I woke up this morning at 6AM on my off day because my wife, who isn't off, accidentally dropped the hand mirror (she didn't admit to this at first). It echoed throughout the house like a gun shot (all surfaces in our home are hard so sounds really carry). As I sat up in bed wondering what in the **** was going on, I heard another loud bang, which later turned out to be a shampoo bottle that fell in the shower. I was double worried about these sounds that appeared to be coming from the bathroom because my wife is pregnant & I was worried that she may have fallen. She said that she didn't know where the sounds came from but that they appeared to be coming from outside our bathroom window (a sky light). I run downstairs like a bat out of hell thinking that someone or something is on our roof. No one is in the home, no one is outside & no one is on the roof. I go back upstairs to the bathroom & start looking around like Grisham in CSI. She finally admits that the first sound was her hand mirror but that she didn't know where the second sound came from. We ended up putting two & two together once we saw the shampoo bottle lying in the bottom of the shower. I recognize the fact that this is all very boring in hindsight & doesn't make for great TV but I just about **** my pants.
Now I'm awake, my head is ringing w/ a ****ing hangover (we went to a soft opening at a new bar/restaurant last night to
hear a friend of ours sing & to have a few drinks), my wife is at work & I can't get back to sleep. On a side note, it's our two year wedding anniversary & it's good to be up early because I haven't purchased her gift yet & now I'll be able to get an early start.