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For shizzle
2010-11-12, 5:12 PM #1
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2010-11-12, 5:17 PM #2
LOOK AT THIS ****ING DOG
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2010-11-12, 5:29 PM #3
happydud doesn't have **** on that dog
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2010-11-12, 5:29 PM #4
best video

o.0
2010-11-12, 5:49 PM #5
happydud should grow a tail to help with balance
2010-11-12, 8:39 PM #6
Originally posted by Emon:
happydud doesn't have **** on that dog


I bet dud can deal with ladders better :colbert:
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2010-11-12, 9:51 PM #7
So that dog can do what any squirrel or cat can. Wooop-de diddle do.
My blawgh.
2010-11-12, 10:58 PM #8
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
So that dog can do what any squirrel or cat can. Wooop-de diddle do.


leaving all squirrels and cats DEFENSELESS

o.0
2010-11-13, 12:16 AM #9
what's amazing is that he/she (I couldn't tell) does it without any apparent stimulus. What is motivating that dog to jump up on that crap and back down and stuff... I don't get it.

Also, he's pretty freakin cute.
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2010-11-13, 4:58 AM #10
Obviously, Sarn, it's because that dog enjoys parkour and making Dud look like a tool.
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2010-11-13, 6:26 AM #11
It's not that uncommon, dogs learn to do stuff on their own all the time. Like that one dog that learned to skateboard. Or my neighbor's dog that learned how to climb or fence so he could piss in our yard
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2010-11-13, 8:19 AM #12
When people come over my dog gets so excited she goes into a frenzy. She runs in circles in our living room, never mind that there is furniture there. Furniture is no obstacle, she'll just run on the walls. I also saw her do a wall run on the side of my bed once. Parkour is much easier when you weigh twenty pounds and can jump five times your height.
2010-11-13, 10:29 AM #13
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
I bet dud can deal with ladders better :colbert:

Isn't the point of Parkour to make ladders obselete? :P
nope.
2010-11-13, 10:34 AM #14
Then why is the dog climbing ladders very unimpressively?
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2010-11-13, 10:42 AM #15
Originally posted by Emon:
It's not that uncommon, dogs learn to do stuff on their own all the time. Like that one dog that learned to skateboard. Or my neighbor's dog that learned how to climb or fence so he could piss in our yard


whoa whoa, did it learn how to climb, or how to fence?!!?
2010-11-13, 10:45 AM #16
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Then why is the dog climbing ladders very unimpressively?


Actually it's pretty impressive for a dog I thought.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-11-13, 11:22 AM #17
Originally posted by zanardi:
Actually it's pretty impressive for a dog I thought.


And my 3 year old niece throws a ball impressively for a little girl but I wouldnt say Dud has nothing on her...
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2010-11-13, 11:39 AM #18
That's because you haven't seen dud throw a ball "/
2010-11-13, 3:43 PM #19
not as cool as the chimpanzee on the segway but pretty neat
2010-11-14, 12:52 AM #20
Originally posted by Greenboy:
leaving all squirrels and cats DEFENSELESS


hahahahaha
DO NOT WANT.
2010-11-14, 8:28 AM #21
yeah well...my old dog could open doors with knobs instead of handles. lets see this dog do THAT.:colbert:
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2010-11-14, 10:15 AM #22
My dog thinks she is a person. She will not socialize with other dogs. She is not mean to them, she is just... above them.
2010-11-14, 10:50 AM #23
Originally posted by andreawesome:
yeah well...my old dog could open doors with knobs instead of handles. lets see this dog do THAT.:colbert:


even velociraptors could do that...welcome to 60 million years ago...
2010-11-14, 1:50 PM #24
Originally posted by andreawesome:
yeah well...my old dog could open doors with knobs instead of handles. lets see this dog do THAT.:colbert:

That's no way to talk about your husband.
nope.
2010-11-14, 2:14 PM #25
Originally posted by JM:
Parkour is much easier when you weigh twenty pounds and can jump five times your height.


This.
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2010-11-14, 6:27 PM #26
Originally posted by happydud:
This.

"Make moves, not excuses"

-happydud
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2010-11-14, 6:33 PM #27
Originally posted by Emon:
"Make moves, not excuses"

-happydud


"Hey Emon, don't get shot in the face by happydud."
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2010-11-14, 6:43 PM #28
:P
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2010-11-14, 6:48 PM #29
"Hey Emon, I'm going to chop your tongue off with a dremel."

-Dud
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2010-11-14, 6:59 PM #30
Dremels don't chop
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2010-11-14, 7:03 PM #31
Originally posted by Couchman:
even velociraptors could do that...welcome to 60 million years ago...


Brilliant post sir.

This thread has delivered on many fronts.

And I'm just here to tell you that, I guess.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-11-15, 4:52 AM #32
Quote:
yeah well...my old dog could open doors with knobs instead of handles. lets see this dog do THAT.


Quote:
even velociraptors could do that...welcome to 60 million years ago...


You sir, are a fool. Velociraptors can not turn knobs. They only open doors with handles, and in fact, that is the very reference Andrea is making.
2010-11-15, 5:01 AM #33
someone said something about squirrels?
2010-11-15, 6:39 AM #34
There were no velociraptors in Jurassic Park.
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2010-11-15, 6:41 AM #35
That's true, they were special effects.:v:
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2010-11-15, 6:50 AM #36
:carl:
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2010-11-15, 8:05 AM #37
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
And my 3 year old niece throws a ball impressively for a little girl but I wouldnt say Dud has nothing on her...


I didn't say Dud has nothing on her...

Dogs don't have flat bottom feet and thumbs so for a dog to climb a latter is something :p
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-11-15, 10:40 AM #38
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
someone said something about squirrels?


How do squirrels get onto islands?
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2010-11-15, 11:36 AM #39
Stupid me
2010-11-16, 10:53 AM #40
Originally posted by JM:
You sir, are a fool. Velociraptors can not turn knobs. They only open doors with handles, and in fact, that is the very reference Andrea is making.

actually i was really talking about my old dog. and i said instead of with handles because ive seen dogs open doors like that before.
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