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My laptop is drunk
2011-02-15, 2:10 PM #1
I spilled vodka all over my laptop and now it wont stop typing tttttttttttttttttttttt


I'm afraid that it will try and drive when it's like this what can I do?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-02-15, 2:11 PM #2
breathalyser interlock switch
2011-02-15, 2:12 PM #3
cut his arms and legs off so he can't reach the wheel and pedals

it's the only reasonable solution to drunk driving
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-02-15, 2:16 PM #4
my laptop is a girl
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-02-15, 2:50 PM #5
cus guys give ****ty lapdances
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-02-15, 4:57 PM #6
I also hear they lower sperm count
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-02-15, 5:43 PM #7
Turn it off and let it dry out. Put it near something warm like a radiator to speed up the process. Shouldn't take too long, especially considering the alcohol content.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2011-02-15, 5:44 PM #8
Radiator? Why would he put it in his car engine compartment?
2011-02-15, 5:55 PM #9
ಠ_ಠ
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2011-02-15, 5:58 PM #10
Putting it in a bag or rice works really well too.
And when you eat the rice afterward it tastes like media, YUM!
My blawgh.
2011-02-15, 6:15 PM #11
pour coffee on it
2011-02-15, 7:23 PM #12
and some greasy food
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-02-15, 8:59 PM #13
give it some more vodka maybe it'll sleep with you
DO NOT WANT.
2011-02-18, 5:12 PM #14
WTF

I tried to turn it on after drytime and the fan turns on an the screen turns different colors like some sort of disco stick.

MY COMPUTER HAS COUCHLOCK

****, there is stuff I need off there
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-02-18, 5:34 PM #15
so take the drive out then
2011-02-18, 7:06 PM #16
Originally posted by Spook:
my laptop is a girl


Bull****.

It would have taken Smirnoff Ice.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2011-02-18, 7:09 PM #17
that's not true. My wife and a close female friend are at my house drinking tonight, and there is no Smirnoff Ice on the premises. But there is vodka.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

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