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Jedi and Alcohol Consumption
2011-01-30, 7:07 PM #1
Was thinking about this the other day...do Jedi drink? In the movies we only see Obi-Wan order a beverage..and I'm pretty sure that was only to trick Zam into trying to kill him. Kyle Katarn does..but thats expanded universe stuff..

Are Jedi allowed to drink? I would imagine not since it can cloud their judgement. They are supposed to have "the most serious mind" and always stay focused on what they are doing.

Thoughts?
2011-01-30, 7:09 PM #2
I don't remember and haven't played and read all Katarn stuff but when did Jedi Katarn have a drink?
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2011-01-30, 7:10 PM #3
Jedi Outcast, Nar Shadda, he orders Corellian Ale..."IN A CLEAN GLASS"
2011-01-30, 7:17 PM #4
I just vaguely remember that cutscene. I remember that level for more infamous, Rodian, reasons. Still, as you point out, he asked for a clean glass. ;) There was really no Jedi Order at that point and Katarn certainly wasn't a traditional sort of Jedi. I believe there are some recently published books about the Jedi and Sith Orders. Perhaps they address the subject.
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2011-01-30, 7:19 PM #5
Jedi are a bunch of nutjobs if you consider that officially they aren't allowed to have emotional attachments, for whatever reason. Oh and no gays, gays don't exist in star wars.
It's a cult that steals babies to brainwash.
2011-01-30, 7:21 PM #6
lol what does that have to do with gettin your drink on
2011-01-30, 7:22 PM #7
Nothing I just decided to sperg all over this topic.
Judging by some of the decisions they made I'm guessing they were constantly drunk.
2011-01-30, 7:23 PM #8
QUI-GON BOOZE?
2011-01-30, 7:26 PM #9
Gin.
2011-01-30, 7:37 PM #10
The midichlorean content of their blood coutneracts the ethanol

:suicide:

i obviously have a low midi chlorine count
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2011-01-30, 8:31 PM #11
What? You think meditation and all that **** works? Yoda knocks back a 40 every night just to get to the next day. Having to train whiny padawans and dealing with the Republic's bureaucratic bull**** wears on you.

Qui-Gon has been in and out of AA just before he got impaled.
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2011-01-30, 8:33 PM #12
Mace Windu loves him some Colt 45.
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2011-01-30, 9:13 PM #13
The first thing I thought of when reading this thread topic was JediGandalf.
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2011-01-30, 9:48 PM #14
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
The first thing I thought of when reading this thread topic was JediGandalf.


Me too
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2011-01-30, 10:49 PM #15
Geez, Tibby must be especially hard on Buddhist monks considering his views on Jedi.
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2011-01-30, 11:03 PM #16
Originally posted by Couchman:
Jedi Outcast, Nar Shadda, he orders Corellian Ale..."IN A CLEAN GLASS"


Maybe Corellian Ale is like a Virgin Dakari?
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2011-01-30, 11:22 PM #17
Ooh, is that anywhere near as cool as a virgin with a daiquiri?
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2011-01-30, 11:30 PM #18
Identical, since both spellings are equally acceptable and used frequently.
The only drawback to daiquiri is that correcting someones spelling when they use the equally accepted word can make you look pretentious and douchey.
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2011-01-30, 11:53 PM #19
Um, I wasn't correcting your spelling.
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2011-01-31, 12:05 AM #20
I didn't say you were, technically >_>

My bad though, I'm tired =p
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2011-01-31, 5:19 AM #21
Originally posted by Tibby:
Jedi are a bunch of nutjobs if you consider that officially they aren't allowed to have emotional attachments, for whatever reason. Oh and no gays, gays don't exist in star wars.
It's a cult that steals babies to brainwash.


Explain C-3P0, sir.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-01-31, 6:21 AM #22
Hey, it's human-cyborg relations, not cyborg-cyborg relations.
nope.
2011-01-31, 6:52 AM #23
I bet Wookieepedia has an article on the subject.

I always wanted to know about Bocks O'Rox as well.
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2011-01-31, 6:57 AM #24
Originally posted by Dormouse:
Explain C-3P0, sir.

ooh, so camp = gay? I know a few effeminate straight men (and many butch gay men!) who might take offense to that!!
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2011-01-31, 7:04 AM #25
Jedi probably don't drink or smoke weed. They wouldn't be very fun at a party.
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2011-01-31, 7:10 AM #26
Originally posted by maevie:
ooh, so camp = gay? I know a few effeminate straight men (and many butch gay men!) who might take offense to that!!


Oh geeze, really?

No, I meant the dynamic devoted couple he and R2 make. It's either homosexual cyborg love, or robromance.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-01-31, 7:31 AM #27
I think its more a personal choice, they don't seem to shy away from it but I've never heard/read any saying 'none for me, I don't drink',

Old Republic Jedi might have, but the new Jedi on the block don't seem to care as long as it isn't a problem.
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2011-01-31, 7:52 AM #28
Originally posted by Dormouse:
No, I meant the dynamic devoted couple he and R2 make. It's either homosexual cyborg love, or robromance.


So which one do you think goes on top
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2011-01-31, 8:07 AM #29
C3PO likes the bottom if we're going by Cazor's old pictures.
nope.
2011-01-31, 8:08 AM #30
Originally posted by genk:
I think its more a personal choice, they don't seem to shy away from it but I've never heard/read any saying 'none for me, I don't drink',

Old Republic Jedi might have, but the new Jedi on the block don't seem to care as long as it isn't a problem.


Oh those new Jedi, so liberal
2011-01-31, 8:48 AM #31
Quote:
C3PO - 'this oil bath is going to feel SOOOOoooo... Good!'

Yup... Gaydroid.

Also where on the deathstar were he and r2d2 hiding?? That's right. In the closet.
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2011-01-31, 10:39 AM #32
Originally posted by Dormouse:

No, I meant the dynamic devoted couple he and R2 make. It's either homosexual cyborg love, or robromance.


ah, well either way, it's adorable!
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2011-01-31, 12:27 PM #33
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
Also where on the deathstar were he and r2d2 hiding?? That's right. In the closet.


This is the best thing I've read all day.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-01-31, 3:43 PM #34
But R2 also likes to stick his probe in Computer information data ports as well.
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2011-01-31, 3:55 PM #35
Clearly R2 is bisexual.
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2011-01-31, 7:16 PM #36
Lucas said in some interview somewhere that there were no gays in the star wars universe. Which seems mildly absurd, actually.

The huts are hermaphrodites though.
2011-01-31, 7:37 PM #37
I'm not drunk.....yet
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