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...developing the antidote for the inpending zombie apocalypse and watching a rerun of Everybody Loves Raymond while slowly taking small bites of my dinner which consists of leftover turkey, cranberries, scalloped potatoes, canned corn, leftover rolls, and a cupcake--satisfying my terrible hunger that has persisted throughout the day due to missing lunch because of a combination of not having time due to work and a broken microwave which is currently being shipped to the manufactuer for repair or replacement as a condition of my one-year manufacturer's warranty, something I often take for granted for larger items like plasma TV's, which can sometimes break just before the warranty runs out, and forget about--causing me to have both a loss of cash and the desire to replace my broken Plasma TV for personal enjoyment through video games, live television, live movies, recorded DVR televisoin shows, recorded movies, and recorded documentaries, all of which are enjoyed by both myself and my family, such as my father, from Idao, my mother, from Kansas City, and my younger brother--all of whom are contributors of love and care to our family, which are two qualities that are not found as commonly in the United States' general civil behavior, behavior that, likely a result of the recent war on terror and the general recession that plagues the world, has slowly dwindled and affected the morale of many homosapians, resulting in poor economics, politics, and international relationships, which can include long distance relationships of a romantic nature, business relationships, and relationships between familes, and other family members, and friends--all of which can only be maintained if humans have the ability to understand how to use technology to communicate over great distances--something that will be lost during the worldwide zombie apocalypse, hence the need to develop an antidote.
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