We need a jokes thread. Haven't had one for ages.


Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila!



Man walks into a zoo, to find it only had one animal. A dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.



I found a stray dog the other day. I call him Mohammed because I had to muzzle-him.

You can say one thing for pedophiles, they drive slow in school zones.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?





They gave her a basketball to read.

http://www.hartfelt.net/fun/humor/humor7.html

funny AND true

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

did you get that from prairie home companion

reddit, one of the few times i glance at it