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Cat ordered to do jury service

2011-01-18, 8:08 AM #1

LividDK

One Angry Monkey

Posts: 3,413

Link.

Just something a bit lighthearted to brighten the mood. I especially liked the quote at the end:

A website for the US judicial system states that jurors are "not expected to speak perfect English".

2011-01-18, 9:48 AM #2

zanardi

Dictator for Life

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I seem to remember an identical story to this a few months back, I don't think it's the same one because the cat looks different.

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2011-01-18, 1:12 PM #3

Deadman

twitches

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That is just the perfect expression shot. I bet there's been a lolcats made for this already.
I has joory jooty??

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2011-01-18, 3:06 PM #4

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

Its time for some.... feline justice

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2011-01-18, 3:19 PM #5

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Bet they're feline stupid now.... unless it was a cat burglar.

Originally posted by LividDK:

A website for the US judicial system states that jurors are "not expected to speak perfect English".

Shouldn't that read purrfect english??

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2011-01-21, 2:01 AM #6

..would like a shrubbery.

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You all suck. I was waiting for someone to tell me how awful that was so I could come back with "Yeah, these sorts of jokes are not tabby encouraged".

Oh well.

Court: You have to do jury service.
Cat: Me? 'ow?

2011-01-21, 2:05 AM #7

Jarl

Clean-Shaven and Baby-Smooth

Posts: 2,483

Originally posted by zanardi:

I seem to remember an identical story to this a few months back, I don't think it's the same one because the cat looks different.

Probably a fake story.

-I think I'd have heard this on the US news, for one.

2011-01-21, 2:29 AM #8

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Originally posted by Ni:

You all suck.

Too many in one post.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.