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Happy V-Day.
2011-02-14, 2:42 PM #1
So you say you don't celebrate V-Day
But I say I don't care
And with a loud 'POP!'

I open a beer and share your dismay
At the zombies that march towards us
Without stop

The zombies are lead
By spandex-clad female officers of the SS
Who are marching ahead of their armies
That know not of rest

Giving up isn't my style, I am used to success
So I give you a flower
And hope for the best
幻術
2011-02-14, 2:54 PM #2
I hate today, I'm bitter about it, ONLY because I don't have a significant other

but the years i did it was legit.

but i hate it.

but maybe next time around

but we'll see
2011-02-14, 2:54 PM #3
I think Valentine's day is a bunch of rubbish.

My wife does too. She's cool like that.
2011-02-14, 3:27 PM #4
I completely forgot that it was Valentine's Day until I saw people moaning on facebook.

20 single February 14ths and counting. :P
nope.
2011-02-14, 4:02 PM #5
Our receptionist's husband hired these guys to sing to her. There were in our lobby for 20 minutes
[http://i.imgur.com/Aha1O.jpg]
2011-02-14, 4:16 PM #6
Is that Richard Attenborough?
nope.
2011-02-14, 4:23 PM #7
It's Father Christmas.
2011-02-14, 4:35 PM #8
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Is that Richard Attenborough?

That's exactly what I was going to say! :o
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2011-02-14, 5:01 PM #9
I hate Valentines day only because I have to listen to all sorts of whiners complain about how non traditional their relationship is, and how it blows their mind that their non traditional relationship isn't accepted by people who lead traditional lives.

GGGGGGGGGGARRRRRRRRAHAHA
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2011-02-14, 5:47 PM #10
What?! You enjoy spending time with someone, and enjoy emotional and physical intimacy? How non-traditional!
2011-02-14, 5:49 PM #11
I took my girlfriend to the gun range for Valentine's Day. She brought her own gun.
Pissed Off?
2011-02-14, 7:49 PM #12
[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2082414/heartmath.jpg]


Went shopping with my girlfriend this morning in duluth, but she's been sick so we came back early today. Got her a locket and some l4d2 stickers she wanted for valentines day.
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2011-02-14, 8:56 PM #13
Calling it V-day sound really weird. Especially since I know a few girls that would say "her v" to mean her vagina.
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2011-02-14, 9:09 PM #14
There's also "V cards".
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2011-02-14, 9:15 PM #15
We celebrated on Saturday instead of today. Stayed in, watched movies, cooked dinner. Was nice.
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2011-02-15, 3:13 AM #16
My lady friend of 5 or so years left me in January. Also, my godmother (who took me in when I had no place to go) died on Valentine's last year.

Not a happy time for me.
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2011-02-15, 12:21 PM #17
I am Forever Alone, but luckily I just slept through the whole day.

-My mom did give me a little snoopy chocolate, though, so that was nice.
2011-02-15, 12:59 PM #18
Originally posted by Deadman:
Calling it V-day sound really weird. Especially since I know a few girls that would say "her v" to mean her vagina.


That still works (vagina-day)
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2011-02-15, 1:14 PM #19
My wife & I walked to one of our favorite restaurants that's nearby & had a wonderful dinner. My parents were kind enough to watch the baby for a few hours so that we could enjoy a rare night out alone. The end.
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2011-02-15, 2:22 PM #20
Originally posted by Steven:
Our receptionist's husband hired these guys to sing to her. There were in our lobby for 20 minutes
[http://i.imgur.com/Aha1O.jpg]


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2011-02-15, 4:06 PM #21
I love that being single on valentines day legitimizes me eating pizza/Chinese and chocolate/ice cream/misc in sweats with a glass of wine and either a romance novel or a movie with another single friend or two. Since all that makes a damn good night regardless of the day of the year, I enthusiastically celebrate Valentines Day when single.
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2011-02-15, 4:30 PM #22
I celebrated Valentine's day by watching Being Human (US) with Wife, Porkins, Special K, and Friend with the Beard. Then we watched all watched disc 3 of The Pacific while my wife watched The Bachelor.
2011-02-15, 6:22 PM #23
Originally posted by Steven:
I celebrated Valentine's day by watching Being Human (US) with Wife, Porkins, Special K, and Friend with the Beard. Then we watched all watched disc 3 of The Pacific while my wife watched The Bachelor.


My girlfriend is the exact opposite. She can't make it through most movies, she either falls asleep or gets horny.


Usually the latter. Not complaining.
2011-02-15, 6:41 PM #24
Originally posted by Steven:
I celebrated Valentine's day by watching Being Human (US) with Wife, Porkins, Special K, and Friend with the Beard. Then we watched all watched disc 3 of The Pacific while my wife watched The Bachelor.


you know porkins?!!! :awesome:
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2011-02-15, 6:41 PM #25
My wife tends to fall asleep during movies. She's seen the first two thirds of hundreds of movies.

She doesn't have the horny problem.


Porkins is the nickname of our fat friend, because 1) he's fat, 2) he always has food (like in the porkins videos), 3) he sort of resembles the guy, and 4) we're all sure he would die first in any sort of life or death situation.
2011-02-15, 7:23 PM #26
Originally posted by Steven:
I celebrated Valentine's day by watching Being Human (US) with Wife, Porkins, Special K, and Friend with the Beard. Then we watched all watched disc 3 of The Pacific while my wife watched The Bachelor.

Does Tim have the beard back?
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2011-02-15, 7:28 PM #27
Originally posted by sugarless:
I love that being single on valentines day legitimizes me eating pizza/Chinese and chocolate/ice cream/misc in sweats with a glass of wine and either a romance novel or a movie with another single friend or two. Since all that makes a damn good night regardless of the day of the year, I enthusiastically celebrate Valentines Day when single.


Almost makes me wish I were single.

We didn't really do anything this year, not a big holiday with us. We ordered sandwiches in, I watched Revenge of the Ninja while she did law school homework.
2011-02-16, 10:53 AM #28
Asked someone out to lunch, got ignored.

Didn't even get a valentine from mom this year.

Friend was going to get me a valentine, then suddenly gave it to someone else.

:colbert: I hate women.
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2011-02-16, 10:59 AM #29
Dude you suck more than boco
2011-02-16, 11:02 AM #30
Originally posted by Admiral Zarn:
Asked someone out to lunch, got ignored.

Didn't even get a valentine from mom this year.

Friend was going to get me a valentine, then suddenly gave it to someone else.

:colbert: I hate women.


I doubt you'd have gotten ignored if you'd asked in personnn or on the phonnnne, so how did you ask?
2011-02-16, 11:09 AM #31
In person, durr. <_<
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2011-02-16, 11:11 AM #32
How did you get ignored .(
2011-02-16, 11:12 AM #33
Happens more than you'd think.
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2011-02-16, 12:24 PM #34
It's common. You ask, they turn away and do something else. Your ego crumbles, and you go and cut yourself in the mailroom to relieve the pain.

-Not that I've ever done that. I'm perfectly fine being alone. All alone. By myself. Forever.
2011-02-17, 1:22 PM #35
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Porkins is the nickname of our fat friend, because 1) he's fat, 2) he always has food (like in the porkins videos), 3) he sort of resembles the guy, and 4) we're all sure he would die first in any sort of life or death situation.

I had a Porkins also (he was chubby & his name was Perkins) but he became a marine & lost the weight. I preferred him before.
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