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Hipster Hitler
2010-12-24, 1:04 AM #1
I liked this better before I told all of you about it, but whatever.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-12-24, 10:40 AM #2
The pictures were funnier than any of the punchlines. And even those got old after looking at a few.

[Actually I take that back about the pictures. I'm still looking and I laugh at them after looking at like 10. But the punchlines are still lame :-p]

[Okay, you win. I've given it a true chance like i probably should have before even making my first post, but after reading a bunch more even the lame text has grown on me and has me laughing. Bravo.]
2010-12-24, 10:51 AM #3
HEIL HIPSTER
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2010-12-24, 7:13 PM #4
i want a shirt that say wermacht b*tches at?
http://hipsterhitler.com/2010/12/blackout/
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2010-12-24, 7:33 PM #5
Hi Hitler!

How's it going?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-12-24, 7:43 PM #6
hahaha http://hipsterhitler.com/2010/09/on-the-battlefield/
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-12-24, 7:45 PM #7
I like to imagine that's really how Rommel commanded.

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