Here in a five days I'm leaving for Marine Corps Recruit Training.

I don't know... wish me luck and all that ****.

Luck and ****.

Even if it takes forever, I will wait for you

Just wait until we invade Finland!

Seriously: good luck, I know you'll do fine.

Oh and DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES etc.

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT **** LOLOLOLOLOL



Best advice.


But really, just be the grey man.

The thread title really got my hopes up. Thread does not deliver.

Just kidding. Good luck and all that shiz!

I'll stay true to you

(and knock up some trailer trash girl in your absence but blame it on someone else)

<_<

(good luck and all that jazz :))

So, when are you going to tell them your gay?

Don't tell them for him. It just means he'll come back sooner.

The odds of me coming back any sooner than about 14 weeks from now are pretty slim.

You mean you're going to go off and ****ing leave me here with mb, gbk and zully?

Prick.

Sorry, baconfish. It's the way it's gotta be.

WE WERE GOING TO LIVE TOGETHER IN HAWAII. ;_;

I guess that means I'll be only one around to say "**** YOU MB" for awhile...

I have never consented to anything like this.

Good luck to you sir! Kick some ass.

**** you mb

i got your back commander

Fare ye well. Don't take a bullet for anyone. Anyone.

Well, it's sad to see Massassi's self-proclaimed community dick is going away for an extended period of time. But on the bright side, he will come back with even greater dick experiences!

Good luck!

Also, in regard to this... I've learned quite a bit of things I didn't know before going through this. I enlisted about 7-8 months ago. Before that I had never even heard of the Delayed Entry Program. I had no idea that most people have to wait 6 months to a year before actually going off to boot camp.

I also never knew that the enlistment standards for the Marine Corps were sooooo ridiculously rigid. According to the rules, if you've ever had any prescription medication, you're disqualified. If you've ever been seriously injured, you're disqualified. If you have any history of drug use other than marijuana (and minimal use at that) you're disqualified. Any kind of legal trouble is an automatic dq. The list goes on and on. You can get around some of this stuff with waivers, I guess, but apparently most people just end up lying about it.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank Spook for the advice he's given me during this time. I plan to continue following his advice about boot camp, as his DEP advice has been helpful, however drunk he might have been while giving it to me.

I'm sure a lot of the guys from #massassi are probably glad to see me go, since now they won't have to hear about my training anymore... At least for the next 3 months anyway.

Thanks for the well wishing, everyone. I'm headed out next Sunday. 3 months of boot, and then I have a few months to finish college up. After that I'll transfer my package over to OCS and go become an officer puke. That takes a few months, not to mention the fact that after graduating from OCS it'll probably be 6 months before I'm commissioned as a 2nd Lt. After that goes down, it'll be off to The Basic School where I'll get to learn more about how to be an officer in the Marines. Provided I kick enough ass in TBS, I'm gonna try to get into pilot training down in Florida. If that works out, I'll spend a few years learning how to fly a multi million dollar aircraft.

All that said, odds are good I'm gonna be pretty busy for the next few years. To make this a non-blog thread, feel free to discuss dramatic things you've done in the name of making your life a better experience.

Antony, let me give you this parting piece of advice:

1 2 3 4 I LOVE THE MARINE CORP!!!!

You're very welcome for drunk advice man.

When you begin consuming epic amounts of alcohol on weekends in SOI you will understand.

thank you, good luck

I already do this. I don't think much will change.

No, see, you think you understand but you don't.

It's when you drink to stave off the anxiety of 0300 PT.

Well hey as it is I drink to stave off anxiety about my father's psychotic bs.

Just remember...

Ș̢̹̗̞̩̫̬̍̏ͦ̿ͩ́ͮͅE̸͇̞̣͓̰̋ͭͪͩ̀̐M̧̘̏ͥ̅̌͂̚͠P̈́͆̓̍̎̀͂҉͎̬̰̙ͅE͓̩̘͕̲̘̦ͥͪ͐̄̈́́͞R̫̺ͧ̔̑ͬͥ ̶̥̞͖͎̗͖͙̬͆̓̐ͥͥ͠F̵͈̲͑ͥ͌ͧI̥͖ͮ̃͗͞

****:psyduck:

BEST OF LUCK!

I always had the utmost respect for men and women who had the balls (or the ovaries, respectively) to go out and do what they want. Don't give up and you'll do fine. And kick some ass in training.

Good luck.

Good luck dude. In case I don't talk to you again before then, HOLY **** COLT MCCOY

Yeah I know man... Haha. I enjoyed the hell out of that game.

Step 1: Put self in robotic disciplinary state of mind.
Step 2: Create mental block for later use.
Step 3: Complete military career, and break the mental block, thus destroying all your memories, and instantly 'transporting' you to your future, richer (hopefully), self.

Congrats! You've completed 'The Military'

...

Anyway good luck and junk.

DID YOU REALLY JUST IGNORE MY GLITTER UNICORN? **** YOU

LOLOLOLOL MB THAT'S SO FUNNY!

**** YOU *******!

it sucked

Banning both of you

Good luck dude.

I'm somewhat surprised you're joining the military... I didn't hear about it before. I didn't think it would be something for you. But what do I know about someone on a forum.

Here's my 2 cents, if you're only doing this because you have no idea what else to do with your life, you're doing it for the wrong reason and you're probably better off not doing it. Not saying you are though. I'm just saying this because so often that is exactly the reason why people sign up for the military.

Good Luck Antony, just keep a low profile and sever all emotions in your mind during Boot Camp and Focus. Thats how I had to do it but it wasn't easy. You are doing a very challenging, but a very honorable thing, you are going to serve and protect our Nation.

HUUU - RRAAHH!