Relationships and Gaseous Expulsions
2010-10-04, 4:53 PM #1
Poll Thread

This is just something I've always been a little curious about. I know of a couple that has been married for years and they still leave the room to fart rather then fart in front of each other.
Personally I just fart, I don't really care about it, it's just gas. If I think it's going to smell I'll probably leave the room out of consideration, but my standard farts are just a bit of noise... something I don't care about at all.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-10-04, 4:54 PM #2
Yeah I generally just fart no matter where I am or who I'm around. I mean there are certain exceptions, but only if it would make it super awkward if I farted and it was loud or whatever.
>>untie shoes
2010-10-04, 4:55 PM #3
Yeah that's fair
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2010-10-04, 4:56 PM #4
CRAP I forgot to include "I just fart, who cares"
FAIL
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2010-10-04, 5:00 PM #5
Added option.
2010-10-04, 5:03 PM #6
Awesome, thanks CM, you save my ass...expulsions
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2010-10-04, 5:07 PM #7
Was it Shintock or Dogsrool that had that story about one time when they farted during an orgasm? :P
nope.
2010-10-04, 5:13 PM #8
o_O
I missed that story
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2010-10-04, 5:13 PM #9
I've learned how to fart stealthily.
I'm just a little boy.
2010-10-04, 5:25 PM #10
I will never forget the related thread where JediKirby posted a vlog about his butt hair removal experience. He added that by removing his butt hairs it made his farts sound like a trumpet.
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2010-10-04, 5:32 PM #11
I fart no matter who I'm around but I have a rare level of sphincter control that allows me to never make a noise when doing so & the smell is rarely noticeable (even to myself). However, I must say that I'm turned off by women that fart too early in a relationship. It may be a bit illogical or even shallow but a chick would have to be a supermodel for me to see her again if she farted before we had seen each-other for a long time & even then I'd be disgusted. I'm just happy to be married so that I don't have to worry about such things anymore.
? :)
2010-10-04, 5:41 PM #12
Why am I not surprised to find that Mentat thinks his **** doesn't stink?
Warhead[97]
2010-10-04, 6:24 PM #13
i'm a girl and i'll pm you pics of my menstruating **** if you want
:master::master::master:
2010-10-04, 6:38 PM #14
My ass is a ventriloquist. I can plant a fart across the room just outside of someone's sphincter making them think they "dealt it."

I've mastered many other useful techniques for stealth farting. Though in the case of romantic interests I leave the room.

Around really close friends I don't care, I let them fly like I'm doing the world a favor.
My blawgh.
2010-10-04, 9:23 PM #15
My girlfriend did the whole *fart* and "lets quickly go for a walk outside my room" thing. Now she will fart 24/7 and even will get half naked, climb on top of me in a sexy manner then spin around and drop a bomb on my face. What a ******************!!!^#^*&

So I just drop my huge stinky farts on her pillows. &^^&(&$(##**:rant::rant:
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2010-10-04, 9:26 PM #16
That sounds like a unique relationship you have there
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-10-04, 9:29 PM #17
Yeah... Love is a *****.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2010-10-04, 10:55 PM #18
my farts are silent but smell ****ing awful. sucks sometimes.
DO NOT WANT.
2010-10-05, 1:32 AM #19
I once gave my girlfriend a dutch oven in my sleep. Ever since then we have seperate bedrooms.
2010-10-05, 1:35 AM #20
was she giving you a job at the time?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-10-05, 2:00 AM #21
Where is the option for "I have crop-dusted people"
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2010-10-05, 10:11 PM #22
Originally posted by Sol:
My girlfriend did the whole *fart* and "lets quickly go for a walk outside my room" thing. Now she will fart 24/7 and even will get half naked, climb on top of me in a sexy manner then spin around and drop a bomb on my face. What a ******************!!!^#^*&

So I just drop my huge stinky farts on her pillows. &^^&(&$(##**:rant::rant:


This made me LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
2010-10-06, 7:48 AM #23
Originally posted by Deadman:
was she giving you a job at the time?


must not have been very good considering he said he was asleep at the time :awesome:
DO NOT WANT.
2010-10-06, 4:44 PM #24
Falling asleep on the job? She deserved it
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-10-06, 8:12 PM #25
I press my cheeks right up against my girlfriend sometimes when I rip one.

In my defense, sometimes her gas puts me to shame... vegetarians can really stink sometimes.

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