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QWOP...figure out this game
2010-12-10, 7:47 PM #1
This is impossible

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
2010-12-10, 9:12 PM #2
I made it 2.2 meters. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time so I guess I got my use out of it.

I just picture this happening in real life and how frakking hilarious it would look.
My blawgh.
2010-12-10, 9:32 PM #3
Wow, haven't seen this game in a few years. My students showed it to me. I totally suck at it.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2010-12-10, 9:58 PM #4
That's because it's a sucky game.
2010-12-10, 10:44 PM #5
ahahahaha somebody actually did it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrUWFo2D1Xs
2010-12-11, 10:24 PM #6
I started to figure it out, and got to 4.7 but then I realized that the very act of playing made me lose in a much larger sense.
2010-12-12, 8:02 AM #7
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
I started to figure it out, and got to 4.7 but then I realized that the very act of playing made me lose in a much larger sense.


if you are implying that there is more to life than flash games, youre poorly mistaken
2010-12-12, 8:41 AM #8
6.1 meters. This is a very stupid game.
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-12-12, 10:11 AM #9
5.3, sort of in a kneeling position, propelling myself with one foot and dragging the other knee. This game sucks.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-12-12, 10:31 AM #10
Wasn't there a video on Cracked that was a similar idea, except even more ridiculous?
I had a blog. It sucked.
2010-12-12, 1:02 PM #11
yes, I posted it
2010-12-12, 3:03 PM #12
8.4 *****es. alternating WO and QP works a little bit, only after you do an initial lean-forward with O.
2010-12-12, 4:14 PM #13
I start with WO first
2010-12-12, 4:45 PM #14
I really wanted to be unproductive so, shuffling on one knee and a foot out, I actually went the 100 meters. There's a hurdle at about 40 meters (which my guy was sort of humping until he managed to make it over about the 85 meter mark) and then there's supposed to be a thing at the end you jump for extra distance past 100 meters, but obviously I didn't jump so it was something like 100.1 meters total. Took something like 10 minutes or so.
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2010-12-14, 12:50 PM #15
[http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3495/16289818357122832366110.jpg]
2010-12-14, 1:05 PM #16
Real life QWOP

666, The Number of the Beast.
664, The Bloke Next Door.
Matt Bonner, The Lebron Killer
2010-12-14, 1:08 PM #17
I can get his legs working properly, but he always seems to fall backwards...
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2010-12-14, 1:09 PM #18
:saddowns:
DO NOT WANT.
2010-12-14, 1:20 PM #19
[http://imgur.com/XYqjs.jpg]
woot!
2010-12-14, 2:21 PM #20
I came across this game a few months back...I wasted enough time on it back then....never again...I managed to shuffle myself to 75m or something but meh...not a fan
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Rbots
2010-12-14, 8:22 PM #21
Originally posted by Fett 316:
Real life QWOP


fett am i a pervert if i like the color of her hair?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-12-14, 8:46 PM #22
You are also a pedophile
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2010-12-14, 8:50 PM #23
Least we know she wouldn't be able to run away :XD:
2010-12-14, 9:37 PM #24
Originally posted by x25064:
Least we know she wouldn't be able to run away :XD:


:masterstroke:
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-12-14, 11:25 PM #25
Originally posted by Spook:
fett am i a pervert if i like the color of her hair?


that color hair sucks. either be blond or be brunette. the color between is just fugly. also, for some odd reason that hair color seems... masculine to me.

but, i'd do her too. high five!
2010-12-15, 1:11 AM #26
she's disqualified for coming out of her lane (also skipping a hurtle), so she's really wasting time there at the end.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-12-15, 3:18 AM #27
don't talk to me about the rules if you can't spell it right, SRAN :colbert:

(:P)
2010-12-15, 3:51 AM #28
wait.. what did I spell wrong?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-12-15, 6:00 AM #29
Hurdle*
2010-12-15, 6:11 AM #30
oh whoops. well technically I didn't spell anything wrong. I just used the wrong word.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2010-12-15, 6:14 AM #31
Sew then wood ewe say this is spelled write two?
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2010-12-15, 7:01 AM #32
That girl in the video mustve pissed in her hair or something
2010-12-15, 7:31 AM #33
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Sew then wood ewe say this is spelled write two?


Ow... My Brain...
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2010-12-15, 11:00 AM #34
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Sew then wood ewe say this is spelled write two?


oh god, english, what have you done
DO NOT WANT.
2010-12-15, 11:48 AM #35
Originally posted by Spook:
fett am i a pervert if i like the color of her hair?



I'unno... Im not Dr. Phil.
666, The Number of the Beast.
664, The Bloke Next Door.
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2010-12-15, 2:05 PM #36
[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/42256/qwophate.gif]
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-12-15, 5:47 PM #37
Originally posted by ragna:
that color hair sucks. either be blond or be brunette. the color between is just fugly. also, for some odd reason that hair color seems... masculine to me.

but, i'd do her too. high five!


We should probably tone down the celebration.

Also strawberry blonde yes please
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-12-15, 8:04 PM #38
Originally posted by x25064:
[http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3495/16289818357122832366110.jpg]


This is not getting the attention it deserves.
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2010-12-15, 9:58 PM #39
666, The Number of the Beast.
664, The Bloke Next Door.
Matt Bonner, The Lebron Killer
2010-12-15, 11:34 PM #40
I don't understand!

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error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
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