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A personal grooming question...
2011-01-05, 1:42 PM #1
In short, I need a haircut... maybe.

Back in the day I used to have longer hair. I enjoyed it, sure, but not as much as the girls I dated. They loved it. But, in a spur of the moment decided to get it all cut off. I've kept it that way for a while to the point that my barber doesn't even ask what I want anymore. I enjoy the fact that short hair is rediculously easy to maintain.

However, I've been poor and lazy for the past few months & as such, have not cut my hair. Also because it's winter here right now and it's keeping my head warm. It's gotten to the point though where I need to figure out if I'm going to cut it again or try to go back to the longer locks I once had. Massassians... Your opinion please.

First one is how I normally keep it. Second is somewhat like what it was. It's a horrible one and I'm clean shaven, but the only one I could find right now.
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2011-01-05, 1:54 PM #2
That isn't long hair!

You should grow long hair and a full beard. Be a viking!
I'm just a little boy.
2011-01-05, 2:01 PM #3
Trust me, it gets longer, lol. I tried to keep it around shoulder length, which isn't particularly long unless you compare it to that first pic where it looks more normal. And that first one was even after I let it grow for a little bit.
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2011-01-05, 2:02 PM #4
The cut in the second picture seems to make that woman in the background moist with desire. You can just tell from her looks that your appearance invoke her raw feelings of pleasure.
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2011-01-05, 2:17 PM #5
Shorter looks better.
2011-01-05, 2:36 PM #6
my roommate does the same thing with his hair, girls seem to love that style.
DO NOT WANT.
2011-01-05, 3:54 PM #7
The pictures chosen probably aren't the best to base this decision on, but the first one makes you look like less of a douchebag.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2011-01-05, 4:01 PM #8
The longer hair picture makes you look like a werewolf.

Good thing? Bad thing? Up to you to decide.
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2011-01-05, 4:11 PM #9
I see the second one and all I think of is Dweezil Zappa.
nope.
2011-01-05, 4:45 PM #10
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2011-01-05, 5:13 PM #11
Originally posted by happydud:
The longer hair picture makes you look like a werewolf.

Good thing? Bad thing? Up to you to decide.


Ok... It's sad that you're not the first person to say that. I don't know if I can't see it just because it's a picture of me, but I just don't. How do I look like a wolf?
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2011-01-05, 5:42 PM #12
If you want easy to manage long hair just get dreadlocks.

As for the two pictures I say go for the long hair.
My blawgh.
2011-01-05, 5:50 PM #13
Originally posted by Liberius Vir:
Ok... It's sad that you're not the first person to say that. I don't know if I can't see it just because it's a picture of me, but I just don't. How do I look like a wolf?


I think it's the 'wolverine' sideburns. trim those back a bit so they aren't pointy at the front and it's fine.
DO NOT WANT.
2011-01-05, 5:59 PM #14
It's the hair. Something LIKE this, I can't find the exact pic i'm looking for.

[http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CMZ30005lg.jpg]
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2011-01-05, 7:36 PM #15
it's cute that you call that long... too bad the hosting with all my long hair photos vanished without warning me so i could save everything
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2011-01-05, 8:19 PM #16
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
it's cute that you call that long... too bad the hosting with all my long hair photos vanished without warning me so i could save everything


that is long. Long enough before your start reaching dirty goth/hippie terrority :colbert:

Vir, grow it back to "semi" long, but keep the facial hair.

Longish hair + clean shaven = woman on steroids
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2011-01-05, 9:15 PM #17
Originally posted by happydud:
[http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CMZ30005lg.jpg]


Han Solo and Chewbacca had a kid?!
My blawgh.
2011-01-05, 10:24 PM #18
I don't think clothing is heritable
2011-01-05, 10:30 PM #19
Keep the sideburns. They look awesome.
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2011-01-06, 5:24 AM #20
Those are not wolverine sideburns.
:colbert
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2011-01-06, 6:09 AM #21
The sideburns only look out of control in the second pic because I didn't really trim them down. There's a lot of strange things going on in that second pic, lol.
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2011-01-06, 6:39 AM #22
Based on the title of this thread I thought this was going another direction
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2011-01-06, 6:44 AM #23
We've had that direction at least twice.
nope.
2011-01-06, 6:59 AM #24
Yeah no need to go down that road again
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2011-01-06, 7:53 AM #25
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
The pictures chosen probably aren't the best to base this decision on, but the first one makes you look like less of a douchebag.


Yeah, this. Though grow it out long [like actually long] and ditch the Nickelback douchegel from the second pic and it could look pretty sweet too. Vikings are in this year.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-01-06, 7:59 AM #26
Originally posted by Dormouse:
Vikings are in this year.


I just have to remember not to put any horns on my helmet.

http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=58211
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2011-01-06, 8:02 AM #27
MUCH better with shorter hair
2011-01-06, 6:49 PM #28
What I want to know is why he's drinking piss in the first photo..
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2011-01-07, 3:57 AM #29
You're pretty hot.
2011-01-07, 8:37 AM #30
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
What I want to know is why he's drinking piss in the first photo..


It's the lighting really... It's scotch. It was at a friend's wedding.
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2011-01-07, 9:22 AM #31
That's a pretty big glass of whisky. :P
nope.
2011-01-07, 9:27 AM #32
Originally posted by Baconfish:
That's a pretty big glass of whisky. :P


It was free... and delicious. Actually, in that pick it might have been a Godfather.
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