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Sean Combs Blamed for 9/11/01, Sued for $1 Trillion

2011-01-31, 10:24 PM #1

Estelore

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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/diddy-sued-1-trillion-blamed-9-11-20110129-022927-119.html

Here's the kicker: The hearing was today. That's right, there was a hearing over it.

Dang.

2011-02-01, 12:16 AM #2

Alan

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What in the ****

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2011-02-01, 3:42 AM #3

Jarl

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I...

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--accused Diddy, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and police brutality victim Rodney King of somehow being responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center--

But th...

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--After they "knocked down the WTC" she wrote, the three came and "knocked my children down."--

Wha...

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--Turks also added that Diddy stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars"--

Are you...

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--she once dated Diddy and that the 41-year-old rapper is the father of her 23-year-old son--

So when he...

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--900 billion dollars in child support. The other 100 billion dollars she is seeking is for "loss of income,"--

Wait, that doesn't make...

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--request for a restraining order against Diddy--

... I didn't know Francis E. Dec was still alive.

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2011-02-01, 3:54 AM #4

Koobie

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Hmm, I guess that's sort of comes with being well-known. All the crazies are after you.

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2011-02-01, 4:47 AM #5

Krokodile

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This woman is doing a service to the public. Sean Combs, Kim Porter and Rodney King NEED to be stopped, or else they'll inflict more mass destruction upon America (and possibly someplace else, too).

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2011-02-01, 4:59 AM #6

The Ego Has Landed

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Thing is, you kind of have to let her have a hearing. The judge has to at least give her a chance to present evidence before he throws the case out.

2011-02-01, 5:35 AM #7

EAH_TRISCUIT

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Originally posted by JM:

Thing is, you kind of have to let her have a hearing. The judge has to at least give her a chance to present evidence before he throws the case out.

True but in cases like this I sorta hope that the Judge is viciously scathing in his dismissal for the purposes of maximum public humiliation.

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2011-02-01, 5:39 AM #8

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Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:

True but in cases like this I sorta hope that the Judge is viciously scathing in his dismissal for the purposes of maximum public humiliation.

Is there no penalty for wasting the courts time?

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2011-02-01, 5:42 AM #9

Sarn_Cadrill

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hay you guys don't even kno. maybe she has EVIDANCE.

[pretty sure she can be fined for filing a frivolous] law suit.

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2011-02-01, 7:07 AM #10

Deadman

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How did it even get this far, what kind of lawyer would take such a case?

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2011-02-01, 7:41 AM #11

Michael MacFarlane

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Originally posted by Deadman:

How did it even get this far, what kind of lawyer would take such a case?

No lawyer in his right mind. She's probably self-representing.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2011-02-01, 8:26 AM #12

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

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Or maybe she's being represented by a lawyer who's not in his right mind!

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2011-02-01, 9:46 AM #13

x25064

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OR she's rich and is paying him prime cash. Would make sense with everything else she's got going on. Why not add the fact that she is obscenely rich?

2011-02-01, 9:52 AM #14

Baconfish

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He made the 9th of November happen?

THAT *******.

nope.

2011-02-01, 10:14 AM #15

Liberius Vir

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I would totally love to see what kind of evidence she tries to bring.

"Here's a picture of me winning the $100 Zillions poker chip at this casino in Mississippi."

"Ma'am, you can't submit that as evidence. It's clearly doctored. That is no such monitary amout as 100 Zillions"

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2011-02-01, 10:43 AM #16

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

Originally posted by Baconfish:

He made the 9th of November happen?

THAT *******.

Quit being foreign. Stop it. :colbert:

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2011-02-01, 11:08 AM #17

Deadman

twitches

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Spoken like a foreigner!

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2011-02-01, 11:04 PM #18

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

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Seriously, what in the ****.

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2011-02-02, 1:27 AM #19

x25064

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what was the outcome of yesterdays hearing?

2011-02-02, 4:38 AM #20

The Ego Has Landed

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Quote:

Is there no penalty for wasting the courts time?

Yes, but she needs to actually waste their time first.

2011-02-02, 6:44 AM #21

ORJ_JoS

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What happened on November 9? I can't follow...

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2011-02-02, 9:40 AM #22

Michael MacFarlane

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Originally posted by x25064:

what was the outcome of yesterdays hearing?

dismissal for failure to state a claim

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2011-02-02, 12:49 PM #23

Darth_Alran

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Originally posted by Deadman:

How did it even get this far, what kind of lawyer would take such a case?

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2011-02-02, 1:02 PM #24

Freelancer

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Originally posted by JM:

Thing is, you kind of have to let her have a hearing. The judge has to at least give her a chance to present evidence before he throws the case out.

I think exceptions can be made when you claim your 'loss of income' is twice the net worth of the world's richest person.

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