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Black Swan
2011-01-07, 9:36 PM #1
Music was phenonimal...Kunis and Portman were dead sexy

I would definately give this a thumbs up.
2011-01-07, 9:40 PM #2
Yeah mang that's what I was looking for in dis film to hear some Tchaikovsky and see those babes lookin' dead sexy. Mmm. Woulda been disappointed if they had appeared homely, gross, disturbing, or mutilated. but two " thumbs " up from me if you know what I mean. Extra points for Spoiler! .................... LESBIAN ACTION. woulda been better if those sexy dames had gone at it for a significantly higher percentage off the screen time , but ALAS.

I would rate this film "FastGamerr" out of a total of "FastestGamerr".
2011-01-07, 9:44 PM #3
LOL I have no idea what your review means
2011-01-08, 1:37 AM #4
natalie portman and mila kunis make out

that is all you need to know
DO NOT WANT.
2011-01-08, 4:18 AM #5
It wasn't that hard to tell that Natalie's character was crazy. A pretty predictable movie over all.

But yes, lesbian scene.
幻術
2011-01-08, 7:33 AM #6
Still haven't gotten the chance to see it yet.
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2011-01-08, 8:33 AM #7
It's nothing special TBH.
幻術
2011-01-08, 9:45 AM #8
Originally posted by Koobie:
It's nothing special TBH.


Confirmed for hating good things
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2011-01-08, 12:42 PM #9
Originally posted by Couchman:
Music was phenonimal...Kunis and Portman were dead sexy

I would definately give this a thumbs up.


This. Just watched it last night actually at a suggestion. Highly approved.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-01-08, 5:10 PM #10
Originally posted by Zell:
natalie portman and mila kunis make out

that is all you need to know


there was only one place where Mila Kunis's tounge was, and it wasn't Portman's mouth
2011-01-08, 5:19 PM #11
Originally posted by Couchman:
there was only one place where Mila Kunis's tounge was, and it wasn't Portman's mouth


I would like further information
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2011-01-08, 5:24 PM #12
Originally posted by Krokodile:
I would like further information


Her Sarlacc Pit
2011-01-08, 9:03 PM #13
I'd put my "Tusken Raider" in her "Sarlacc Pit".

... and yes, I would hope it would remain there for a 1000 years too. But alas, I live in a world of fantasy.
Magrucko Daines and the Crypt of Crola (2007)
Magrucko Daines and the Dark Youth (2010)
Magrucko Daines and the Vertical City (2016)
2011-01-09, 3:40 AM #14
I dunno man, I doubt she'll look quite as delicious 1000 years from now...
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2011-01-09, 6:32 AM #15
Yay we've finally reached the day where we put two attractive females in a film, make them ****, and it's considered good cinema.

Saw it, was not impressed.
2011-01-09, 7:19 AM #16
Originally posted by Temperamental:
Yay we've finally reached the day where we put two attractive females in a film, make them ****, and it's considered good cinema.

Saw it, was not impressed.


I'm pretty sure that wasn't the whole point of the movie. But it was a refreshing change from the sea of het-overwhelming sex scenes.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-01-09, 8:58 AM #17
I know it's not the point of the movie, it rarely ever is.

And I don't cound Pirhanna 3D as a movie.
2011-01-10, 8:28 AM #18
saw a few days ago. liked it.
i have to say though it has the MOST disturbing scene in it i have ever seen in a movie.
where portman starts going at it by herself and then looks over and her MOM IS RIGHT THERE!!!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-01-10, 1:06 PM #19
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
saw a few days ago. liked it.
i have to say though it has the MOST disturbing scene in it i have ever seen in a movie.
where portman starts going at it by herself and then looks over and her MOM IS RIGHT THERE!!!


was the mom actually awake though? i thought her eyes were closed but people told me otherwise
2011-01-10, 1:24 PM #20
No, she was definitely asleep. That's why she quickly, stopped, turned away, covered herself up... was relieved, but startled. Her mom didn't react at all, either...
2011-01-10, 4:44 PM #21
Originally posted by Koobie:
It wasn't that hard to tell that Natalie's character was crazy. A pretty predictable movie over all.

But yes, lesbian scene.


You missed the entire point of the movie.
Think while it's still legal.
2011-01-10, 4:46 PM #22
SAJN I thought it was your typical spot the plot twist coming and you win and the movie is unimpressive??? :cool: :P

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