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I am changing my name.
2011-01-20, 9:39 AM #1
My new name is Obsol33t. The greatest computer haxer name ever. With Jeff K as my witness, I will hax you, fathats.
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2011-01-20, 10:24 AM #2
All hail Obsol33t
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-01-20, 10:26 AM #3
I am honestly considering changing my name to Edward James Lovekraken.
nope.
2011-01-20, 10:37 AM #4
But...but... how am I supposed to see this impostor name and think dud?!
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2011-01-20, 10:58 AM #5
Well, can I have happydud if you aren't using the name?
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2011-01-20, 11:41 AM #6
I'm not changing my massassiname. Only my leet haxer name.
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2011-01-20, 11:54 AM #7
Do you hack using a pentium 4?
2011-01-20, 11:58 AM #8
Pentium Pro is way more elite than a Pentium 4.

Just look at the name. Pentium Pro.
2011-01-20, 11:59 AM #9
He hacked into NORAD using a laptop, just to make a point! Obsol33t jams with the console cowboys in cyberspace on a regular basis, and he has experienced the new wave, next wave, dream wave, AND cyberpunk, and was not impressed with any of them.
2011-01-20, 12:09 PM #10
My digital media is write-protected, Every file inspected, no viruses detected! I beta tested every operating system, Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em. While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin', It does all my work without me even askin'! Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide - I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side. In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user, you've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser." Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax, and where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
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2011-01-20, 1:12 PM #11
[http://images.contactmusic.com/videoimages/sbmg/weird-al-yankovic-weird-al-yankovic-its-all-about-the-pentiums.jpg]
一个大西瓜
2011-01-20, 1:16 PM #12
:master:
2011-01-20, 9:58 PM #13
Pffft. Ur not l33t. In fact, I'll d3l337 ur hax. I'll send you the R4v3n virus. Quoth ur serv0r 404.
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2011-01-20, 10:09 PM #14
I'm changing my name to Dick Bonér.
:master::master::master:
2011-01-22, 11:03 AM #15
I'm changing my name to ****er Max.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-01-22, 12:34 PM #16
I'll be changing my name to cody coker.
2011-01-22, 12:39 PM #17
I'm changing my name to Cokey Coder.
2011-01-22, 1:04 PM #18
Originally posted by Pommy:
[http://images.contactmusic.com/videoimages/sbmg/weird-al-yankovic-weird-al-yankovic-its-all-about-the-pentiums.jpg]


"In a 32 bit world you're a 2 bit user.."

"I got a flat screen monitor 40 inches wide..."

"I got me 100 gigabyte of ram...."

:v:

(Okay maybe we're not quite to the last one yet but it's not the pie in the sky joke it was when the song came out)
2011-01-22, 2:08 PM #19
You can do it today, although it'd be a lot more efficient to go with 96 GB or 128 GB.
2011-01-22, 2:34 PM #20
There are days in my studio class when it's very difficult not to laugh at my classmates:
I'm the only one who can run AutoCAD, REVIT, Adobe CS4, and Corel Draw simultaneously and still be browsing six tabs on Chrome in the background. :P
It's even funnier when you realize that my computer is the lightest and most compact in the room, and that as tricked-out as it is for my purposes, it still cost me less semi-custom than any of theirs did standard through the school's "tech discount" system.

Dangit. I hope I didn't just jinx myself. >_<

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