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OMG I WON a BMW!
2010-12-06, 6:47 PM #1
Quote:
THE LOTTERY DEPARTMENT BMW
51, Yaroslaviv Val St
Kyiv, Ukraine
01901 .
BMW:2551256003/23

Dear Winner,
BMW:2551256003/23,


I am in receipt of your email and Your particulars have been received in
this office.This means that you have been officially cleared for payment by
the Verifications Dept.You have now been approved to claim the sum of
€950,000.00 EUROS{Nine Hundred and fifty thousand EUROSs only} and a brand
new BMW 5 series car.
To begin the final step of the claims process, which is the courier delivery
or online bank transfer of your prize sum of €950,000.00 EUROS and
Shipping of your BMW 530iA. With regards to this, there are options open to
you, you are required to select the most convenient of the options and let
us know your preferred choice.
Below are the options opened to you for the delivery/transfer of your won
prizes.Your BMW CAR will be immediately shipped to you immediately you
confirm receipt of your prize sum in your bank account or as cheque
Our affiliated delivery agency will be used for the Courier delivery,as it
is very reliable.Below is the delivery terms and conditions

Submit Name:Address:Age:Sex:Occupation:Tel:Country, to your assigned Claims
agent:

EMAIL-([nolink])
Kindest Regards,
Mrs Natash Mikhail
VERIFICATIONS DEPT/FOREIGN AFFAIRS
This is to process the claims from the BMW National Lottery Board.ukraine



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I should just send them my bank info, it can't hurt.
2010-12-06, 6:49 PM #2
Probably not seeing as you have about $20. :P
nope.
2010-12-06, 6:57 PM #3
I wish.
2010-12-06, 7:31 PM #4
Ah, Kyiv, home of the BMW.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-12-06, 8:25 PM #5
Yo bro you got a 5 series? You're gonna pick up SO MANY chicks in that.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-12-06, 8:46 PM #6
Like he'd want to.

Huzzah.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2010-12-06, 9:03 PM #7
Verifications Department - I love it
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2010-12-06, 9:21 PM #8
A lottery based in Ukraine with a signature in Portuguese?
:master::master::master:
2010-12-06, 9:42 PM #9
That's nothing. I've won the UK lotto dozens of times. And I never even bought a ticket!!
Pissed Off?
2010-12-06, 9:46 PM #10
Originally posted by mb:
Yo bro you got a 5 series? You're gonna pick up SO MANY chicks in that.

Now you can stop driving that Ford Focus and start ****ing women again
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-12-07, 9:16 PM #11
Originally posted by Avenger:
That's nothing. I've won the UK lotto dozens of times. And I never even bought a ticket!!

thats nothing, i won a lottery and got a personal email from an african prince. all he needed was my ssn to verify me as the winner.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2010-12-07, 11:24 PM #12
At least you have a 5 series to drive around in
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-12-07, 11:33 PM #13
No one will think Sarn is gay now
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-12-08, 6:56 AM #14
Damnit, Vin had me seriously excited when I saw this thread title.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-12-08, 6:11 PM #15
I'm sure I seriously excite you on a regular basis.
2010-12-08, 6:43 PM #16
Hahaha
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-12-08, 8:07 PM #17
Oh for sure.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

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