As I recall, no, you're joining n the military because you live in a miserable craphole with nothing to do but post on the internet and drink, few friends, and you're basically surrounded by people you hate.
Menial jobs are not the issue.
On the education front, I like to assume that at least 75% of my high school's staff were not there because they chose to teach a bunch of ******* kids until they became stroke victims...and yes, that actually happened to one of them...
I do this to remind myself that most people probably don't end up in with the stellar career their 70+ year old HS guidance counselor (Which again is a career unlikely to have been anyone's ambition) told them they were going to get.
My point is that happy/content people are not necessarily what would be called successful and successful people aren't successful just because they went to college.
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