Best: My laptop probably (as far as usefulness)

Worst: Army rations..wtf Uncle Rich..

I have this crazy aunt who thought I was 5... when I was 12. Not so bad, except 5 years later, when I was 17, I was still 5. I should have been at least 10. Anyway, when I was 17, she gave me a toy dump truck. Not a cool one, but a crappy plastic one with a face.


But last year I got

and

(Yes, those are real legit Cubans)

That bike is HOT!

Hrmm, by best I suppose I'd have to go with this dodgy little blue Stagg acoustic guitar I was given when I was 15. As for worst I really have no idea. Probably cologne seeing as I never wear the damn stuff yet I always manage to get a bottle of it every year.

worst: scratch off lottery tickets... i always get a few packed in with another gift and NEVER win more than what the tickets cost

best: couldn't say... i will say i don't have people giving me motorcycles and cuban cigars as christmas gifts... the gift i showed the most excitement over was when i got a new TV when i was 11... it was a small TV but what i had in my bedroom was a busted old TV that was was older than i was (one of those "fake wood grain with dials and knobs" TVs... of course now i am thinking of picking one up from a thrift store to go with my old pre-NES consoles) there is a VHS tape with me constantly repeating "a new tv" as i unwrapped it and opened the box... not quite a n64 kid level of excitement but it was the best gift of 1993

best gift i don't clearly remember but looking at old photos i saw something that i thought was pretty awesome i had received for christmas... a pedal car that looked like an old ww2 jeep that i got when i was probably 2 or 3

worst: dumb Christmas "themed" sweater.

best: ...probably socks. i have a near fetish with new, never been worn socks.

Well, to to clarify, the motorbike wasn't specifically given to me -- my wife and I bought it together. Meaning, she bought it for me with our money after we both talked it over and agreed on it.

She did buy me the humidor and cigars, though. She smuggled the cigars in when we returned from our honeymoon.

Best.. hmmm. Probably sex.

Worst... Clothes that only a doucher would wear.

Is a doucher a woman?

Example:

The one with the plaid shirt and ripped jeans?

[obvious joke about where she hid the cigars here]

Picture implies that only Italians are Douchers

best: legos... used to spend hours playing with those

worse: passion of the christ DVD.... wat

What? That's an awesome movie, if you're into flaying.