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The grandfather of tv fitness

2011-01-24, 6:27 AM #1

Darth Dan

Junior Jedi

Posts: 879

Jack lalanne died at the age of 96, one of the greatest of all TV Fitness guys. RIP:(


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/01/23/fitness-guru-jack-lalanne-dies/

He who controls the spice controls the universe-

2011-01-24, 8:34 AM #2

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

R.I.P.

He was a juice squeezin man...

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2011-01-24, 10:41 AM #3

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

[quote=some dude on reddit]At age 70: Handcuffed, shackled and fighting strong winds and currents, towed 70 boats with 70 people from the Queen’s Way Bridge in the Long Beach Harbor to the Queen Mary, 1 ½ miles.[/quote]
Yeah, ridiculous.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2011-01-24, 11:32 AM #4

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

"Jack LaLanne will carry his own casket at his funeral."
- Some guy on Twitter

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2011-01-24, 12:57 PM #5

Liberius Vir

Popsicle

Posts: 561

Even in his current state, I'm fairly sure he could still kick at least half of Massassi's a**.

Bad news. Bad news indeed. I remember the episode of The Man Show that he was in. Hilarious.

"Hello one day ban." ~ Baconfish
>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<

2011-01-24, 2:50 PM #6

Fett 316

Our Semi Newest Member

Posts: 453

Good, good...

Jk, seriously though, I'd never heard of him before today.

666, The Number of the Beast.
664, The Bloke Next Door.
Matt Bonner, The Lebron Killer

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