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Natalie Portman pregnant & engaged
2010-12-28, 9:12 AM #1
Surprised I didn't read it here first, but: http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Natalie-Portman-Is-Pregnant-and-Engaged/103669.html

When I clicked the link, I was hoping it was Kedri :(
2010-12-28, 9:29 AM #2
Well... everyone's dream in 1999 has officially been shattered.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2010-12-28, 9:32 AM #3
Not unless you are into MILFs
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2010-12-28, 9:42 AM #4
She's a psycho-hippie-liberal-vegan-democrat-jew anyway, who cares?
2010-12-28, 9:48 AM #5
:huh::mad::suicide::awesome::P
2010-12-28, 9:51 AM #6
Originally posted by saberopus:
:huh::mad::suicide::awesome::P


:gbk:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-12-28, 10:07 AM #7
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Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2010-12-28, 11:21 AM #8
Originally posted by Steven:
She's a psycho-hippie-liberal-vegan-democrat-jew anyway way smarter than me, who cares?

ftfy
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-12-28, 11:28 AM #9
It wasn't broken?
2010-12-28, 12:25 PM #10
This is the saddest news I've heard all year. Yes, my dream from 1999 and all the years since has been shattered.
I guess I'll have to go for the cheap knock off version. . . Anyone know where I can meet Keira Knightly?
My blawgh.
2010-12-28, 12:33 PM #11
Thanks to that ***** I'm stuck with a bald chick fantasy that no female thus far has been interested in fulfilling. And bald caps don't count.

..!..
2010-12-28, 12:53 PM #12
Are you talking about V for Vendetta? I loved that movie.
2010-12-28, 2:23 PM #13
Originally posted by Dash_rendar:
Thanks to that ***** I'm stuck with a bald chick fantasy that no female thus far has been interested in fulfilling. And bald caps don't count.

..!..

To Gail Porter's house!
nope.
2010-12-28, 4:55 PM #14
[http://lh5.ggpht.com/_qDlol3l72ng/TRqG3U-5DZI/AAAAAAAAAFw/zk3OVPGVguM/darth-vader-noooo.jpg]

How has this not yet been posted?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-12-28, 5:53 PM #15
Originally posted by Brian:
Are you talking about V for Vendetta? I loved that movie.


Yeah, that was an incredible movie.
2010-12-28, 6:34 PM #16
so he knocked her up then proposed i take it?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-12-28, 8:15 PM #17
WELL PUT
2010-12-28, 8:26 PM #18
That's what she said...
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2010-12-28, 9:35 PM #19
She's not even that hot.
2010-12-28, 9:47 PM #20
Originally posted by JM:
She's not even that hot.


LOL, gay alert
2010-12-28, 9:50 PM #21
I keep reading this thread title as "Natalie Portman bound & gagged" and it always makes me very afraid of Brian's psyche.

Until I read it correctly, when it makes me very afraid of my own psyche!

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Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2010-12-28, 10:44 PM #22
I think your own psyche needs a look in
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-12-28, 11:08 PM #23
Originally posted by JM:
She's not even that hot.


Originally posted by Couchman:
LOL, gay alert


Please let's not do this
2010-12-28, 11:08 PM #24
Originally posted by JM:
She's not even that hot.


Your not even that smart.
2010-12-28, 11:10 PM #25
My dad can beat up your dad.
2010-12-28, 11:24 PM #26
My point of view is better than yours
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-12-28, 11:53 PM #27
I feel a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
2010-12-29, 4:06 AM #28
What kind of a name is Millepied? I mean, seriously? Sounds like a common name for some yet-to-be-discovered scolopendromorph. Ugh.
幻術
2010-12-29, 10:24 AM #29
Originally posted by x25064:
Your not even that smart.


You're mamma.
2010-12-29, 10:55 AM #30
you are mama? :omg:
DO NOT WANT.
2010-12-29, 5:07 PM #31
He did it on purpose Zell, read the quote =p
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-12-31, 3:59 AM #32
I only sometimes find her attractive now, but I'm looking forward to see what she'll look like when she puts on some weight and her boobs get all big.

It might just be kind of awesome, y'know?
2010-12-31, 9:56 AM #33
Originally posted by JM:
She's not even that hot.


Eh... I agree to an extent. I've never really been that attracted to her; she's not really my type. But just because I don't see her in that kind of way does not mean she is unattractive.

If that makes any sense. Regardless, the recent pregnency news does seem rushed. I could care less if she is, but it just seemed to pop up out of nowhere.
"Hello one day ban." ~ Baconfish
>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<
2010-12-31, 10:03 AM #34
Originally posted by Liberius Vir:
I could care less...


God damn you and the horse you rode in on.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2010-12-31, 10:21 AM #35
Originally posted by Wolfy:
God damn you and the horse you rode in on.


lol... Wolfy, you're always a howl... You may have misinterpreted my earlier apathy. I feel that way about all the celeb drama. Those things really don't change my day to day life in a profound way, so I try not to get all worked up about it.

It's a personal choice resulting from a long story that happened some years ago.
"Hello one day ban." ~ Baconfish
>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<
2010-12-31, 12:11 PM #36
Originally posted by Liberius Vir:
Wolfy, you're always a howl


:XD:
DO NOT WANT.
2010-12-31, 5:14 PM #37
Originally posted by Liberius Vir:
I feel that way about all the celeb drama.


I think you misunderstand why Wolfy is demanding that you and your horse be damned.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-12-31, 10:27 PM #38
Somewhat relevant:

http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=2467
2011-01-02, 8:04 AM #39
Originally posted by Deadman:
I think you misunderstand why Wolfy is demanding that you and your horse be damned.


That may very well be. I was so jacked up on coffee at that time. Wouldn't be the firt time I miss something obvious when I was drunk on coffee. There's been some pretty strange happenings when I've had more than two pots in a matter of a few hours.
"Hello one day ban." ~ Baconfish
>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<

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